Now Trixie and Bambie's school was rather large. The main Entrance hall was
at the center of the campus. In the building was the assembly hall, the
cafeteria and two smaller theatres. There were three wings off of there,
The East and West wings were dorms and the North wing was where the
science, math, and board games classes were held. The second floor of the
main part of the building contained the English and Literature classes and
the third floor had the art and music classes. On the grounds was Melian
Hall, which was another dorm, Luthien Memorial Library, and Feanor Hall
where the history classes were located. There was also the Tolkien building
where the foreign language classes were held and The Thranduil Gymnasium.
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Lola walked into the assembly hall glad to have been accepted here. She had been a student at Trixie and Bambie's old school, though of course she wasn't cool enough to hang out with them. She had been surprised at the easiness of the entrance exam though it was a bit odd. Besides the essay she sent in, on the exam the first question was an essay. It said "Do you like pie? If no, why?" Then there were a series of short answer questions like "Do you mind being around elves or hobbits?" and "Who historically was you favorite hobbits and why?" Then some strange multiple choice questions, one involving a pig latin translation.
The hobbit and elf questions seemed indeed very weird at first, until Lola got her acceptance letter and she learned the name of the school. Even to this day Lola hadn't really believed she would be going to school with hobbits and elves. That is till she got on the train this morning (which reminded her very much of Harry Potter) and was seated next to an elf and was on her way to Rohan!
Lola was certain her sophomore year would be her best school year yet.
*~*~*~*
Prudence Bolger excitedly made her way towards the assembly hall. This was her first time being around elves and humans. She had even shared sat next to an elf named on the train. He had been very conversational. This year would be rather interesting
*~*~*~*
Telcúiel followed Lola into the assembly hall, none to enthused to be there. She resented her parents for making her go to this school with *mortals* for Eru's sake. She really wanted to continue her studies back in Imladris with the lovely, lovely brothers Elladan and Elrohir. Thinking Dreamily of the twins she took her seat next to Lola.
*~*~*~*
Trixie and Bambie were excitedly getting ready to go out on stage in the assembly hall to greet their new students. They had been surprised how many people had enrolled. They hadn't even finished high school yet and they were now the headmistresses of one of the most prestigious boarding schools in the world. Giving each a double high five and shouting "Go Team!" The girls walked out onto the stage.
Trixie was the first to make her speech.
"I'd like to welcome you all here on your first day. Firstly does anyone have any ideas on a short nickname we can call this place? The name is a bit long. Anyone? Alright. So anyway I believe you were all given packets when you first came in? Well you may open then now. Inside you will find you schedule, your dorm assignment, and some forms for you to fill out because I like forms. If your room or schedule does not suit you, you can make an appointment with one of our guidance counselors, Either Morgoth or Mrs. Esmerelda Brandybuck."
The Students all were a bit nervous when Morgoth came up on stage and many decided they would make their appointment with Mrs. Brandybuck
"Also for those of you who aren't familiar with elves or hobbits please try to be understanding of your new classmates. I don't want to hear any pointy ear or hair feet jokes.
Now let me introduce the staff. We have assembled here some of the finest instructors earth, or Middle- Earth for that matter, has to offer. First of all there is Bambie, she is teaching a class on board games, most prominently CandyLand. For foreign languages you could choose Elvish or pig latin. Bambie is also teaching the pig latin class, and erm we will introduce the Elvish teacher later… We also have a class on quantum physics taught by me, which you all must take before you can graduate. I will also be teaching a few mathematics courses. We were lucky enough to engage Gandalf as a math teacher as well. He is also teaching a history class on the history of Valinor. For the History of elves "From Cuivienen to Imladris" We have Lord Elrond. And for the history of humans we have Aragorn teaching "From Numenor to Gondor. History of Humans Part 1" Lastly there is Gloin the dwarven history.
Our English and Literature teachers are Tom Bombadil and Eowyn (Who though you may not know it had a love of grammar. Also on a personal note her favorite play is Cyrano De Bergerac.) Our gym teacher is Boromir. Our theatre teacher and head of the drama club is Saruman. Another science teacher, and we are lucky to have him, is Sauron."
Once again the students gasped as Sauron walked on stage, some wonder how smart it was to hire a Dark Lord as a high school teacher. Upon reflection though, they realized most of their past teachers were very much like Dark Lords anyway, just without the orcs. Trixie continued on, unawares as the student mused over this.
"And our music teacher is Goldberry. Now here is Bambie with some important information for you."
Bambie walked up to the podium and waved at the students seated. No one waved back but Bambie seemed undaunted and began her speech
" I only have three things to say to you. First I'd like to welcome you all to this fine learning establishment. Secondly, I don't care about dress codes and that nonsense. As far as I'm concerned you can all dress naked. Thirdly, and you should probably run now Trixie."
At this Trixie ran out of the assembly hall.
"Our Elvish teacher is Galadriel."
All the students began to clap politely as Galadriel came on stage and they could hear Trixie's screams in the hallway
"No!! Not the crazy elf lady! Jehovah please don't let this happen to me."
"You may all go to your dorms now." Bambie ended, ignoring the screams of terror.
A/N- Okay there it is, mine and Amber's kick bum school. If you have any suggestions for a nickname either e-mail me (my addy is linnett28@hotmail.com) or leave it in a review. Also if you would like to be enrolled at "Trixie and Bambie's…" the next chapter will be the form you fill out to join. I hope to have it up today. Okies Buhbi!
*~*~*~*
Lola walked into the assembly hall glad to have been accepted here. She had been a student at Trixie and Bambie's old school, though of course she wasn't cool enough to hang out with them. She had been surprised at the easiness of the entrance exam though it was a bit odd. Besides the essay she sent in, on the exam the first question was an essay. It said "Do you like pie? If no, why?" Then there were a series of short answer questions like "Do you mind being around elves or hobbits?" and "Who historically was you favorite hobbits and why?" Then some strange multiple choice questions, one involving a pig latin translation.
The hobbit and elf questions seemed indeed very weird at first, until Lola got her acceptance letter and she learned the name of the school. Even to this day Lola hadn't really believed she would be going to school with hobbits and elves. That is till she got on the train this morning (which reminded her very much of Harry Potter) and was seated next to an elf and was on her way to Rohan!
Lola was certain her sophomore year would be her best school year yet.
*~*~*~*
Prudence Bolger excitedly made her way towards the assembly hall. This was her first time being around elves and humans. She had even shared sat next to an elf named on the train. He had been very conversational. This year would be rather interesting
*~*~*~*
Telcúiel followed Lola into the assembly hall, none to enthused to be there. She resented her parents for making her go to this school with *mortals* for Eru's sake. She really wanted to continue her studies back in Imladris with the lovely, lovely brothers Elladan and Elrohir. Thinking Dreamily of the twins she took her seat next to Lola.
*~*~*~*
Trixie and Bambie were excitedly getting ready to go out on stage in the assembly hall to greet their new students. They had been surprised how many people had enrolled. They hadn't even finished high school yet and they were now the headmistresses of one of the most prestigious boarding schools in the world. Giving each a double high five and shouting "Go Team!" The girls walked out onto the stage.
Trixie was the first to make her speech.
"I'd like to welcome you all here on your first day. Firstly does anyone have any ideas on a short nickname we can call this place? The name is a bit long. Anyone? Alright. So anyway I believe you were all given packets when you first came in? Well you may open then now. Inside you will find you schedule, your dorm assignment, and some forms for you to fill out because I like forms. If your room or schedule does not suit you, you can make an appointment with one of our guidance counselors, Either Morgoth or Mrs. Esmerelda Brandybuck."
The Students all were a bit nervous when Morgoth came up on stage and many decided they would make their appointment with Mrs. Brandybuck
"Also for those of you who aren't familiar with elves or hobbits please try to be understanding of your new classmates. I don't want to hear any pointy ear or hair feet jokes.
Now let me introduce the staff. We have assembled here some of the finest instructors earth, or Middle- Earth for that matter, has to offer. First of all there is Bambie, she is teaching a class on board games, most prominently CandyLand. For foreign languages you could choose Elvish or pig latin. Bambie is also teaching the pig latin class, and erm we will introduce the Elvish teacher later… We also have a class on quantum physics taught by me, which you all must take before you can graduate. I will also be teaching a few mathematics courses. We were lucky enough to engage Gandalf as a math teacher as well. He is also teaching a history class on the history of Valinor. For the History of elves "From Cuivienen to Imladris" We have Lord Elrond. And for the history of humans we have Aragorn teaching "From Numenor to Gondor. History of Humans Part 1" Lastly there is Gloin the dwarven history.
Our English and Literature teachers are Tom Bombadil and Eowyn (Who though you may not know it had a love of grammar. Also on a personal note her favorite play is Cyrano De Bergerac.) Our gym teacher is Boromir. Our theatre teacher and head of the drama club is Saruman. Another science teacher, and we are lucky to have him, is Sauron."
Once again the students gasped as Sauron walked on stage, some wonder how smart it was to hire a Dark Lord as a high school teacher. Upon reflection though, they realized most of their past teachers were very much like Dark Lords anyway, just without the orcs. Trixie continued on, unawares as the student mused over this.
"And our music teacher is Goldberry. Now here is Bambie with some important information for you."
Bambie walked up to the podium and waved at the students seated. No one waved back but Bambie seemed undaunted and began her speech
" I only have three things to say to you. First I'd like to welcome you all to this fine learning establishment. Secondly, I don't care about dress codes and that nonsense. As far as I'm concerned you can all dress naked. Thirdly, and you should probably run now Trixie."
At this Trixie ran out of the assembly hall.
"Our Elvish teacher is Galadriel."
All the students began to clap politely as Galadriel came on stage and they could hear Trixie's screams in the hallway
"No!! Not the crazy elf lady! Jehovah please don't let this happen to me."
"You may all go to your dorms now." Bambie ended, ignoring the screams of terror.
A/N- Okay there it is, mine and Amber's kick bum school. If you have any suggestions for a nickname either e-mail me (my addy is linnett28@hotmail.com) or leave it in a review. Also if you would like to be enrolled at "Trixie and Bambie's…" the next chapter will be the form you fill out to join. I hope to have it up today. Okies Buhbi!