A/N About the form to fill out, you can make up any name or species, please make your address fitting to your species. Also, the entrance exam has nothing to do with whether or not you get into the school and is purely for our own enjoyment.

To whom it may concern,

If you would like to be enrolled At Trixie and Bambie's Somethingorotherschool for Boys and Girls and Some Elves and Hobbits Please fill out the following form. To do so, copy and paste it and e-mail it to Trixie at linnett28@hotmail.com DO NOT put it in your review. Also please then take the entrance exam and fill out your course selection sheets. Those too should be mailed to Trixie. Thank you.

Yours,

Trixie & Bambie

Form

Ex:

Name: Peregrin Took

Species: Hobbit

Sex: male

Address: Great Smials, Tookborough, The Shire.

Nickname: Pippin

Parents: Paladin and Eglantine Took

Likes: Mushrooms, raiding Farmer Maggot's crop.

Dislikes: Farmer Maggot's dogs.



Name:

Species:

Sex:

Address:

Nickname:

Parents:

Likes:

Dislikes:

Entrance Exam

Answers only need to be 2-3 sentences long.

Essays

Do you like pie? If no, why?



Short Answers



1) Do you have problems being around any of the following: elves, hobbits, or humans? If so, why?



2) Solve this quadratic equation

x2-4=0



3) Define uncontemplatable



4) Name two elves of historical importance and state why they were important.



5) What is your favorite kind of pie and why?



6) Who, historically, is your favorite hobbit and why?



7) Name the parents of Bilbo Baggins.



8) Name the Latin American country involved in the Iran-Contra affair.



9) What was the name of Tom Bombadil's pony?



10) Name Galadriel's Parents.



11) Who is Beren and why was he important?



Multiple Choice



If you *had* to choose, which pie would you pick?

cherry

apple

chocolate mousse



Who is you favorite hobbit of the following four?

Sam

Pippin

Frodo

Merry

What is "There and Back Again" in pig latin?

Erethay anday Ackbay Againay

Thereay anday Backay Againay

Ellohay Erethay Ouyay



What does namarie mean in elvish?

Hello

No

Change

Good-Bye



5) Who wrote The Secret Adversary?

JRR Tolkien

Billy Lets

Agatha Christie

Tamora Pierce



6) What is an autotroph?

A parasite

A decomposer

Something that must eat to gain energy

Something that can produce it's own energy



7) Who is Strider?

Aragorn

Faramir

Estel

All of the above

Both a and c





Course Selection

You have seven class periods during the day. You must take Physical Education for one Semester. Also you must take Quantum Physics before graduation. Your first year everyone must take 1 history course, 1 math course, 1 english course, 1 science course, and 1 foreign language. 2 years of the same language are required before graduation. Lastly you must take one class from The Arts before graduation.



History-

From Numenor to Gondor History of Humans part 1

Dwarven history

Modern Earth History of humans part 2(prerequisite Human history prt 1)

History of Valinor

1.1 From Cuivienen to Imladris History of Elves

2 Physical Education-

Gym (half year course)

Dance (half-year course)

Archery (half year course)

Fencing (half year course)

Horseback riding (half year course)

3 Electives-

Board Games (half-year course, 1st semester only)

Home Economics (half-year course, 2nd semester only)

4 Foreign Languages-

Elvish 1

Elvish 2 (Prerequisite Elvish 1)

Elvish 3 (Prerequisite Elvish 2)

Elvish 4 (Prerequisite Elvish 3)

Pig Latin 1

Pig Latin 2 (Prerequisite Pig Latin 1)

Pig Latin 3 (Prerequisite Pig Latin 2)

Pig Latin 4 (Prerequisite Pig Latin 3)

Math-

4.1 Pre-Algebra

Algebra 1 (Prerequisite Pre-Algebra)

Algebra 2 (Prerequisite Algebra 1)

Geometry

Pre-Calculus (Prerequisite Algebra 2)

Calculus (Prerequisite Pre-Calculus)

5 Science-

Middle-Earth Science

Biology

Chemistry (Prerequisite Algebra 1)

Physics

Quantum Physics (Prerequisite Physics)

Making New Species (half year course)

6 English and Literature-

Creative Writing 1

Poetry

Literature of Middle Earth

Creative Writing 2 (Fanfiction, Prerequisite Creative Writing 1)

7 The Arts-

Music of Middle-Earth

Voice

(More will hopefully be added next semester)



Courses (This is the only part of the course selection that is sent to Trixie)

Next to each heading you will fill in the course you have chosen from that subject. Ex: Science- Biology. If you are taking 2 courses in a given subject you will put one next to the heading and the other under "Other". Ex: Science- Biology Other- Making New Species. If you are not taking a class from a subject, just leave it blank.



Physical Education-

History-

Mathematics-

Foreign Language-

English and Literature-

Science-

Electives-

The Arts-

Other-



Thank you for enrolling at Trixie and Bambie's Somethingorother School for Boys and Girls and Some Elves and Hobbits. If you have any questions or comments e-mail Trixie at the aforementioned address. We will get back to you soon with your schedule and dorm assignment.