The Jackie Chan Adventures 1/2 Z
(JCA: OAV SERIES)
By Red Dragon Zero
Episode 2: This is all Shendu's fault!!!
(Valmont/Shendu fell into a trashcan)
Frieza: Far well Shendu.
Shendu:FFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAA!!!
(Shendu screams into the night)
(At Uncle's Shop)
Uncle: Who was that demon!
Gohan: That's no demon he's an alien.
Ranma: Just who the hell is this Frieza dude?
Uncle: What did uncle did your about using those words?
Gohan: When I was a kid Krillin said Frieza is head of an organization called the "Planet Trade" He also the one who killed off the Saiyan Race.
Uncle: Alya!! How can someone completely annihilated a whole Alien Race?!
Gohan: But my dad Goku killed Frieza.
Jackie: He doesn't look dead to me.
Akane: Ranma I'm sacred.
Ranma: What can we do Akane? We don't know where he is.
(At the Dark Hands hide out)
Finn: Big V!
Valmont: What is it Finn?
Frieza: Valmont I have a job for you and your men.
[Shendu: You dear show your ass here!?]
Valmont: Shendu don't be a fool if I die you, die as well.
[Shendu: I don't care! Hak Foo Destroy him]
Valmont: Hak Foo stay where you are! Don't be a fool he Annihilated King Vegeta.
[Shendu: I said attack Danm you!]
Valmont: Don't do it! Shendu your not killing my men!
[Shendu: I want him destoryed!]
(Frieza picks up the Pu Ku Box)
[Shendu: Put that down!!!!]
Frieza: You want this box back? Well you can have if back as dust.
[Shendu: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!]
Valmont: You go right ahead then Mr. Frieza.
[Shendu: Valmont you ass!]
Valmont: Its better then getting killed by him.
[Shendu: If you destroy the Pu Ku box, I'll--]
Frieza: Kill me again? I hate to be in your shoes when Po Kong, Shi Wu, and your other demon brothering fines out that you let this be crushed. Here's the deal Valmont and I don't want a "hell no" from Shendu. Your men are going to use what ever you just used to free me to free my elite private army, the Ginyu Force or this box is crushed and recycled.
Ratso & Finn: Dude he wants us to free those guys?
Frieza: If you 4 say no. You can say good-bye to this hell hole of a planet.
Finn: Oh my god!
Valmont: Shendu I blame you you this mass you got us all into! If you haven't force me and my men free this "Planet Killer" this would never have happen!!
[Shendu does not answer back.]
Valmont: Chow get the Key of the dead.
Frieza: So you use this to free me.
Valmont: yes Shendu said there are 20 doors leading to other world, in different parts of the world. We found you in Mt. Fiji.
Frieza: So the door that holds Recoome is in Emerald coast.
(Turn to the enforcers) What the hell are you standing here for go!
Ratsu, Finn and Chow: Yes sir!!
(At Kami's look out)
Piccolo: So this Shendu guy freed Frieza from other world.
Ryoga: Where can he fine this Frieza guy?
Ranma (Turn to Black): Yo Captain Black where do we go.
Cap. Black: Hmmmm the reports said that Valmont is heading to Emerald Coast.
Gohan: And that's where we're going.
Videl: Not without me Gohan.
Gohan: Videl?
Ranma: No Miss Satan this is too dangerous even for you.
Akane: Afraid that she may take the credit Ranma?
Ranma (Sweat drop): Hells no!
Jackie (Covering Jade's ears): Do you eat with that mouth?
Ranma: That does that mean?
(Tap)
Jackie: Ow!
Uncle: Jackie asked him that later!
Get going!!
Jackie: Right uncle.
Jade: Can I come?
Trunks: Girls are not allowed on trips.
Ranma: You 2 stay.
Trunks and Goten: What!?
Jackie: And especially to you Jade.
Jade: Aw man.
Jackie: Dende can you, Mr. Popo and Piccolo watch over Jade.
Mr. Popo: okay!
(In Other World)
Goku: King Kai what's wrong?
King Kai: I overheard Gohan and his friends. They saw Frieza on earth.
Goku: What no way!?
King Kai: Yes way for some reason this Shendu character use the key of the Dead to bring him back.
Goku: What Hell was Shendu thinking?
King Kai: And that's not all the Dark Hand is planning to free the Ginyu Force as well.
Goku: Those thugs! Why!
King Kai: Either Shendu ordered them or Frieza forced them into it.
(Back Earth)
Finn: This is it guys.
Frieza: Well start looking!
Ratsu: Okay.
(Near a rock)
Ryoga: It's him.
Ranma: Why are they Emerald Coast.
{Goku: They are planning to free the Ginyu Force.)
Ranma: W-Who just said that?
(Goku: I did.)
Gohan: Dad?
Akane: You father where?
(Goku: I'm talking to you guys from other world)
Akane: Other world?
Ukyo: Who is the Ginyu Force?
(Goku: Frieza's elite private army, 4 guys who are very strong fighters)
Kuno: Strong opponents?
Ranma: How they are doing it?
(King Kai: They are using the Key of the dead Ranma you, Gohan and the others must try to take it away from Shendu and Frieza.)
Ranma: I hear ya King Kai.
{Finn: I found it!}
Ryoga: No!
Gohan: Ryoga wait!
Ryoga: SHISHI HOKOUDAN!!!!!
Finn: Look out!!
(Ryoga's fireball hits Hak Foo in the back)
Hak Foo (turns to Ryoga): Pokey Pig zaps Black Tiger!! Tiger tackles Pig!
(Hak Foo power bombs Ryoga)
Akane: Put him down!
Gohan: Double team!!
(Gohan and Akane drop kick Hak Foo)
Finn: Teenagers?
Chow: Isn't it time for School?
Ranma: It still Summer you fool.
Frieza: Why you asswipes. Kienzan!!
Ranma: Destructo Disk!!!
(Ranma counters with his own Destructo Disk attack followed by a speed kick to the face)
(Wrack)
Frieza: Why you pigtalied Son of a Bitch!
Ranma: The key.
Recoome: You mean this?
Ranma: Danmit!
(Recoome right hooks Ranma in the face)
Ssj Gohan: Ranma!
Hak Foo: Angry crow takes flight!
Recoome (pushes Hak Foo away): Hey you have you turn if this guy here.
Now it's mine.
(Recoome picks up Ryoga and toss him into the Water)
(Splash)
Akane: Ryoga!!!
Mouees: Hey you can't do that to him?
Ranma: Grrrrrrr Why you bastard!
Recoome: You want some of me?
Jackie: You are very bad person.
Recoome: So I'm RECOOME PUNCH!!
(Jackie blocks Recoome's fist. Mousse jumps and fires a Dodonpa Wave attack)
(Doom)
(Jackie Judo throws Recoome into a palm tree)
Jackie: That was too easy.
Recoome: Really I was only warming up Jackie.
Ssj Gohan: Jackie!
(Recoome bear hugs Jackie)
Jade: Hey Recoome!
Recoome: Who the Bitch?
Jackie: Hey that my nieces!
(Jade jumps in Recoome)
Jackie: Jade run away you'll get hurt!
Recoome: Why you Littlie Bitch!
(Recoome punches Jade in the face)
Ssj Gotenks: Inoshishi Attack!!!
(Gotenks Head butts Recoome in the chest)
Finn: In coming!!
(Recoome lands on Ratso)
Ratso: Ohhhhhh my back! Get the hell off of me!
Recoome: Thanks for breaking my fall.
Frieza: Let's get going Recoome, we have the others to set free.
(An hour later)
Jade: Where am I?
Goten: She's coming around.
Genma: Jade Chan you have some explaining to do young lady.
Jackie: That's right Jade you left behind Piccolo's back.
Piccolo: This is not a Fighting Game Jade.
Ranma: You have no idea who the hell you're up against! Have you no fucking sense!! HUH?
Jade: I'm sorry Ranma.
Chichi: Ranma Saotome you did have to yell at her.
and use that trash mouth of yours
Bulma: What would you mother say?
Ranma: Well someone has to say it.
Bulma: You did your mouth washed
(JCA: OAV SERIES)
By Red Dragon Zero
Episode 2: This is all Shendu's fault!!!
(Valmont/Shendu fell into a trashcan)
Frieza: Far well Shendu.
Shendu:FFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAA!!!
(Shendu screams into the night)
(At Uncle's Shop)
Uncle: Who was that demon!
Gohan: That's no demon he's an alien.
Ranma: Just who the hell is this Frieza dude?
Uncle: What did uncle did your about using those words?
Gohan: When I was a kid Krillin said Frieza is head of an organization called the "Planet Trade" He also the one who killed off the Saiyan Race.
Uncle: Alya!! How can someone completely annihilated a whole Alien Race?!
Gohan: But my dad Goku killed Frieza.
Jackie: He doesn't look dead to me.
Akane: Ranma I'm sacred.
Ranma: What can we do Akane? We don't know where he is.
(At the Dark Hands hide out)
Finn: Big V!
Valmont: What is it Finn?
Frieza: Valmont I have a job for you and your men.
[Shendu: You dear show your ass here!?]
Valmont: Shendu don't be a fool if I die you, die as well.
[Shendu: I don't care! Hak Foo Destroy him]
Valmont: Hak Foo stay where you are! Don't be a fool he Annihilated King Vegeta.
[Shendu: I said attack Danm you!]
Valmont: Don't do it! Shendu your not killing my men!
[Shendu: I want him destoryed!]
(Frieza picks up the Pu Ku Box)
[Shendu: Put that down!!!!]
Frieza: You want this box back? Well you can have if back as dust.
[Shendu: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!]
Valmont: You go right ahead then Mr. Frieza.
[Shendu: Valmont you ass!]
Valmont: Its better then getting killed by him.
[Shendu: If you destroy the Pu Ku box, I'll--]
Frieza: Kill me again? I hate to be in your shoes when Po Kong, Shi Wu, and your other demon brothering fines out that you let this be crushed. Here's the deal Valmont and I don't want a "hell no" from Shendu. Your men are going to use what ever you just used to free me to free my elite private army, the Ginyu Force or this box is crushed and recycled.
Ratso & Finn: Dude he wants us to free those guys?
Frieza: If you 4 say no. You can say good-bye to this hell hole of a planet.
Finn: Oh my god!
Valmont: Shendu I blame you you this mass you got us all into! If you haven't force me and my men free this "Planet Killer" this would never have happen!!
[Shendu does not answer back.]
Valmont: Chow get the Key of the dead.
Frieza: So you use this to free me.
Valmont: yes Shendu said there are 20 doors leading to other world, in different parts of the world. We found you in Mt. Fiji.
Frieza: So the door that holds Recoome is in Emerald coast.
(Turn to the enforcers) What the hell are you standing here for go!
Ratsu, Finn and Chow: Yes sir!!
(At Kami's look out)
Piccolo: So this Shendu guy freed Frieza from other world.
Ryoga: Where can he fine this Frieza guy?
Ranma (Turn to Black): Yo Captain Black where do we go.
Cap. Black: Hmmmm the reports said that Valmont is heading to Emerald Coast.
Gohan: And that's where we're going.
Videl: Not without me Gohan.
Gohan: Videl?
Ranma: No Miss Satan this is too dangerous even for you.
Akane: Afraid that she may take the credit Ranma?
Ranma (Sweat drop): Hells no!
Jackie (Covering Jade's ears): Do you eat with that mouth?
Ranma: That does that mean?
(Tap)
Jackie: Ow!
Uncle: Jackie asked him that later!
Get going!!
Jackie: Right uncle.
Jade: Can I come?
Trunks: Girls are not allowed on trips.
Ranma: You 2 stay.
Trunks and Goten: What!?
Jackie: And especially to you Jade.
Jade: Aw man.
Jackie: Dende can you, Mr. Popo and Piccolo watch over Jade.
Mr. Popo: okay!
(In Other World)
Goku: King Kai what's wrong?
King Kai: I overheard Gohan and his friends. They saw Frieza on earth.
Goku: What no way!?
King Kai: Yes way for some reason this Shendu character use the key of the Dead to bring him back.
Goku: What Hell was Shendu thinking?
King Kai: And that's not all the Dark Hand is planning to free the Ginyu Force as well.
Goku: Those thugs! Why!
King Kai: Either Shendu ordered them or Frieza forced them into it.
(Back Earth)
Finn: This is it guys.
Frieza: Well start looking!
Ratsu: Okay.
(Near a rock)
Ryoga: It's him.
Ranma: Why are they Emerald Coast.
{Goku: They are planning to free the Ginyu Force.)
Ranma: W-Who just said that?
(Goku: I did.)
Gohan: Dad?
Akane: You father where?
(Goku: I'm talking to you guys from other world)
Akane: Other world?
Ukyo: Who is the Ginyu Force?
(Goku: Frieza's elite private army, 4 guys who are very strong fighters)
Kuno: Strong opponents?
Ranma: How they are doing it?
(King Kai: They are using the Key of the dead Ranma you, Gohan and the others must try to take it away from Shendu and Frieza.)
Ranma: I hear ya King Kai.
{Finn: I found it!}
Ryoga: No!
Gohan: Ryoga wait!
Ryoga: SHISHI HOKOUDAN!!!!!
Finn: Look out!!
(Ryoga's fireball hits Hak Foo in the back)
Hak Foo (turns to Ryoga): Pokey Pig zaps Black Tiger!! Tiger tackles Pig!
(Hak Foo power bombs Ryoga)
Akane: Put him down!
Gohan: Double team!!
(Gohan and Akane drop kick Hak Foo)
Finn: Teenagers?
Chow: Isn't it time for School?
Ranma: It still Summer you fool.
Frieza: Why you asswipes. Kienzan!!
Ranma: Destructo Disk!!!
(Ranma counters with his own Destructo Disk attack followed by a speed kick to the face)
(Wrack)
Frieza: Why you pigtalied Son of a Bitch!
Ranma: The key.
Recoome: You mean this?
Ranma: Danmit!
(Recoome right hooks Ranma in the face)
Ssj Gohan: Ranma!
Hak Foo: Angry crow takes flight!
Recoome (pushes Hak Foo away): Hey you have you turn if this guy here.
Now it's mine.
(Recoome picks up Ryoga and toss him into the Water)
(Splash)
Akane: Ryoga!!!
Mouees: Hey you can't do that to him?
Ranma: Grrrrrrr Why you bastard!
Recoome: You want some of me?
Jackie: You are very bad person.
Recoome: So I'm RECOOME PUNCH!!
(Jackie blocks Recoome's fist. Mousse jumps and fires a Dodonpa Wave attack)
(Doom)
(Jackie Judo throws Recoome into a palm tree)
Jackie: That was too easy.
Recoome: Really I was only warming up Jackie.
Ssj Gohan: Jackie!
(Recoome bear hugs Jackie)
Jade: Hey Recoome!
Recoome: Who the Bitch?
Jackie: Hey that my nieces!
(Jade jumps in Recoome)
Jackie: Jade run away you'll get hurt!
Recoome: Why you Littlie Bitch!
(Recoome punches Jade in the face)
Ssj Gotenks: Inoshishi Attack!!!
(Gotenks Head butts Recoome in the chest)
Finn: In coming!!
(Recoome lands on Ratso)
Ratso: Ohhhhhh my back! Get the hell off of me!
Recoome: Thanks for breaking my fall.
Frieza: Let's get going Recoome, we have the others to set free.
(An hour later)
Jade: Where am I?
Goten: She's coming around.
Genma: Jade Chan you have some explaining to do young lady.
Jackie: That's right Jade you left behind Piccolo's back.
Piccolo: This is not a Fighting Game Jade.
Ranma: You have no idea who the hell you're up against! Have you no fucking sense!! HUH?
Jade: I'm sorry Ranma.
Chichi: Ranma Saotome you did have to yell at her.
and use that trash mouth of yours
Bulma: What would you mother say?
Ranma: Well someone has to say it.
Bulma: You did your mouth washed