The Gundam Kitties
By: Tamayo
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing, I never said I did. Moron.
Warnings: Um, none as of yet, rather than it's full of OOCness
Recap: It's morning at the Winner estate and Wufei has used a secret formula to turn the other pilots into cats! Eep! Then the pilots escape from Wufei who is eager to capture them so they may be disposed off, have some fun torturing Relena, and then run home acidentally and are finally caught by Wufei...!
Authour's Note: My very first fanfic ever ever written. ^_^. It was written when I was still new to Gundam Wing, and before I ever knew of 1x2 ^_^;. Enjoy, please.
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Chapter Four
Four cats, dressed entirely in pink doll clothes like bonnets, shirts, and skirts. They were all tied down to their chairs and looking very uncomfortable. The room was painted pink, and everything from the table to the carpet was also pink. And Relena was sitting at the table in a huge, fluffy, sparkly pink dress. The chairs the cats were tied to were placed around the table, and tea and stuffies littered the tabletop.
"Oh MAN" whined Duo as he tried to struggle from his chair. "Wufei is SO dead, man!" he howled in agony.
"Yeah, but let's focus at the problem at hand. We're tied to pink chairs" said Trowa thoughtfully.(Yes, I know cats are colorblind but these aint cats, nya)
"OoOoOoOo my little kitties you are absolutely so cute I could EAT YOU!" gushed Relena to her meowing kitties. In response to that, their eyes widened and dark blue lines appeared under their eyes as they looked wearily at her.
"Oh my kitties I was kidding! You know I love you just too too tooo tooooo much to do THAT!" Relena continued with her annoying highpitched squeal.
Duo could NOT take much more. Cat ears are sensitive, ya know.
"MEOWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!" howled Duo in terror. The other kittie pilots sweatdropped and Duo continued howling. Relena glared.
"This will just NOT do, Duo! Hehe, I never liked the human Duo anyway..." Relena stuck pink ductape on Duo's mouth and chucked him into her guest room, where Hilde was.
"You are SUCH a cute lil kittie!" gushed Hilde as she glomped onto Duo and Duo began to wish he were dead....
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"This is definitly the taste of justice" murmured Wufei as he ate a sandwich he made at home. It was a nice and happyful quiet day for him today, with no Maxwell, Yuy, Winner, or Barton around to annoy him
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"MYIAOW!!!!!" howled Heero and Trowa as they ran down the hall, Relena not far behind in(URGH) pink, which matched the house.
Quatre was sitting miserably in Relena's bedroom, taped to the bed and covered in pink stuff. He was unable to escape the evil that was Relena..
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Duo was being hauled about in a leach and collar like a plushie down town, as Hilde took him place to place. With a huge sweatdrop, as well as blue lines under his eyes, he was dragged across sidewalk after sidewalk....
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T.B.C
Gee, that was short, amusing, and crueltytogundamkitties, but oh well. Please R&R.
By: Tamayo
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing, I never said I did. Moron.
Warnings: Um, none as of yet, rather than it's full of OOCness
Recap: It's morning at the Winner estate and Wufei has used a secret formula to turn the other pilots into cats! Eep! Then the pilots escape from Wufei who is eager to capture them so they may be disposed off, have some fun torturing Relena, and then run home acidentally and are finally caught by Wufei...!
Authour's Note: My very first fanfic ever ever written. ^_^. It was written when I was still new to Gundam Wing, and before I ever knew of 1x2 ^_^;. Enjoy, please.
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Chapter Four
Four cats, dressed entirely in pink doll clothes like bonnets, shirts, and skirts. They were all tied down to their chairs and looking very uncomfortable. The room was painted pink, and everything from the table to the carpet was also pink. And Relena was sitting at the table in a huge, fluffy, sparkly pink dress. The chairs the cats were tied to were placed around the table, and tea and stuffies littered the tabletop.
"Oh MAN" whined Duo as he tried to struggle from his chair. "Wufei is SO dead, man!" he howled in agony.
"Yeah, but let's focus at the problem at hand. We're tied to pink chairs" said Trowa thoughtfully.(Yes, I know cats are colorblind but these aint cats, nya)
"OoOoOoOo my little kitties you are absolutely so cute I could EAT YOU!" gushed Relena to her meowing kitties. In response to that, their eyes widened and dark blue lines appeared under their eyes as they looked wearily at her.
"Oh my kitties I was kidding! You know I love you just too too tooo tooooo much to do THAT!" Relena continued with her annoying highpitched squeal.
Duo could NOT take much more. Cat ears are sensitive, ya know.
"MEOWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!" howled Duo in terror. The other kittie pilots sweatdropped and Duo continued howling. Relena glared.
"This will just NOT do, Duo! Hehe, I never liked the human Duo anyway..." Relena stuck pink ductape on Duo's mouth and chucked him into her guest room, where Hilde was.
"You are SUCH a cute lil kittie!" gushed Hilde as she glomped onto Duo and Duo began to wish he were dead....
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"This is definitly the taste of justice" murmured Wufei as he ate a sandwich he made at home. It was a nice and happyful quiet day for him today, with no Maxwell, Yuy, Winner, or Barton around to annoy him
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"MYIAOW!!!!!" howled Heero and Trowa as they ran down the hall, Relena not far behind in(URGH) pink, which matched the house.
Quatre was sitting miserably in Relena's bedroom, taped to the bed and covered in pink stuff. He was unable to escape the evil that was Relena..
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Duo was being hauled about in a leach and collar like a plushie down town, as Hilde took him place to place. With a huge sweatdrop, as well as blue lines under his eyes, he was dragged across sidewalk after sidewalk....
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T.B.C
Gee, that was short, amusing, and crueltytogundamkitties, but oh well. Please R&R.