The Jackie Chan Adventures 1/2 Z
(JCA: OAV SERIES)
By Red Dragon Zero
Episode 3: Jeice and Zarbon returns
(At Washu's lab Gohan, Videl and Team Ranma ask Washu to fine where the Dark hand is heading for next)
Washu: Frieza you say? Hmmmmm.
Gohan: Yeah you see we're in a needle in hay stack we don't know where Frieza and Shendu will go to set free another member of the Ginyu Force. You see they all ready freed Recoome.
Washu: I see. Well to fine Frieza you'll need to use this.
Ranma: A tracker?
Washu: This will lead you to Shendu and Frieza.
Shampoo: Hmmmm.
(Beep, Beep, Beep)
Kuno: What do we have here?
Gohan: Looks like those thugs are in Los Vegas.
Ryoga: Hey
Akane: Ryoga you're back.
Ryoga: Thoru and El Toro had to fish me out of the water.
El Toro: He was not easy to fine.
Ranma (thinks): If only he knows that Ryoga and P-Chan are the same person.
El Toro: I already knew that.
Ranma (Sweat drop): huh?
Gohan: Okay let's head for Los Vegas.
(Every one got in the Jet while Jade, Trunks and Goten hid themselves in a Box)
(Meanwhile In Los Vegas)
Recoome: So this place is Los Vegas?
Finn: Oh yeah Recoome this place is a Good one.
Ratso: Hey you guys they're giving on free food.
Finn: Ratso we can't eat on the job unless we want to hear Frieza's big ass mouth.
Frieza: I heard that?
Finn: Ahhhhh! I didn't mean it!
Frieza: You and Ratso here keep those teenage brats busy.
Finn: S-sure Big-F. Let go Ratso.
(On the other side of town)
Man: Hey no kids or teens allowed! Get you Ass out!
(Punch)
Kuno: Why the nerve! of that Fiend!
Mouees: Hey it's them!
Ratso: They're one of them!
Finn: It's time to rumble Blue Thunder!
(Kuno takes out his Wooden Sword)
Kuno: Hand over the Key Of The Dead or you and your friend will rule the day you've fought Tatewaki Kuno aka the Blue Thunder of Furikan High.
Finn: Okay Bushido Asshole let's dance.
(Finn takes out an energy sword)
Kuno: Feel me might Finn.
(Thunder clashing)
Finn: He's quick!
Kuno: KOKUU-ZAN!!!
(As Kuno swung his sword a blue energy wave zoomed at Finn)
Finn: Hey no fair you're using energy attacks!
Kuno: Be silent Fiend! DA, DA, DA, DA, DA, DA, DA, DA, DA, DA, DA, DA, DA, DA, DA, DA, DA, DA, DA, DA, DA.
(Kuno does continuous Sword blows at Finn)
Kuno: TENCHI-RAIMEI-KIRI!!!!!!
(Finn fell to the ground)
Ratso: Hey you can do that to him!
Mouees: My turn!
(Mouees Jumps and throw 8 spears and pin down Ratso to the ground)
Ratso: Holy Shit!
Mouees: Alright Ratso tell us where's the Key or I hand you to Section #13
Ratso: No doing four eyes.
Recoome: Looking for this?
Kuno: That Ox he has it!
Mouees: We beat up the wrong guys.
Kuno: BLUE THUNDER GOD ATTACK!!!
Recoome: RECOOM ERASER GUN!!!!
Chow: Yikes! He's shooting from his mouth!
(Mouees holds shield and blocks Recoome's power blast)
Mouees: Hey you go blow at someone else!
Recoome: Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh.
Ryoga: CHO BAKUSAI TENKATSU!!!!!
(A huge explosion snakes the ground)
Ryoga: That should finish him. (Trun back) What no way! That was my strongest attack.
Recoome: Heh, heh, heh that didn't hurt a bit.
El Toro: May be this will Senor Recoome.
(El Toro Punches Recoome into a wall of a Pawnshop)
Recoome: Hey where the hell did the Mask man came from?
(Shampoo fell into the ground)
Mouees: Shampoo!
Jeice: Heh that Amazon didn't put up a good fight.
Mouees: Why you son of a Bitch how dear you attack my Shampoo MEGA BUSTER!!!
Jeice: KURASSHA- BO-RU!!!
(Mouees jumps with a Bladed Staff in his hand)
Mouees: I have you!
El Toro: Where did me go?
(Zarbon came from behind but Ranma and Gohan "as the Great Saiyaman" double team Zarbon)
El Toro: You're that Great Saiyaman! I'm honor to meet you.
Gohan: Thinks I guess. (Thinks) He doesn't realize it's me in this suit.
Ranma: Hey you in the cape! How about a 2 one 1 bout!
Zarbon: Oh really.
{Goku: Be careful Ranma.}
Ranma: Okay Goku. MOKO TAKABISHA REMIX!!!!
(Ranma powers up a Kamehameha/Big Bang attack/Hadou-Ken style Super move and fires it)
Zarbon: KOSOMO ENAJI- FURASSHU!!!
Ssj Gohan: REIKOUDAN!!!
(Gohan powers up a wave of energy beams)
(Zarbon block Gohan's attacks but unable to counter Ranma new attack)
(A smoke screen covers the sky)
Ryoga: Can't see in this damn fog!
Ranma: HIRYU SHOTEN HA!!!!!!
(Ranma use his Hiryu Shoten ha to blow away the smoke)
Ranma: Danmit! We lost them!
Gohan: This is not good!
Shampoo: Ranma?
Ranma: Shampoo.
Shampoo: Shendu has Jade.
Trunks & Goten: What!!!
Ranma: Why that damn Fire Dragon Demon!
Trunks: We told her to stay put!
Goten: Shampoo where did they take here?
Shampoo (Getting up from the ground): They went to Rome, Italy to free Guido and Burter.
Gohan: Hey take it easy Shampoo you took a big fell, Lucky to be alive after that.
(Gohan picks up Shampoo)
Goten: Hey why Shampoo is laying her head on you Gohan?
Mouees: Hey you! Get your fucking hands off of my Shampoo you too timer!
Gohan (Sweat drop): What are you talking about?
Mouees: I said drop her Gohan! First Ranma, now you!
Jackie: Clam yourself Mouees.
Ukyo: Ranchan! Shendu kidnapped Jade!
Jackie: WHAT!!
Gohan: That's not all they are heading to Italy to set Guido and Burter free.
Jackie: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
To Be Continue
(JCA: OAV SERIES)
By Red Dragon Zero
Episode 3: Jeice and Zarbon returns
(At Washu's lab Gohan, Videl and Team Ranma ask Washu to fine where the Dark hand is heading for next)
Washu: Frieza you say? Hmmmmm.
Gohan: Yeah you see we're in a needle in hay stack we don't know where Frieza and Shendu will go to set free another member of the Ginyu Force. You see they all ready freed Recoome.
Washu: I see. Well to fine Frieza you'll need to use this.
Ranma: A tracker?
Washu: This will lead you to Shendu and Frieza.
Shampoo: Hmmmm.
(Beep, Beep, Beep)
Kuno: What do we have here?
Gohan: Looks like those thugs are in Los Vegas.
Ryoga: Hey
Akane: Ryoga you're back.
Ryoga: Thoru and El Toro had to fish me out of the water.
El Toro: He was not easy to fine.
Ranma (thinks): If only he knows that Ryoga and P-Chan are the same person.
El Toro: I already knew that.
Ranma (Sweat drop): huh?
Gohan: Okay let's head for Los Vegas.
(Every one got in the Jet while Jade, Trunks and Goten hid themselves in a Box)
(Meanwhile In Los Vegas)
Recoome: So this place is Los Vegas?
Finn: Oh yeah Recoome this place is a Good one.
Ratso: Hey you guys they're giving on free food.
Finn: Ratso we can't eat on the job unless we want to hear Frieza's big ass mouth.
Frieza: I heard that?
Finn: Ahhhhh! I didn't mean it!
Frieza: You and Ratso here keep those teenage brats busy.
Finn: S-sure Big-F. Let go Ratso.
(On the other side of town)
Man: Hey no kids or teens allowed! Get you Ass out!
(Punch)
Kuno: Why the nerve! of that Fiend!
Mouees: Hey it's them!
Ratso: They're one of them!
Finn: It's time to rumble Blue Thunder!
(Kuno takes out his Wooden Sword)
Kuno: Hand over the Key Of The Dead or you and your friend will rule the day you've fought Tatewaki Kuno aka the Blue Thunder of Furikan High.
Finn: Okay Bushido Asshole let's dance.
(Finn takes out an energy sword)
Kuno: Feel me might Finn.
(Thunder clashing)
Finn: He's quick!
Kuno: KOKUU-ZAN!!!
(As Kuno swung his sword a blue energy wave zoomed at Finn)
Finn: Hey no fair you're using energy attacks!
Kuno: Be silent Fiend! DA, DA, DA, DA, DA, DA, DA, DA, DA, DA, DA, DA, DA, DA, DA, DA, DA, DA, DA, DA, DA.
(Kuno does continuous Sword blows at Finn)
Kuno: TENCHI-RAIMEI-KIRI!!!!!!
(Finn fell to the ground)
Ratso: Hey you can do that to him!
Mouees: My turn!
(Mouees Jumps and throw 8 spears and pin down Ratso to the ground)
Ratso: Holy Shit!
Mouees: Alright Ratso tell us where's the Key or I hand you to Section #13
Ratso: No doing four eyes.
Recoome: Looking for this?
Kuno: That Ox he has it!
Mouees: We beat up the wrong guys.
Kuno: BLUE THUNDER GOD ATTACK!!!
Recoome: RECOOM ERASER GUN!!!!
Chow: Yikes! He's shooting from his mouth!
(Mouees holds shield and blocks Recoome's power blast)
Mouees: Hey you go blow at someone else!
Recoome: Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh.
Ryoga: CHO BAKUSAI TENKATSU!!!!!
(A huge explosion snakes the ground)
Ryoga: That should finish him. (Trun back) What no way! That was my strongest attack.
Recoome: Heh, heh, heh that didn't hurt a bit.
El Toro: May be this will Senor Recoome.
(El Toro Punches Recoome into a wall of a Pawnshop)
Recoome: Hey where the hell did the Mask man came from?
(Shampoo fell into the ground)
Mouees: Shampoo!
Jeice: Heh that Amazon didn't put up a good fight.
Mouees: Why you son of a Bitch how dear you attack my Shampoo MEGA BUSTER!!!
Jeice: KURASSHA- BO-RU!!!
(Mouees jumps with a Bladed Staff in his hand)
Mouees: I have you!
El Toro: Where did me go?
(Zarbon came from behind but Ranma and Gohan "as the Great Saiyaman" double team Zarbon)
El Toro: You're that Great Saiyaman! I'm honor to meet you.
Gohan: Thinks I guess. (Thinks) He doesn't realize it's me in this suit.
Ranma: Hey you in the cape! How about a 2 one 1 bout!
Zarbon: Oh really.
{Goku: Be careful Ranma.}
Ranma: Okay Goku. MOKO TAKABISHA REMIX!!!!
(Ranma powers up a Kamehameha/Big Bang attack/Hadou-Ken style Super move and fires it)
Zarbon: KOSOMO ENAJI- FURASSHU!!!
Ssj Gohan: REIKOUDAN!!!
(Gohan powers up a wave of energy beams)
(Zarbon block Gohan's attacks but unable to counter Ranma new attack)
(A smoke screen covers the sky)
Ryoga: Can't see in this damn fog!
Ranma: HIRYU SHOTEN HA!!!!!!
(Ranma use his Hiryu Shoten ha to blow away the smoke)
Ranma: Danmit! We lost them!
Gohan: This is not good!
Shampoo: Ranma?
Ranma: Shampoo.
Shampoo: Shendu has Jade.
Trunks & Goten: What!!!
Ranma: Why that damn Fire Dragon Demon!
Trunks: We told her to stay put!
Goten: Shampoo where did they take here?
Shampoo (Getting up from the ground): They went to Rome, Italy to free Guido and Burter.
Gohan: Hey take it easy Shampoo you took a big fell, Lucky to be alive after that.
(Gohan picks up Shampoo)
Goten: Hey why Shampoo is laying her head on you Gohan?
Mouees: Hey you! Get your fucking hands off of my Shampoo you too timer!
Gohan (Sweat drop): What are you talking about?
Mouees: I said drop her Gohan! First Ranma, now you!
Jackie: Clam yourself Mouees.
Ukyo: Ranchan! Shendu kidnapped Jade!
Jackie: WHAT!!
Gohan: That's not all they are heading to Italy to set Guido and Burter free.
Jackie: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
To Be Continue