to Green Mystress -- ahh!!!!! not another gun!!! O_O SAKURA BLUE ARE YOU DOING SOMETHING?!
Sakura Blue: uh... nope *halo appears*
hikari: o_O
Tomoyo: of course i'm pretty!!! ^_^ but Sakura-chan's the most kawaiiest person alive!!!!!! ^_^ ^_^ ^_^

LOL bishounen lovah -- good thing you taught that russian leprechaun a lesson ^_^;;
Touya: RUSSIAN?! aaaahhh!!!!!!!!!! the world's falling apart!!!!
Silver(lol): no... but you're about to be ashes if you don't stop yelling... o_O my poor ears...
Touya: o_O
Real Touya(haha): HOW DARE YOU GIVE MY BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL NAME TO SUCH AN UGLY LITTLE CREATURE! AHHHH!!!!!!
hikari: -__-;; just go back to where Sakura is...
Sakuras: we're all right here ^_^
Real Touya: ahhhh talking cats?! *fains*
hikari: O_O well anyway gomen ne for naming that ugly little leprechaun Touya... *sobs* he bewitched me!
Touya: ooh can i really?
hikari: NO *ahem* but anyway

to crystalblossom -- YES... YOU MAY KISS MY FEET NOW!! lol JUST KIDDING! ^_^;;;;; ah!!!!! noooooooo not baby food!!!!!!!1 O_O nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo *faints from lack of air*
Sakura Red: *raises eyebrow* hmm... ooh not a bad idea ^_^ hehe
Eriol: I AGREE... ^_^ should i really tie Sakura's older brother to a chair? *muses* possibly... but then he already fainted... so when he wakes up i'll do it ^_^ *has halo over head* oh yea and we all read your reviews... most of us anyway hehehe

to articflames -- haha i know i'm just full of surprises aren't i? ^_^
Eriol: ah! O_O how'd you wake up so fast?!
hikari: o_O ANYWAY the dragon's a boy i think... uh... Silver? what the hell are you anyway?
Silver: *shrugs* dunno... you never told me...
hikari: T_T you're supposed to know these things...
Eriol: maybe he/she has a sex problem... hahahahaha!!!!
Tomoyo: Eriol! O_O ohhh! hikari you never told us that Kinomoto-san was going to be here too!!
hikari: uwahiii?? i said that? uh... ok... i guess he's coming then... lol OH that was a question... haha Time Warp -- i'm not sure actually about Fujitaka-san... hehe or Nadeshiko... oh wait... hmm... *muses* hehehehehe

to Lady Akiko -- pumba? O_O whoa... man Silver you have lotsa name changes... hehehe ^_^
Silver/Pumba: ahhh!!!!!!!! LEPRECHAUNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs away
hikari: *chases dragon* WAIT WE NEED TO START!!!!!!!!!!!
Tomoyo: O_O *ahem* well anyway

to hikari-angel -- ooh you have the same name as hikari... ^_^ and yes we do know it's very odd... o_O we tried to drug hikari to make her change what was on the paper but she didn't... *sighs*

to Bluegoo -- hehe i agree it is very amusing ^_^
Syaoran: O_O you like that fact that Eriol has to be my... *shudders* teacher?!?!! ahhh!!!! *runs around screaming his head off*
Eriol: what the hell? well anyway i'm leaving too so we can get the dragon back soon...

...

WOOHOO!!! WE CAUGHT THE DRAGON! AAAAAAANNDDDDD WE GOT THE LEPRECHAUNS AWAY! ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ now to start~


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Chapter 16 - Not Another One!







"Ahh..." Tomoyo sighed in relief. She looked around to make sure that Touya wasn't still around and then luckily for her, she remembered that he didn't take his table of food with him. She licked her lips greedily and started eating.


[Syaoran's POV but includes group] (lol that includes dragon, cats, S, E){yes i'm abbr. evrythng. hve a prob w/ tht? LOL}
We looked around. We couldn't smell the peachblossoms anymore. How strange. Suddenly Eriol started running around like crazy and yelled,



"Hey! Don't eat ALL of it!! Leave some for us!" [Normal POV lol] Eriol protested and everyone agreed with him. Tomoyo giggled and let them have some food too. Soon everyone was eating and the food disappeared in five minutes. They patted their newly-formed-beer-belly-look-a-like stomachs contently. (^_^ mwahahahaha! lol)



"Uh... I don't think I can move anywhere..."



"That's great Syaoran... I can't either..."



"No, seriously... I can't..."



Skeptical of how truthful Syaoran's words could be, Eriol raised an eyebrow.



"Uh..." Tomoyo started talking but was interrupted.


Syaoran cried out. "AHHHH!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!" He burst to tears.



"What is it, Syaoran?" Eriol asked, getting a *little* worried. (*little* = LOT [lol])



Suddenly the dragon chuckled. Then he/she (o_O haha decide for yourselves... ^_^) started laughing hysterically and didn't stop for five minutes straight. The cats all started laughing with him. Eriol and Tomoyo blinked in confusion. Syaoran glared at all eight cats and dragon.



"What's so funny?"



[Tomoyo's POV]
I wonder what happened? It seems serious... it seems-



"My... s-s-six p-pack... the one I worked s-so hard f-f-for... i-it's... going away!!! WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!" (o_O poor Syaoran? nah hehe)



His six pack?? o_O;; why is he so worried about that? I'm sure he didn't eat THAT much...



I glanced over to where Syaoran was sitting, still crying his eyes out.



[Syaoran's POV]
*sniffs* M-my... poor six p-pack... "WAAAAAAAAAH!!!!"



[Eriol's POV]
Oh my god... doesn't he know that his stomach will relax into his natural shape afterwards? (LOL... let's just say that Eriol's had a lot of experience with this ^_^) He has a six pack? o_O



[Back to Normal POV ^_^]
Syaoran stared at Eriol's weird face. "What?? What's wrong with your face??" he demanded. Eriol kept staring at his stomach. Then he started laughing so hard that he had to clutch his own bloated stomach as he fell over backwards on the chair.



"Eriol!!" Tomoyo ran to him. Syaoran was getting a bit @_@ in the head. And so he started feeling a bit jealous...



"What's so great about Eriol?" he asked like a drunk man. Everyone looked at him, except for Eriol who was still laughing. Tomoyo blinked. Then she started laughing and holding her own stomach. She was on the floor next to Eriol laughing at Syaoran! O_O DUN DUN DUNNNN!!!!! (lol)



Syaoran's eyes dilated lots lots (hehe sorry about my wording...) and there was fire around him.(again this is not magic, merely a show for how angry/jealous he is lol i sound weird oh well ^_^;;)



"How dare you!!" he yelled and brought out his sword. He held it high. He swiftly brought it down with his two hands...















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He pricked Eriol. Then he knelt down beside him. "You suck."



Everyone sweatdropped.



[Sakura Black's POV]
Geez, that boy can sure surprise people well. I thought he was going to kill at least one of them.



Ahh... it's really boring right now... huh? what's that?




[Normal POV]
Sakura Black pricked her ears. Actually, all the cats did, and so did the dragon. Eriol, Syaoran and Tomoyo heard nothing. Suddenly...



*BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!and more booms by the way ^_-*



"WHAT THE FUCK?!" Tomoyo asked, clearly frightened.(yes that is why i used the caps... lol ^_- and i thought the story was starting to lack the colorful words of today... o_O haha)



"MWAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW TOMOYO DARLING YOU MUST EAT THE DELICIOUS FOOD OF THE IRISH LEPRECHAUN!!!!! THAT'S RIGHT-IRISH!!!!"



"OH NO!!!!!" Tomoyo put her hands to her face.



"MWAHAHA- wait... where's the food?" Touya asked, looking at the table empty of food. He looked around the table, thinking that maybe it was hidden. Then he looked at Syaoran. Then everything made perfect sense.



"WHY YOU LITTLE-!!" Touya ran over on his short legs to strangle Syaoran. Eriol jumped up and kept Touya where he was on the ground with his foot. (no he didn't squish him... well almost, just making sure that Touya doesn't get out ^_-) "Uh... you shouldn't be trying to strangle my little apprentice before his due time."


"HIIRAGIZAWA!" Syaoran glared. He totally forgot about the "little apprentice" thing. But now that Eriol reminded him and the fact that his smirk was so ... so smug, he had to yell.



"Syaoran! We shouldn't be yelling!!" Tomoyo shouted.



"Wait why is everyone shouting?!" Sakura Yellow yelled.



Suddenly all the cats started yelling too.



"QUIET!" The dragon roared. EVERYTHING stopped. "Yay, people listen to me ^_^." Everyone sweatdropped. Then Sakura Orange said, "Uh... let's just ignore him then..."



Apparently everyone agreed because the chaos continued. The walls started shaking. The dragon looked at the humans, cats, leprechaun, then at the walls. Coming to an agreement with himself, he disappeared with a *poof!*.



"Uh..." Touya started.



"Uh-uh, you don't get to talk little green dude." Eriol interrupted. Syaoran was hacking away at the air with his sword as the cats gracefully jumped around it. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I CAN'T BELIEVE I CAN'T TOUCH THOSE CATS!!!!!"



"You're not supposed to be touching us you dumbass."



"Oh... YOU JUST CALLED ME A DUMBASS!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAARRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"



Tomoyo was running around with her hands still to her face. "Eriol!! Syaoran!! Sakuras!! Little Leprechaun!! Let's stop this!! Eeeek!" she shrieked as the sword barely missed her skin by a centimeter. It cut a bit through her white garment though. "NOOOOOOOOOO MY CLOTHES!! I'M SUPPOSED TO DIE IN THESE CLOTHES! I WANT THEM CLEAN!!! EEEEK!"



"Ahh!! I'm freeeeeeeeeeee!" Touya shouted, finally wriggled out of Eriol's foot. He ran, cackling and Eriol fumed. "NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU SHALL NOT ESCAPE THE GREAT ERIOL HIIRAGIZAWA!!!!!! also known as THE GREATEST DRAGON SLAYER EVER BORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and lived... ^_^... oh yes... DIE YOU LITLE ELF!!!!!!!!"



"ELF?!" Touya started chasing Eriol instead, trying to cast spells on him.



Suddenly... (yes there are many sudden things in this chapter ^_^;;)



"Aaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"What's going on?!"
"I CAN'T SEEEEEEEEEE!"



If you guessed that there was a lighting problem in the studio... you are right(which equals wrong in this case ^_^;;)



"OH NO NOT AGAIN!!"



"Again what?" Touya asked.



Tomoyo answered. "Well at least we're not separated this time."



"What??" Touya tried to keep calm, which was quite hard.



"Cave-in you idiot." Sakura Red sighed, exasperated.



"IDIOT?! YOU'RE CALLING TOUYA AN IDIOT?!?!!"



"No, I'm calling you a genius..." Sakura Red said sarcastically. Touya seemed satisfied with the answer though. Well until Sakura Purple piped up. "You shouldn't be very happy right now... she's just being sarcastic." Sakura Purple clamped her mouth but it was too late.



"Hey you're right..." Touya thought. "AAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! YOU DUMB CAT COME BACK HERE!!!!!!!"




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ahhh this was such a bad chapter!! o_O gomen ne for all the pointless (and plotless O_O) chapters lately hehe -__-;; oh wait... well we needed the leprechaun one ^_^;; but maybe some others might've been a bit pointless... for those gomen gomen gomen!!! well at least there was humor... where was the humor you ask? uh... maybe you can find it, cuz i can't... lol