The Gundam Kitties
By: Tamayo
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing, I never said I did. Moron.
Warnings: Um, none as of yet, rather than it's full of OOCness
Recap: It's morning at the Winner estate and Wufei has used a secret formula to turn the other pilots into cats! Eep!
Authour's Note: My very first fanfic ever ever written. ^_^. It was written when I was still new to Gundam Wing, and before I ever knew of 1x2 ^_^;. Enjoy, please.
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Chapter Two
"This is sooo not cool!" complained Duo.To a person it would have sounded something like "Meow meow meow" but to other kitties, or in this case, people-who-have-been-turned-into-kitties, it sounded like Duo complaining(Which do you prefer, meow meow meow or whine whine whine?). Heero, Duo, Trowa, and Quatre were all kitties sitting on the floor. Heero jumped up onto the couch and began to type on his laptop again, using his front paws.
"You know, if I didn't know any better, I'd think Heero didn't realize we've been turned into cats!" Quatre said.
"Was that joke?" asked Duo.
"No" the Arabian boy replied.
"No information on turning people into cats here" said the Wing Zero's pilot, his voice dull.
"WHAT?!?!?YOU EXPECTED THAT IF YOU SEARCHED ON YOUR DAMNED LAPTOP YOU COULD FIND A SOLUTION TO BEIN' TURNED INTO CATS?!?!?YOU'VE LOST IT HEERO!!!" yelled the outraged American pilot.
"Calm down, Duo" said Trowa, very calmly. "This could be worse, we could be rats". Everyone stared at Trowa.
"Do you have somethin' against rats, Trowa?" Duo asked.
"No"
"C'mon Trowa, tell us!" Duo pleaded.
Heero jumped down besides the others.Then...He licked his paw(o.O;;;).That turned all attention to Heero.
"What the hell is wrong with you Heero?!?!?!?" the braided-when-he-wasn't-a-cat pilot screamed.
"I really don't know" Heero said, sounding surprised."I just...felt like it" He said.
"You know, I feel like licking my paw, too" said Quatre.
"Err, so do I..." admitted Duo.
"..." said Trowa.
So soon they were all sitting around the living room, licking their paws and grooming themselves all cute and kitty like.After that, they lay about the living room, sun bathing in the sun's rays coming through the window.
Wufei waited in his room patiently until all that meowing from downstairs stopped.Then he went down quietly, to find all the kitties sleeping soundly.Or so he thought.He stepped on a creaky floor board(WOAH!Quatre's mansion has a creaky floor board!).4 pairs of cat ears twitched and in seconds they were all standing up,alert.
"Hmm.Why isn't Wufei a cat,too?" asked Duo.
"Yeah,why not?" asked Quatre as well.
"Strange..." said Trowa.As for Heero, he was silent.
"WUFEI HAS GOT A CAT CARRIER BEHIND HIS BACK!!!" Duo yelled.Everyone jumped to alert.
"Hmm, why does it not surprise me?" Heero wondered aloud.
"Well, I, for one, am surprised coz Wufei is always ranting about justice and isn't catching us all in cat carriers when we can't fight back too well a little dishonorable???" asked Quatre.
"True..." Trowa said.
"Damn" Wufei thought."They already noticed the cat carrier...I think.I can't understand a damn word they're saying!"
"Hmm, cats are supposed to be good at acrobats, so let's jump out that window and run for it" suggested Quatre.
"Hmm, I know, let's jump out the window and run for it!" yelled Duo.
"Why didn't I think of that?" wondered the Sandrock's pilot sarcastically.They voted, and all votes went for getting outta there, so they escaped through the window and trotted down the sidewalk.
Meanwhile, inside...
"Ack!Where the hell did they disappear to?!?" Yelled an angry Wufei."They must have gotten out through the window while I wasn't looking.Damn!I'll never find them if they're outside!!!My plan is going totally wrong.How can they be taken to the SPCA if I can't catch 'em ???" the Chinese boy wondered aloud.
A knock on the door brought him to the door(o_O;;;).He answered it.Immediately he regretted it. It was Relena Peacecraft. Earlier on,before the pilots were all turned to cats(minus Wufei), Wufei remembered thinking Duo was the most annoying person ever.He was wrong.Relena was.Wufei did what any smart person would do; he screamed, slammed the door, locked every door and window in the house, pulled down all curtains and blinds, and grabbed his sword and sat on the couch.Relena's screams could be heard.
"Is Heero in there?!?Answer me!!!" she screeched in a horrible high voice.
"He isn't here, go away, onna!" he yelled back.
"Hmph,You could have told me before I hurt my beautiful hands pounding the god damn door!They're all bruised!Now Heero will never like me!Waaah!!!"She cried and walked off to sulk somewhere dark.However, on her way home,she found a group of 4 cats.A cobalt-eyed cat, and violet-eyed cat, an emerald-eyed cat, and an aquamarine-eyed cat.They were all sitting about a broken down abandoned house's yard."Strange," she thought."The one with cobalt-colored eyes is staring at me..."
"Hey guys, it's Relena!" yelled the American(o_O;;;) cat.
"Heh, yeah.I know, let's chase her an' give her a scare.Maybe even claw her a bit!" said a now excited Heero-kitty.Everyone stared."Whaaat?" asked Heero.
There was a moment's silence and then a chorus of 3 "Aye"s was heard,and they gave chase.
Relena saw the 4 cats begin to run towards her.She turned and ran, on instinct(If she has any).
Later...
"Yeah!Let's do that again sometime!!!" yelled Heero.They had bashed Relena bad enough,making her climb trees and fall out, get scraped and scratched and bitten and clawed and also made her bleed.
"Yeah,most definitely" said Trowa in agreement.Naturally,they were trotting back towards Quatre's mansion.Dumb choice.As soon as they walked in Wufei caught them all in a net.
"Gak!" they yelled in unison and then Wufei put them all in separate cat carriers.
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Okay, how was the second part...?It sucked worse than the first part, right?Oh well.I'll try to do a better job next time...feedback ish always welcome...*Sighs*Okay,here it is: Im beggin' ya for feedback.Soooo,pleeeeeeeease?Oh well, all I can say is they(the fics) probably won't get better if I don't get feedback,though.
By: Tamayo
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing, I never said I did. Moron.
Warnings: Um, none as of yet, rather than it's full of OOCness
Recap: It's morning at the Winner estate and Wufei has used a secret formula to turn the other pilots into cats! Eep!
Authour's Note: My very first fanfic ever ever written. ^_^. It was written when I was still new to Gundam Wing, and before I ever knew of 1x2 ^_^;. Enjoy, please.
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Chapter Two
"This is sooo not cool!" complained Duo.To a person it would have sounded something like "Meow meow meow" but to other kitties, or in this case, people-who-have-been-turned-into-kitties, it sounded like Duo complaining(Which do you prefer, meow meow meow or whine whine whine?). Heero, Duo, Trowa, and Quatre were all kitties sitting on the floor. Heero jumped up onto the couch and began to type on his laptop again, using his front paws.
"You know, if I didn't know any better, I'd think Heero didn't realize we've been turned into cats!" Quatre said.
"Was that joke?" asked Duo.
"No" the Arabian boy replied.
"No information on turning people into cats here" said the Wing Zero's pilot, his voice dull.
"WHAT?!?!?YOU EXPECTED THAT IF YOU SEARCHED ON YOUR DAMNED LAPTOP YOU COULD FIND A SOLUTION TO BEIN' TURNED INTO CATS?!?!?YOU'VE LOST IT HEERO!!!" yelled the outraged American pilot.
"Calm down, Duo" said Trowa, very calmly. "This could be worse, we could be rats". Everyone stared at Trowa.
"Do you have somethin' against rats, Trowa?" Duo asked.
"No"
"C'mon Trowa, tell us!" Duo pleaded.
Heero jumped down besides the others.Then...He licked his paw(o.O;;;).That turned all attention to Heero.
"What the hell is wrong with you Heero?!?!?!?" the braided-when-he-wasn't-a-cat pilot screamed.
"I really don't know" Heero said, sounding surprised."I just...felt like it" He said.
"You know, I feel like licking my paw, too" said Quatre.
"Err, so do I..." admitted Duo.
"..." said Trowa.
So soon they were all sitting around the living room, licking their paws and grooming themselves all cute and kitty like.After that, they lay about the living room, sun bathing in the sun's rays coming through the window.
Wufei waited in his room patiently until all that meowing from downstairs stopped.Then he went down quietly, to find all the kitties sleeping soundly.Or so he thought.He stepped on a creaky floor board(WOAH!Quatre's mansion has a creaky floor board!).4 pairs of cat ears twitched and in seconds they were all standing up,alert.
"Hmm.Why isn't Wufei a cat,too?" asked Duo.
"Yeah,why not?" asked Quatre as well.
"Strange..." said Trowa.As for Heero, he was silent.
"WUFEI HAS GOT A CAT CARRIER BEHIND HIS BACK!!!" Duo yelled.Everyone jumped to alert.
"Hmm, why does it not surprise me?" Heero wondered aloud.
"Well, I, for one, am surprised coz Wufei is always ranting about justice and isn't catching us all in cat carriers when we can't fight back too well a little dishonorable???" asked Quatre.
"True..." Trowa said.
"Damn" Wufei thought."They already noticed the cat carrier...I think.I can't understand a damn word they're saying!"
"Hmm, cats are supposed to be good at acrobats, so let's jump out that window and run for it" suggested Quatre.
"Hmm, I know, let's jump out the window and run for it!" yelled Duo.
"Why didn't I think of that?" wondered the Sandrock's pilot sarcastically.They voted, and all votes went for getting outta there, so they escaped through the window and trotted down the sidewalk.
Meanwhile, inside...
"Ack!Where the hell did they disappear to?!?" Yelled an angry Wufei."They must have gotten out through the window while I wasn't looking.Damn!I'll never find them if they're outside!!!My plan is going totally wrong.How can they be taken to the SPCA if I can't catch 'em ???" the Chinese boy wondered aloud.
A knock on the door brought him to the door(o_O;;;).He answered it.Immediately he regretted it. It was Relena Peacecraft. Earlier on,before the pilots were all turned to cats(minus Wufei), Wufei remembered thinking Duo was the most annoying person ever.He was wrong.Relena was.Wufei did what any smart person would do; he screamed, slammed the door, locked every door and window in the house, pulled down all curtains and blinds, and grabbed his sword and sat on the couch.Relena's screams could be heard.
"Is Heero in there?!?Answer me!!!" she screeched in a horrible high voice.
"He isn't here, go away, onna!" he yelled back.
"Hmph,You could have told me before I hurt my beautiful hands pounding the god damn door!They're all bruised!Now Heero will never like me!Waaah!!!"She cried and walked off to sulk somewhere dark.However, on her way home,she found a group of 4 cats.A cobalt-eyed cat, and violet-eyed cat, an emerald-eyed cat, and an aquamarine-eyed cat.They were all sitting about a broken down abandoned house's yard."Strange," she thought."The one with cobalt-colored eyes is staring at me..."
"Hey guys, it's Relena!" yelled the American(o_O;;;) cat.
"Heh, yeah.I know, let's chase her an' give her a scare.Maybe even claw her a bit!" said a now excited Heero-kitty.Everyone stared."Whaaat?" asked Heero.
There was a moment's silence and then a chorus of 3 "Aye"s was heard,and they gave chase.
Relena saw the 4 cats begin to run towards her.She turned and ran, on instinct(If she has any).
Later...
"Yeah!Let's do that again sometime!!!" yelled Heero.They had bashed Relena bad enough,making her climb trees and fall out, get scraped and scratched and bitten and clawed and also made her bleed.
"Yeah,most definitely" said Trowa in agreement.Naturally,they were trotting back towards Quatre's mansion.Dumb choice.As soon as they walked in Wufei caught them all in a net.
"Gak!" they yelled in unison and then Wufei put them all in separate cat carriers.
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Okay, how was the second part...?It sucked worse than the first part, right?Oh well.I'll try to do a better job next time...feedback ish always welcome...*Sighs*Okay,here it is: Im beggin' ya for feedback.Soooo,pleeeeeeeease?Oh well, all I can say is they(the fics) probably won't get better if I don't get feedback,though.