The Gundam Kitties
By: Tamayo
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing, I never said I did. Moron.
Warnings: Um, none as of yet, rather than it's full of OOCness
Recap: It's morning at the Winner estate and Wufei has used a secret formula to turn the other pilots into cats! Eep! Then the pilots escape from Wufei who is eager to capture them so they may be disposed off, have some fun torturing Relena, and then run home acidentally and are finally caught by Wufei...! And then they're taken to the SPCA and picked up by Relena and then horrible things happen.
Authour's Note:
Tamayo:Yawn… Im sooooo sorry for this being so late but writer's block has attacked me and I can't just finish ANY of my fics X_X… BTW my b-day is May.25th so it was really recent and my pal named John(he's known as BBPC on FF.net. Plz read his ficcies ^_^) gave me a chibi Sephiroth! Say hello, Sephy ^_^.
Chibi Sephiroth: -_- I don't like being dragged here to watch you write stupid stories.
Tamayo: Uhhh ^_^;;; Right. That's close enough! *Turns to chibi Seph and whispers*
Lighten up otherwise you'll be reading disclaimers!!!
Chibi Sephiroth: O.O Ehhh Hi there peoples ^____^!
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Chapter Five
Pink. It invaded Heero's senses. Everything was turning pink? Or was pink turning everything? Was it a disease or a color or his eyes? Heero couldn't tell, but he was dizzy. He knew Relena would catch him soon because he was stumbling. The pink… it burned his eyes, he could smell it when he closed them, he could TELL the pink was an evil force…
"Come on, little kitty!" cried Relena, finally scooping up Heero. Heero wailed in vain: there was no escape. Only pink. Death must be pink, Heero thought muddledly.
The two headed towards a shop labeled Kiki's Kyuut Lil Pet Clothes Store..
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Trowa sighed in relief as Relena left the house with Heero. Then he remembered Quatre, and ran off towards the tea party room.
He arrived soon to see Quatre laying there in distress. He meowed and convulsed and looked as though he was having seizures… when he spotted Trowa he stopped and only occasionally twitched. Trowa snapped the tape with his teeth. Quatre slowly sat up and shakily meowed to Trowa,
'Thanks,'
Trowa nodded and leapt up into a windowsill. He thought of ways to open it, but all of them needed human hands…
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Wufei relaxed happily. No more evil evil evil evil annoying Duos, boring Heeros and Trowas, and overlyhappy Quatres. They were long gone, for ever……. He choked as Hilde walked by with a glaring Duo-kitty. They were in a park, and Wufei was in danger of being seen. He hid under the bench.
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Heero was dressed in cat clothes. They were pink. He thought he must be in hell. Relena was giggling and telling him how cute he was… he just suddenly felt his mind break into little itty bitty pieces and lost all sense of who he was. He forgot everything. Or at least his memory desintigrated and was confused. He blinked confuzzledly, before falling unconscious.
Relena walked home with her kitty, failing to notice he was unconscious.
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TBC
Tamayo: Sorry guys, ebil ebil writers block! This is just a bit of the misfortunes they are gonna undergo, but Ill let em get revenge or something else equally sweet in the end, no worries! Oh yeah, sorry it was so short and boring… I really am…. And to you few readers who actually liked this originally, I will get back to my previous writing style so you like it again soon!!!^_^!!! Say bye bye, Sephy!
Chibi Sephiroth: ZzZzZz * Wakes up suddenly* Oh, the fic is done. Right. Uhh, bye ^___^. * Rolls over and goes back to sleep*
By: Tamayo
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing, I never said I did. Moron.
Warnings: Um, none as of yet, rather than it's full of OOCness
Recap: It's morning at the Winner estate and Wufei has used a secret formula to turn the other pilots into cats! Eep! Then the pilots escape from Wufei who is eager to capture them so they may be disposed off, have some fun torturing Relena, and then run home acidentally and are finally caught by Wufei...! And then they're taken to the SPCA and picked up by Relena and then horrible things happen.
Authour's Note:
Tamayo:Yawn… Im sooooo sorry for this being so late but writer's block has attacked me and I can't just finish ANY of my fics X_X… BTW my b-day is May.25th so it was really recent and my pal named John(he's known as BBPC on FF.net. Plz read his ficcies ^_^) gave me a chibi Sephiroth! Say hello, Sephy ^_^.
Chibi Sephiroth: -_- I don't like being dragged here to watch you write stupid stories.
Tamayo: Uhhh ^_^;;; Right. That's close enough! *Turns to chibi Seph and whispers*
Lighten up otherwise you'll be reading disclaimers!!!
Chibi Sephiroth: O.O Ehhh Hi there peoples ^____^!
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Chapter Five
Pink. It invaded Heero's senses. Everything was turning pink? Or was pink turning everything? Was it a disease or a color or his eyes? Heero couldn't tell, but he was dizzy. He knew Relena would catch him soon because he was stumbling. The pink… it burned his eyes, he could smell it when he closed them, he could TELL the pink was an evil force…
"Come on, little kitty!" cried Relena, finally scooping up Heero. Heero wailed in vain: there was no escape. Only pink. Death must be pink, Heero thought muddledly.
The two headed towards a shop labeled Kiki's Kyuut Lil Pet Clothes Store..
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Trowa sighed in relief as Relena left the house with Heero. Then he remembered Quatre, and ran off towards the tea party room.
He arrived soon to see Quatre laying there in distress. He meowed and convulsed and looked as though he was having seizures… when he spotted Trowa he stopped and only occasionally twitched. Trowa snapped the tape with his teeth. Quatre slowly sat up and shakily meowed to Trowa,
'Thanks,'
Trowa nodded and leapt up into a windowsill. He thought of ways to open it, but all of them needed human hands…
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Wufei relaxed happily. No more evil evil evil evil annoying Duos, boring Heeros and Trowas, and overlyhappy Quatres. They were long gone, for ever……. He choked as Hilde walked by with a glaring Duo-kitty. They were in a park, and Wufei was in danger of being seen. He hid under the bench.
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Heero was dressed in cat clothes. They were pink. He thought he must be in hell. Relena was giggling and telling him how cute he was… he just suddenly felt his mind break into little itty bitty pieces and lost all sense of who he was. He forgot everything. Or at least his memory desintigrated and was confused. He blinked confuzzledly, before falling unconscious.
Relena walked home with her kitty, failing to notice he was unconscious.
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TBC
Tamayo: Sorry guys, ebil ebil writers block! This is just a bit of the misfortunes they are gonna undergo, but Ill let em get revenge or something else equally sweet in the end, no worries! Oh yeah, sorry it was so short and boring… I really am…. And to you few readers who actually liked this originally, I will get back to my previous writing style so you like it again soon!!!^_^!!! Say bye bye, Sephy!
Chibi Sephiroth: ZzZzZz * Wakes up suddenly* Oh, the fic is done. Right. Uhh, bye ^___^. * Rolls over and goes back to sleep*