The Gundam Kitties
By: Tamayo
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing, I never said I did. Moron.
Warnings: Um, none as of yet, rather than it's full of OOCness
Recap: It's morning at the Winner estate and Wufei has used a secret formula to turn the other pilots into cats! Eep! Then the pilots escape from Wufei who is eager to capture them so they may be disposed off, have some fun torturing Relena, and then run home acidentally and are finally caught by Wufei...
Authour's Note: My very first fanfic ever ever written. ^_^. It was written when I was still new to Gundam Wing, and before I ever knew of 1x2 ^_^;. Enjoy, please.
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Chapter Three
"Heeey!These cat-carriers are too squishy.I can barely move!" Duo whined through the bars of the door to his cat-carrier.
"Duo, it's made like that!You're not supposed to be able to move!!!" Quatre snapped.Duo's whining was getting damn annoying.Duo shut up.Everyone did when Quatre yelled.
"Um, where d'you think Wufei is taking us?" asked Trowa.
"No clue" Heero said.
"You know... this route seems familiar.I can see out the back window... my carrier is piled on top of you guys'.Remember the dog incident?When Relena bought Heero a puppy and Trowa was allergic?And we took it to the...Oh no...Wufei is taking us to the SPCA!!!" Cried Quatre.At the moment, they were in seperate cat carriers piled up in the back seat of a Taxi(Okay, who cares wether or not Taxi drivers let you bring pets?I said they do so in this fanfic, they do!!!).
"Kay, I HATE to sound like Wuffie, but, ... THIS IS INJUSTICE!" Duo yelled.
"Well, err, you do sound like Wufei..." said Quatre.
"Quatre, you're not funny" Duo said with a hint of hurt in his voice.It was a insult, at least to Duo, to "Sound like Wufei".
"I wonder what they're saying..." Wufei thought."They're meowing back there like there's a conversation going on...Duh...there probably is..."
"Well at least we'll have someone to treat us better than Wufei would..." Duo muttered.
"Yeah, and in two weeks, when no one's taken any of us home, let's all be put to sleep together. Look on the bright side... at least you'll die enjoying your favorite hobby Duo...SLEEPING...FOREVER!!!" yelled Heero.
"You don't have to be so mean Heero" snivelled Duo, who shut up for the rest of the ride.
"Um, glad you to are going to kill each other after we get out of the car, but, excuse me for not beating around the bush, HOW THE FUCK ARE WE GONNA GET OUTTA THIS FIX?" Quatre yelled for the second time.No one, and I mean NO ONE said another word 'til they were at the SPCA.
"Okay, sir, just fill out these forms while we put your cats in the cat room" the lady behind the desk said, and then to people came up, pulled the four cats out of their carriers, and stuck them in the only cage left.Now you will notice this is pretty stupid.If they were real cats they would have KILLED each other, I mean, 4 male cats in the same cage...? but they aren't real cats so thats not the case.Back to the story...
THE NEXT MORNING...
"Excuse me, but I would like to adopt a cat" Relena said to the lady behing the desk.
"Okay, I'll show you the cats" the lady behind the desk said.She lead Relena into a room full of cages with cats in them."This one was brought in 9 days ago, she is 3 years old, her name is Calico and she has all her shots" the lady informed Relena, and did the same thing with all the other caged-up cats.When she got to the Gundam Kitties, she paused.What had the guy said their names were again?Oh yeah."This one is Heero, this one's Duo, that one back their is Quatre, and the only one awake is Trowa" the lady said to Relena.Needless to say, she looked surprised.
"Err, I'll take them all" Relena said, over her shock and already planning tea-parties at her pink table with a pink table cloth and all 4 of her new cats in pink doll clothing.
"Okay, miss.Please sign these adoption forms and then you can leave with them" the lady said, and returned behind her desk, handing Relena some forms.After she signed them, she woke up the 3 sleeping kitties and took them plus the all ready awak Trowa-Kitty, and put them in one big rabbit cage, big enough for 10 rabbits.Then she got in her pink limo, told Pegan to drive home, and just sat there, thinking it was so odd that these cats were named after the Gundam pilots... she had already forgotten the attack incident from yesterday, which would have traumatized her for life if it were not for hypnosis.She had bought all the supplies at the SPCA including little collars with dingy bells and tags with their names engraved (It's a fanfic...anything can happen) and 4 little cat-harnessess so she could walk them in the park and thats also where she got the rabbit cage she would keep them in so her little kitty cats couldnt get away when she wasnt dressing them up for tea
parties.Then they arrived at her mansion.
"Man.Wufei is gonna pay for this one" growled Heero.
"Nooo kidding" Trowa agreed.
"Relena just bought me and put a little collar with a bell on it around my neck... Relena just bought me and put a little collar with a bell on it around my neck...." Duo kept murmuring over and over again, his eyes wider than ever, his whole body shaking with fear.
"Duo shut the goddam fucking up or I'll choke you with your fucking collar and hang you above the water dish to rot!" Heero snapped.
"EEEP! What Heero? Dija say something?" Duo asked.
"Oh god, never mind, just stuff your freakin' collar in your big mouth" muttered Heero.
"Oh my little sweet kitties! Were home!" Relena said.
"Bllllaaaaauuuuuuughhhhhh hack cough hack hack hack blech yech" and other puking noises could be heard from Duo. Relena brought them in, and Duo kept making the weird noises.
"Err, Duo, are you okay?" asked Quatre.
"Hacccccckkkkkk" was Duo's reply.
" I think.." Trowa said. " Duo has a hairball ^_^" Trowa smiled like he rarely does.
"Alriiight! maybe we can carry a decent conversation without him talking at us the whole time now" Quatre said. And they proceeded to do just that while Duo choked on a ball of fur in his throat...
"Gak...." he choked. Then he glared at Quatre. before the whole conversation those guys were having started, Quatre had said he was happy Duo was to busy choking to talk... well, he'd show Quatre.... Coughing and hacking, he stumbled over to Quatre, who looked at Duo.Then Duo, looking innocent the whole time, coughed up his hairball onto Quatre, who was sprawled out at the moment. Quatre looked absolutely disgusted at Duo. Duo returned the look, then stuck his tounge out at Quatre. Before an actual cat fight could start, Relena scooped them all out of the cage and brought them to her tea party room...
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How was part 3? Stupid, short and pointless? I thought so too. please gimme feedback, i ned feedback. waaah, must have feedback. Thank you! IT IS GREATLY APPRICIATED. By the way, if you think im nearly done, you're wrong, unfortunatly. this is far from over. I tried to make my parts longer but it just wont happen! Dammit! Oh well. More feedback, pleeeeeeeze? okay, thass all. bye!
By: Tamayo
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing, I never said I did. Moron.
Warnings: Um, none as of yet, rather than it's full of OOCness
Recap: It's morning at the Winner estate and Wufei has used a secret formula to turn the other pilots into cats! Eep! Then the pilots escape from Wufei who is eager to capture them so they may be disposed off, have some fun torturing Relena, and then run home acidentally and are finally caught by Wufei...
Authour's Note: My very first fanfic ever ever written. ^_^. It was written when I was still new to Gundam Wing, and before I ever knew of 1x2 ^_^;. Enjoy, please.
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Chapter Three
"Heeey!These cat-carriers are too squishy.I can barely move!" Duo whined through the bars of the door to his cat-carrier.
"Duo, it's made like that!You're not supposed to be able to move!!!" Quatre snapped.Duo's whining was getting damn annoying.Duo shut up.Everyone did when Quatre yelled.
"Um, where d'you think Wufei is taking us?" asked Trowa.
"No clue" Heero said.
"You know... this route seems familiar.I can see out the back window... my carrier is piled on top of you guys'.Remember the dog incident?When Relena bought Heero a puppy and Trowa was allergic?And we took it to the...Oh no...Wufei is taking us to the SPCA!!!" Cried Quatre.At the moment, they were in seperate cat carriers piled up in the back seat of a Taxi(Okay, who cares wether or not Taxi drivers let you bring pets?I said they do so in this fanfic, they do!!!).
"Kay, I HATE to sound like Wuffie, but, ... THIS IS INJUSTICE!" Duo yelled.
"Well, err, you do sound like Wufei..." said Quatre.
"Quatre, you're not funny" Duo said with a hint of hurt in his voice.It was a insult, at least to Duo, to "Sound like Wufei".
"I wonder what they're saying..." Wufei thought."They're meowing back there like there's a conversation going on...Duh...there probably is..."
"Well at least we'll have someone to treat us better than Wufei would..." Duo muttered.
"Yeah, and in two weeks, when no one's taken any of us home, let's all be put to sleep together. Look on the bright side... at least you'll die enjoying your favorite hobby Duo...SLEEPING...FOREVER!!!" yelled Heero.
"You don't have to be so mean Heero" snivelled Duo, who shut up for the rest of the ride.
"Um, glad you to are going to kill each other after we get out of the car, but, excuse me for not beating around the bush, HOW THE FUCK ARE WE GONNA GET OUTTA THIS FIX?" Quatre yelled for the second time.No one, and I mean NO ONE said another word 'til they were at the SPCA.
"Okay, sir, just fill out these forms while we put your cats in the cat room" the lady behind the desk said, and then to people came up, pulled the four cats out of their carriers, and stuck them in the only cage left.Now you will notice this is pretty stupid.If they were real cats they would have KILLED each other, I mean, 4 male cats in the same cage...? but they aren't real cats so thats not the case.Back to the story...
THE NEXT MORNING...
"Excuse me, but I would like to adopt a cat" Relena said to the lady behing the desk.
"Okay, I'll show you the cats" the lady behind the desk said.She lead Relena into a room full of cages with cats in them."This one was brought in 9 days ago, she is 3 years old, her name is Calico and she has all her shots" the lady informed Relena, and did the same thing with all the other caged-up cats.When she got to the Gundam Kitties, she paused.What had the guy said their names were again?Oh yeah."This one is Heero, this one's Duo, that one back their is Quatre, and the only one awake is Trowa" the lady said to Relena.Needless to say, she looked surprised.
"Err, I'll take them all" Relena said, over her shock and already planning tea-parties at her pink table with a pink table cloth and all 4 of her new cats in pink doll clothing.
"Okay, miss.Please sign these adoption forms and then you can leave with them" the lady said, and returned behind her desk, handing Relena some forms.After she signed them, she woke up the 3 sleeping kitties and took them plus the all ready awak Trowa-Kitty, and put them in one big rabbit cage, big enough for 10 rabbits.Then she got in her pink limo, told Pegan to drive home, and just sat there, thinking it was so odd that these cats were named after the Gundam pilots... she had already forgotten the attack incident from yesterday, which would have traumatized her for life if it were not for hypnosis.She had bought all the supplies at the SPCA including little collars with dingy bells and tags with their names engraved (It's a fanfic...anything can happen) and 4 little cat-harnessess so she could walk them in the park and thats also where she got the rabbit cage she would keep them in so her little kitty cats couldnt get away when she wasnt dressing them up for tea
parties.Then they arrived at her mansion.
"Man.Wufei is gonna pay for this one" growled Heero.
"Nooo kidding" Trowa agreed.
"Relena just bought me and put a little collar with a bell on it around my neck... Relena just bought me and put a little collar with a bell on it around my neck...." Duo kept murmuring over and over again, his eyes wider than ever, his whole body shaking with fear.
"Duo shut the goddam fucking up or I'll choke you with your fucking collar and hang you above the water dish to rot!" Heero snapped.
"EEEP! What Heero? Dija say something?" Duo asked.
"Oh god, never mind, just stuff your freakin' collar in your big mouth" muttered Heero.
"Oh my little sweet kitties! Were home!" Relena said.
"Bllllaaaaauuuuuuughhhhhh hack cough hack hack hack blech yech" and other puking noises could be heard from Duo. Relena brought them in, and Duo kept making the weird noises.
"Err, Duo, are you okay?" asked Quatre.
"Hacccccckkkkkk" was Duo's reply.
" I think.." Trowa said. " Duo has a hairball ^_^" Trowa smiled like he rarely does.
"Alriiight! maybe we can carry a decent conversation without him talking at us the whole time now" Quatre said. And they proceeded to do just that while Duo choked on a ball of fur in his throat...
"Gak...." he choked. Then he glared at Quatre. before the whole conversation those guys were having started, Quatre had said he was happy Duo was to busy choking to talk... well, he'd show Quatre.... Coughing and hacking, he stumbled over to Quatre, who looked at Duo.Then Duo, looking innocent the whole time, coughed up his hairball onto Quatre, who was sprawled out at the moment. Quatre looked absolutely disgusted at Duo. Duo returned the look, then stuck his tounge out at Quatre. Before an actual cat fight could start, Relena scooped them all out of the cage and brought them to her tea party room...
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How was part 3? Stupid, short and pointless? I thought so too. please gimme feedback, i ned feedback. waaah, must have feedback. Thank you! IT IS GREATLY APPRICIATED. By the way, if you think im nearly done, you're wrong, unfortunatly. this is far from over. I tried to make my parts longer but it just wont happen! Dammit! Oh well. More feedback, pleeeeeeeze? okay, thass all. bye!