New Year Fun
Miroki was at home
numbly sitting at a table, whacking her head with a notebook, and dying from
boredom. It was December 30th, it was snowing, there was nothing
thing to do. At that moment her phone rang.
"Hello, Miroki
here."
Duo's cheery voice
could be heard, "Miroki! Wus up? I was wondering if you'd like to come skating
with us?"
Miroki grinned,
"Sure, what time?"
"In about an hour,
I'd like to do this before Heero, Trowa and Wufei change their minds."
She laughed, "Okay,
just let me get Kara first."
"Uh… I already
tried, she said she doesn't skate."
"Don't worry Duo,
I'll convince her."
A pause before the
reply, "No can do, I already begged her, she just stated that nothing in heaven
or hell could get her to go."
Miroki just smirked,
"Nothing in heaven or hell huh? She didn't say Earth did she?"
No response.
"Figure she didn't,
don't worry, I'll get her to go." With that she hung up.
Duo listened to the
empty line before muttering, "Should I pity Kara right now?"
"No way!" Kara
shouted.
Miroki sighed,
pulling Kara along (which wasn't very hard since Miroki was stronger than
Kara), "We are just going ice skating, what's the problem?"
"I suck at ice
skating, I'll fall on my butt, I hate ice skating," Kara whined.
Miroki raised a
brow, "This from the girl who climbs tress, loves paintball and spent an hour
out in the cold with out a coat, and didn't fell a chill?"
"I HATE ICE
SKATING!"
Dragging Kara to the
car Miorki pointed out, "Trowa will be there."
"Your point being?"
"Kara, no wonder you
don't' have much of a love life."
Kara pouted, "And
you stay out of my love life."
"Or else?"
"Some is gonna die,"
growled Kara.
~An hour and some
yelling later~
Kara soon found
herself in ice skates, not to mention ready to scream bloody murder at Miroki.
It soon became clear she wasn't the only one forced into this. Heero was
glaring daggers at Duo, whom was doing laps in the rink at neck breaking speed.
Trowa was just quiet, though Kara learned that him being really quiet was a bad
thing. Wufei was muttering under this breath, probably swearing. The only other
two people that were there, were enjoying themselves were Quatre and Miroki.
Truth was they were skating together. Kara was smiling thinking how cute that
was. Her thoughts were cut short though as Duo rammed into her, causing her to
ram into the wall and fall on her back.
Kara closed her
eyes, "Damn," she thought to herself.
She soon had
company, as soon as she found the light was being blocked. Kara looked up to
see Trowa looking over her.
"Are you okay?" He
asked.
"Been better," the
fallen girl replied.
Trowa helped her up,
"Here, let me help.
Meanwhile Miroki was
getting slight annoyed by Duo, Duo to say the least was like a two-year-old
with too much sugar. She eyed him, wondering what would be the best way to stop
him. His braid trailed behind him like a banner or in this case, a temping
target. As Duo passed by Miroki, she reached out to grab it. Unfortunately Duo
didn't stop, so now here was a teen doing laps, with a girl holding on for dear
life. Wufei was slowly skating by when duo made a sharp turn, flinging Miroki,
causing her to hit Wufei, sending him flying to the nearest wall.
"Sorry Chang!"
Miroki called out.
"Onna!" yelled out
Wufei.
Duo finally noticed
Miroki, and stopped dead on his tracks. This suddened stop sent Miroki crashing
into Duo, both of them landed with a 'thud'. Quatre quickly went to help the
two up, Heero smirked, Trow and Kara just watched. Kara giggled, the she
noticed Relena at the sideline, waving at them. With Trowa's help, Kara skated
over. Clinging onto the border, Kara steadily held on.
"Hi Relena, this is
a surprise," Kara smiled.
"Well, I cmae here
to buy a few things, and later try to get a hold of all of you," Relena
explained.
"Oh?" Trowa stated.
She nodded, "On the
31st I'm going to have a sleepover to bring in the New Year."
Miroki came up,
"Sounds like fun, what time?"
"Around nine, when
everyone gets here we'll get ready and wait in our rooms till around 11," then
she whispered to Miroki and Kara, "We girls will be playing truth or dare."
Miroki grinned
wildly, Kara just looked nervous.
~The next Day, 9:00
p.m.~
Everyone filed into
the upstairs hallway, both the girls and pilots. The guests included Hilde,
Catherine, Dorothy, Sally, Noin and Milliardo. Before them were two doors.
Relena turned to
them, "The girls' room is on the left and the boys' on the right. There's a
door between the rooms, guys, knock before entering."
With that the girls
left for their room.
Milliardo turned to
the pilots, "Anyone know how to play poker?"
The girls got
settled in, all of them were sitting in a circle. They all grinned at each
other.
Relena started it
off, "Dorothy, truth or dare?"
"Dare."
"Okay then…" Relena
paused, "You have to change your looks."
"What!"
"You have to dye
your hair and clip your eyebrows." Relena finished.
Dorothy moaned, "Not
my eyebrows…"
Soon Dorothy's hair
was black and her spilt eyebrows were gone, to be quite honest, it was probably
an improvement.
Dorothy turned to
Catherine, "Truth or dare."
Catherine thought
for a minute, "Truth."
"Hmmm… who was your
first crush?"
Catherine blushed,
"Uh… it was Trowa."
Everyone but Kara
and Miroki stared at Catherine.
"What? That was
before I knew he was my brother! Besides I think little bro has his eye on
someone else, he just doesn't know it." Cathy eyed the girls.
Miroki looked at
Kara, and Kara felt heat creeping up her neck.
Noin chuckled, "Okay
now, let's keep going shall we?"
Catherine nodded,
"Miroki, truth or dare."
"Dare, of course."
An evil grin creped
up, "Miroki, you have to knock on the door that separates our room form the
boys' room and the poor soul to open that door you have to kiss."
Kara shifted a laugh,
while for once Miroki looked panicked. Miroki, not one to back out of a dare,
she knocked on the door.
The boys were also
sitting in a circle playing poker when they heard the knock at the door. They
looked at each other waiting for someone to open it.
Heero was about to
get up when Duo pulled him down again, "Trust me my friend, you do not
what to open that door."
Milliardo answered
Heero's unasked question, "The girls are playing truth or dare."
Trowa looked
questioning at Quatre, "So?"
"Listen to Duo, I
have 29 sisters. You do not want to be around when they play truth or
dare."
Wufei got up and
opened the door, "What do you want onna?"
Miroki personally
wanted to deck him, but thought better of it. Instead she carried out her dare
on Wufei. Wufei spluttered in sheer shock, before he could react the door was
slammed shut on his face. The sound of laughing girls could be heard on the
other side.
His face turned red
as he yelled, "Sekkio, you will pay for that!"
Duo just shook his
head, "That's why you don't open the door when girls are playing truth or
dare."
The rest of the boys
nodded.
Back in the girls'
room, Miroki's back was to the door, listening to Wufei's screaming to lack a
better term. Sally was rolling on the ground, laughing from the look she saw on
Wufei's face.
"Okay, I did it, now
Noin, truth or dare."
"Hmmm… Dare."
"Let's see, you need
to get a lock of Duo's hair."
Kara shook her head,
"I don't think Duo has fully recovered from the 'Hair Salon' incident," she
said thoughtfully.
"Hair Salon
incident?" Noin echoed.
Miorki snapped her
fingers, "Relena, the pictures."
Relena handed Noin
the pictures. Noin looked at each picture in pure shock. She then came across
the one with Duo in it. To say the least, Noin's jaw dropped.
"Oh, my, God…" Noin
whispered.
"Our little sisters
thought it would be fun to cut Duo's hair," explained Kara.
"How much?"
Miorki briskly
replyed, "Two inches."
"Which is why I
don't think it's a good idea," Kara finished.
"Fine," pouted Miorki,
"Then Mr. Peacecraft's hair."
Noin grinned, "That
I can do."
The boys stared at
he door when they heard the knock. No one moved from his spot.
"Milliardo! I know
you're in there," yelled Noin.
Milliardo cringed,
"God no."
"Be brave," Duo
murmured.
Milliarod got up,
walked over and opened the door. Standing there was of course Noin. She smiled
at him, sweetly. If there was anything Milliardo knew was that Noin doesn't
smile like that. Not that sweetly, unless something was up.
"Milliardo," she purred.
"Yes Noin?"
She takes his land,
"Will you do me a favor?"
"What kind of
favor?" he countered back.
"Could you please
give me a lock of your hair?" she asked pitifully.
"I never thought
Noin could be so pleading, it's not her. I'll be fine as long as there is no
waterworks," Milliardo thinks hopefully.
Noin turns on the
tears, "Please, for me."
"Shit, tears. She
has to be taking lessons from Relena and Kara," the soldier sighs, "Okay, Duo!"
Duo looks up from
his cards, "Yea?"
"Get me a pair of
scissors."
"Uh, okay…" Duo
hands Milliardo scissors.
Taking some of his
long, nearly white hair, Milliardo sniped off some of it. Handing it to Noin,
Noin smiled and gave him a kiss.
"Thank you."
Milliardo was still staring
at the door, even after it closed. Noin grinned as she held up the lock of hair
that Milliardo gave her. Taking a ribbon from Relena, Noin tied up the lock of
hair, putting it neatly away.
Miroki smiled slyly,
"You aren't going to keep that, are you?"
"Why not? He did
give it to me," Noin answered back.
Relena giggled,
"Come on, let's continue, Noin pick someone."
"Kara, truth or
dare?"
"Dare."
Noin thought for a
minute, before coming up with one crazy idea, "Okay… This is going to be really
not you, but… Kara you must knock on that door, and punch the guy that opens
it."
"… You do realize
that I don't stand a chance," Kara murmured.
"Probably," Noin
agreed.
Kara signed, getting
up she took a deep breath before knocking on the door.
"How hard could it
be? Miroki's been giving me lessons, but this is the boys we're talking about
here," Kara thought to herself, panicked.
The girls tried not
to giggle as Duo opened the door. Little did they know, that the boys decided
to take a little break from playing poker, and were listening outside the door.
Duo thought it was really funny that Kara had to deck someone as part of her
dare, knowing that Kara really didn't like doing that kind of stuff. He offered
to open the door, of course, not without a plan up his sleeve. Kara punched Duo
in the stomach, she was afraid that she might of hit too hard, since Duo went
down easily, a little too easily for Kara's liking though. The braided pilot
fell to the ground, Kara kneed beside him.
"Duo? Duo talk to
me," Kara whispered.
The girls watched
on, wide eyed, as they gathered around Duo.
Duo looked up,
smiled, and yelled, "Get them!"
Soon, sounds of
laughter, shrieks and giggles could be heard throughout the house. As the rest
of the boys ran in, with rope, I might add. Heero and Wufei easily tied up
Relena and Catherine. Miroki fought of Milliardo, but once Quatre came on the
scene, she let her guard down. Dorothy, Sally, and Hilde were tied up too;
Milliardo caught Noin of course. Kara was near Duo, so Duo was holding on to
her, as she tried to break free. Trowa once again came up quietly behind her,
tying her up as well. By the time they were done, there were several girls tied
up, with some smiling or smirking boys looking over them.
"See ya later
girls," Duo laughed, as he closed the door behind him.
Kara looked up at
the ceiling, "So, how are we going to get out of this one?"
"Hey, Miroki,"
Catherine nudged the other girl.
Miroki moved around
a bit, "Yea?"
"One of my throwing
knives are in my bag, we could use that," Catherine explained.
Noin would have
stared at Catherine if she could, "Why did you bring that?"
"I dunno."
A few minutes later
the ropes were cut, and Miroki was giving Catherine back her knife. Once again
they sat in a circle, determined to continue their little game.
"My turn, right?"
Kara asked.
"Right," Relena
nodded.
"Okay, Hilde, truth,
or dare."
"Dare, of course."
Kara grinned, "Okay
then, you have to walk into that room, and kiss the guy of your choice for half
a minute."
Hilde didn't back
out, she simply walked over to the door, opened it wide enough of all of the
girls to see.
Miroki whispers to
Kara, "Bet she chooses Duo."
"I have no doubt
about it."
Duo looks up from
his cards to see Hilde standing over him. Before he could say anything Hilde
pulled him into a kiss. Amazing enough, he didn't mind.
Sally smirked, "I
think Duo is also doing some kissing."
~Half a Minute
Later~
"You know Kara, half
a minute is up."
"I know Miroki, but
it doesn't look like they're gonna stop."
~Three Minutes
Later~
"Don't they need to
breath?" Relena asked, watching with fascination.
Kara cocked her
head, "Maybe… or they could be breathing through their nose."
~Four Minutes Later~
"They have to be
breathing through their nose," Kara watched.
Catherine frowned,
"Is that Duo's tongue I see?"
Miroki wrinkled her
nose, "I didn't need to know that."
"Well, at least he's
doing something, other than talking," Sally murmured.
~Five Minutes Later~
"We really need to
break them up, or else we could be watching this forever," Noin commented.
Miroki walked up to
the kissing couple, and yelled, "EARTH TO DUO AND HILDE! SNAP OUT OF IT!"
Duo just glared at
Miroki.
"I say we pour a
bucket of cold water over them," Kara suggested.
"I'll get the
water," Sally piped up.
Miroki walked out of
the room, "Then I'll get the ice."
The two finally
broke away, not happy, but it was better than getting a bucket of ice cold
water dumped on you. Soon everyone was in their rooms, and the girls, ready for
another round of truth or dare.
Hilde, this time
decided to get Miroki back for interrupting, "Miroki, truth or dare."
Miroki eyed Hilde
carefully, "Dare."
"You have to steal,
Heero's laptop."
Kara didn't say
anything, Relena just stared, Noin frowned along with Sally, everyone else
watched on.
"Steal Heero's
laptop, have you gone insane?" Miroki asked.
Hilde chuckled,
"Why? Are you afraid?"
"No," Miroki shook
her head, as she looked around their room before asking, "Relena is there a
vent somewhere around here?"
Relena looked
nervous, but nodded, "Yea, up over there, it should lead to the boys' room, if
that's what you're thinking."
"Good, give me a few
minutes," Miroki pulled off the cover, and climbed in.
"Am I the only person
who thinks this is a really, really bad idea?" Kara asked to no one in
particular.
Miroki crawled
through the vent, till she reached, what she was sure to be the boys' room. She
was right, looking through the cover, Miroki could make out the boys' playing
poker. Trying to get a good view of the room, Miroki slowly moved around. Below
her, she noted was a wooden desk, and on that desk was Heero's laptop. Of
course, Miroki was going to have to think about this, unless she was asking for
her death wish of course. Carefully, she took of the cover, which surprisly was
pretty easy, no noise, allowing Miroki to set it down somewhere safe. Siding
down from the vent, she reached for the laptop. Which Miroki noted again, it
was on, though she had no idea why anyone would keep their laptop on, if their
were playing cards. Picking up the laptop, Miroki grinned; it was easy,
probably a bit too easy. As she was about the climb back into the vent, the
laptop gave off a beeping sound. Heads turned on the laptop and Miroki caught
red-handed.
"Shit! Why did he
have to get a message now?" Miroki thought, grinning at the boys like an idiot.
Heero gave Miroki a
deathglare, along with an aura of I'm-Gonna-Kill-You-With-My-Gun-Right-Now,
"Miroki…"
"Eeep!"
Miroki leaped off
the desk, and pass Heero. Heero couldn't kill her, since Duo and Quatre were
holding him back. Milliardo opened the door for Miroki as she ran pass him. The
girls watched as Miroki ran into the room, with a panicked look. Like a deer
caught in headlights kind of look, this was very visible when Heero came
storming into the room.
"There is going to
be hell to pay," Kara thought, as she took cover behind Trowa.
She was right, to
put it in milder terms, all hell broke loose. It wasn't pretty, but to make a long
story short, Miroki and Heero were running around the house. Miroki trying to
keep herself from being killed by Heero, Duo and Quatre trying to keep Heero
from kill Miroki. Sally and Relena following them to keep Miroki, Duo and
Quatre from getting hurt. After who knows how long, Miroki returned Heero the
laptop, and all was forgiven, almost. The girls agreed just two more rounds of
truth or dare, and then they would head downstairs for the countdown.
A calm Miroki asked,
"Dorothy, truth or dare."
"Truth."
"Okay… Out of all of
the boys in the other room, who do you like the most?"
"Quatre," Kara
thought.
"Quatre," Dorothy
answered at the same time.
Everyone watched
Dorothy, as though to tell her to say more.
"After all, he is
sweet, and good looking…" Dorothy looked like she was going into La La land.
Miroki frowned,
"Well he is leng jai."
Kara stared at
Miroki, while Sally tried not to giggle.
"What? Did we miss
something?" Hilde asked, confused.
Kara asked slyly,
"So you think Quatre is duct yee? After all you did just say he's leng jai."
Miroki realizing
what she just said flushed, "Well, I, of course he's duct yee, and yes, I do
think he's leng jai."
Kara and Sally burst
out laughing, while the other girls are left in the dark.
Dorothy just shook
her head, "Well, if you're done with your little joke, I'll continue. Kara,
truth or dare."
"Dare."
"You have to walk
through the house naked."
"………"
Relena looked
worriedly at Kara, "Are you okay Kara?"
~A Minute Later~
Miroki started shaking
her friend, "Kara, I don't think it's healthy to stop breathing like that."
"Listen to Miroki,
Kara. Kara?" Noin tried snapping Kara out of it.
~A Few Seconds
Later~
"NO WAY IN HELL I'M
GONNA DO THAT!" Kara yelled on top of her lungs.
"Well, at least you
didn't die on us," Hilde grinned cheerfully.
Kara got up, took of
her clothes, and walked out the door. Miroki got up with a video camera, and
started following Kara. From a safe distance of course. Though most of the
house, it wasn't hard, since it was empty, but soon Kara found herself standing
outside the door of the boys' room. She looked behind her, at her friend;
Miroki gave thumbs up for Kara to go in. Taking a deep breath, Kara walked
through that door. Wouldn't say that hell broke loose for a second time, but
the result was funny. Everyone in the room, not including Miroki stared at
Kara, and six jaws dropped to the ground. Why not? She was naked after all.
Heero stared at
Kara, murmuring, "Holy Shit…" several times.
Duo started suffering
from a bleeding nose.
Trowa just stared
on, his eyes widen with shock.
Quatre stared on as
well before fainting right then and there. Miroki dropped her camera and came
to his aid.
Wufei started
screaming, "Have you no justice woman?"
Milliardo didn't say
anything; he just used the shred of intelligence he had left to turn around.
Miroki quickly
grabbed the bucket of unused, cold water, and dumped the contents over Quatre.
Quatre sat up,
spluttering, "What are you trying to do? Drown me?"
"Trying to wake you
up, you fainted," Miroki told him sensibly.
"Uh… Guys, could I
go and put some clothes on?" Kara asked in a small voice.
They nod, and Kara
quickly leaves before anything else happens.
~The Next Morning~
The next morning everyone
was downstairs, they had gone down earlier for the big countdown. The details
were just fun, snacks and partying. They slept downstairs, so everyone was
asleep. Quatre was the first to wake up, he turned to see all of his friends
there. Miroki was still asleep; Quatre watched her sleep, before throwing a
pillow at her.
"Hey! What was that
for?" Miroki glared at Quatre.
Quatre grinned,
"That was for the cold water last night."
Miroki whipped the
pillow at Quatre, Quatre ducked, and the pillow hit Duo. Well, from there an
all out pillow fight occurred. After the girls left, the G-boys gather in the
kitchen around Heero's laptop.
"What is it Heero?"
Quatre asked.
Heero looked up from
his work, "Remember it beeped last night?"
"Yea, it scared the
hell out of Miroki," Duo chuckled.
Heero didn't smile,
"We have a mission, in Toronto…"
Author's Notes:
Finally! I've got it done! I know it's late, but I've been busy, and school,
and writer's block. Anyways, for those that don't know the words I used are Chinese
words, Cantonese really. 'Leng jai' is a slang meaning 'hansom', and 'duct yee'
means 'cute'. So the joke was that Miroki was saying that Quatre was a cute,
pretty boy.
Thank you Female
Mewtwo for all your help, support, and your character Miroki Sekkio. She helped
me with the dares, which was funny to say the least.
So… What about the
mission? Will the girls know about this? How do they fit in the scheme of
things? Are they ever gonna tell the boys they know about them? Next time on
Wing School!