The Gundam Kitties
By: Tamayo
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing, I never said I did. Moron.
Warnings: Um, none as of yet, rather than it's full of OOCness
Recap: It's morning at the Winner estate and Wufei has used a secret formula to turn the other pilots into cats! Eep! Then the pilots escape from Wufei who is eager to capture them so they may be disposed off, have some fun torturing Relena, and then run home accidentally and are finally caught by Wufei...! And then they're taken to the SPCA and picked up by Relena and then horrible things happen. Very horrible things.
Author's Note:
Tamayo: Hey there y'all! Ok I have to tell you some important things!
1)I am considering doing that ever so popular thing called 'answering reviews' at the start of my fics before I actually get on with the fic. Just because I have no life. If you like this idea, tell me!
2)I am running out of fic ideas and I am planning on taking in some of your suggestions! So, hey, if you have a suggestion, PLEASE give it to me in review :D I always read my reviews
3)I am also considering doing what all those other authory people are doing! Sending out notices when I update this ficcie thru email. So if you wanna be notified every time I add a part to The Gundam Kitties then say so in your review and put your email addy in your review as well. I think that's all.. whew! Long a/n… so I will make up for it with long ficpart! ^_^
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Chapter Six
Duo spotted sudden movement as Hilde dragged him along. He turned to look at whatever it was. It was Wufei! Wufei hiding under a park bench. Duo burst into cattish laughter. Wufei stuck his tongue out at Duo. Duo jumped, dragging Hilde behind him, and ran towards Wufei. Hilde let go of the leash quickly so she wouldn't be pulled along any more.
"WUFFIE YOU'RE SOOOO DEAD!" he cried, leaping at Wufei. Expertly, Wufei grabbed the leash and took control of the situation, or so he thought. Restraining Duo from killing him, he slowly backed away. However, he still had the leash wrapped around his wrist. Duo had an idea. He turned away. Wufei felt himself sigh in relief.
Duo sprang off, dragging Wufei along behind him, jumping through crowds of people and into the bush. Wufei's wrist was stuck in the leash hold and he was dragged along, unable to let go.
Duo ran directly at a tree and then swerved. Wufei, however, crashed head on into the tree. Duo looked at him triumphantly before sliding the collar off and running off into the park woods, which weren't very deep anyhow.
He was heading for help.
He was heading to Dorothy's house.
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Dorothy opened her door. "Hello?" she asked the crisp, evening air. Duo meowed up at her. She looked down to see the Duo-kitty. She felt as though she knew this cat… she let it right in.
Dorothy sat down at a table and the cat hopped up beside her. He began meowing loudly, but because he was a cat Dorothy had no clue what he was saying. She sighed.
"You know, kitty, I don't know what you are trying to say," She said softly. The cat stopped meowing. What, now cats understand me? She thought, quite puzzled. He grabbed a pen which was laying on the table in his mouth, and slowly wrote out a message on a scrap piece of paper.
It read
Dorothy its me duo woofay turned hero me trowa and quarter into cats Relena has hero trowa and quarter please help your are only hope
Dorothy sweatdropped at his bad spelling and grammar. "Alright, Ill help. I hate Relena, she tries to stop war! War is a beautiful thing!"
And with that Duo and Dorothy devised a plot.
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Trowa had managed to get the window open after fifteen minutes and he and Quatre had escaped although Quatre REALLY wanted to wait and save Heero. They decided there was no other choice than to head off to the city and find something to eat before they starved. After all, it'd been all day with no food!
As they poked through the garbage cans(in disgust), Quatre suddenly found something.
"Trowa!" he said excitedly. "Look, it's another cat! Hey there!" Quatre cried. The cat looked up at him with round eyed.
"Who're you?" the cat asked as Trowa walked over.
"We're.. just two other cats. What about you? Who are you?" Trowa responded calmly.
"You won't believe this… but I'm a human turned into a cat!" the cat said, and then launched into it's story. "My name is Tree, and I used to be a human girl. I had a best friend named Old Do0d. But one day, Old Do0d offended the weird Chinese freaky dude named Wufei. Wufei vowed revenge. The next day he forced this weird powder down our throats and turned us into cats! I haven't seen Old Do0d since because he was taken to the SPCA and I was thrown in here. I have lived here since!" the cat explained quickly.
"WUFEI?!?" cried Trowa and Quatre.
Then, more calmly, Trowa said "So he did it for revenge. Why was he mad at us, though?"
Quatre looked thoughtful.
"TROWA! Do you remember the other night? The one before we were turned into cats?" Quatre cried.
Trowa nodded…
~*~FLASHBACK~*~
"Hey Wuffie! Hey Wu-wu! Hey Wuffers! Hey Fei-fei! Hey Wu-chan!" sang Duo as he tried and succeeded in annoying the hell out of Wufei. It had been like this for an hour or so. Wufei was getting really mad.
Quatre was laughing at the red color Wufei's face was turning. Even Heero and Trowa were smirking at Wufei. Suddenly, he snapped.
"I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE ON YOU INJUST DISHONORABLE PEOPLE! JUST WAIT AND SEE!!!" Wufei cried before running up into his room. The other four pilots burst into laughter.
~*~ENDFLASHBACK~*~
Tree perked up. "WOW! So that Wu-dude changed you into cats too! COOL!" she said, hopping around happily.
Trowa muttered, "I don't think so.." But Quatre smiled.
"Yeah it is!"
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Heero sat, staring blankly at a wall of his cage and his owner wandered around looking for something. His mind was reeling. 'Oh, she's a confusing one alright' his mind told him. She wouldn't stick to one name! First she called him Cutie, then Heero, then Little Fluffy, then Ickle Cutie, then Fluffy Heero, and many more too. His head spun.
"Who.. am I?… Where… am I? What am I… to be?" he whispered confusedly. The clothes he wore itched. His bonnet was annoying and got in the way of his vision. And all around he was twitching in confusing and misunderstanding.
"What is going on?!?" he meowed in horror before covering his eyes with his paws an going to sleep.
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TBC…
Tamayo: There I think Im back to my previous writing style! Weird and silly! PLEASE REVIEW I WORSHIP REVIEWERS! THANKS A LOT GUYS! SEE YA ALL NEXT TIME! BTW the flashback was for an anonymus reviewer who called themselves 'ME' because he/she asked why Wufei turned em into cats. BTW Tree and Old Do0d are my own characters so please don't use em without asking! And the Who am I thing that Heero said was from PKMN the first movie LOL I don't know it just popped into my head! See ya!
By: Tamayo
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing, I never said I did. Moron.
Warnings: Um, none as of yet, rather than it's full of OOCness
Recap: It's morning at the Winner estate and Wufei has used a secret formula to turn the other pilots into cats! Eep! Then the pilots escape from Wufei who is eager to capture them so they may be disposed off, have some fun torturing Relena, and then run home accidentally and are finally caught by Wufei...! And then they're taken to the SPCA and picked up by Relena and then horrible things happen. Very horrible things.
Author's Note:
Tamayo: Hey there y'all! Ok I have to tell you some important things!
1)I am considering doing that ever so popular thing called 'answering reviews' at the start of my fics before I actually get on with the fic. Just because I have no life. If you like this idea, tell me!
2)I am running out of fic ideas and I am planning on taking in some of your suggestions! So, hey, if you have a suggestion, PLEASE give it to me in review :D I always read my reviews
3)I am also considering doing what all those other authory people are doing! Sending out notices when I update this ficcie thru email. So if you wanna be notified every time I add a part to The Gundam Kitties then say so in your review and put your email addy in your review as well. I think that's all.. whew! Long a/n… so I will make up for it with long ficpart! ^_^
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Chapter Six
Duo spotted sudden movement as Hilde dragged him along. He turned to look at whatever it was. It was Wufei! Wufei hiding under a park bench. Duo burst into cattish laughter. Wufei stuck his tongue out at Duo. Duo jumped, dragging Hilde behind him, and ran towards Wufei. Hilde let go of the leash quickly so she wouldn't be pulled along any more.
"WUFFIE YOU'RE SOOOO DEAD!" he cried, leaping at Wufei. Expertly, Wufei grabbed the leash and took control of the situation, or so he thought. Restraining Duo from killing him, he slowly backed away. However, he still had the leash wrapped around his wrist. Duo had an idea. He turned away. Wufei felt himself sigh in relief.
Duo sprang off, dragging Wufei along behind him, jumping through crowds of people and into the bush. Wufei's wrist was stuck in the leash hold and he was dragged along, unable to let go.
Duo ran directly at a tree and then swerved. Wufei, however, crashed head on into the tree. Duo looked at him triumphantly before sliding the collar off and running off into the park woods, which weren't very deep anyhow.
He was heading for help.
He was heading to Dorothy's house.
~*~*~*~*~*~
Dorothy opened her door. "Hello?" she asked the crisp, evening air. Duo meowed up at her. She looked down to see the Duo-kitty. She felt as though she knew this cat… she let it right in.
Dorothy sat down at a table and the cat hopped up beside her. He began meowing loudly, but because he was a cat Dorothy had no clue what he was saying. She sighed.
"You know, kitty, I don't know what you are trying to say," She said softly. The cat stopped meowing. What, now cats understand me? She thought, quite puzzled. He grabbed a pen which was laying on the table in his mouth, and slowly wrote out a message on a scrap piece of paper.
It read
Dorothy its me duo woofay turned hero me trowa and quarter into cats Relena has hero trowa and quarter please help your are only hope
Dorothy sweatdropped at his bad spelling and grammar. "Alright, Ill help. I hate Relena, she tries to stop war! War is a beautiful thing!"
And with that Duo and Dorothy devised a plot.
~*~*~*~*~*~
Trowa had managed to get the window open after fifteen minutes and he and Quatre had escaped although Quatre REALLY wanted to wait and save Heero. They decided there was no other choice than to head off to the city and find something to eat before they starved. After all, it'd been all day with no food!
As they poked through the garbage cans(in disgust), Quatre suddenly found something.
"Trowa!" he said excitedly. "Look, it's another cat! Hey there!" Quatre cried. The cat looked up at him with round eyed.
"Who're you?" the cat asked as Trowa walked over.
"We're.. just two other cats. What about you? Who are you?" Trowa responded calmly.
"You won't believe this… but I'm a human turned into a cat!" the cat said, and then launched into it's story. "My name is Tree, and I used to be a human girl. I had a best friend named Old Do0d. But one day, Old Do0d offended the weird Chinese freaky dude named Wufei. Wufei vowed revenge. The next day he forced this weird powder down our throats and turned us into cats! I haven't seen Old Do0d since because he was taken to the SPCA and I was thrown in here. I have lived here since!" the cat explained quickly.
"WUFEI?!?" cried Trowa and Quatre.
Then, more calmly, Trowa said "So he did it for revenge. Why was he mad at us, though?"
Quatre looked thoughtful.
"TROWA! Do you remember the other night? The one before we were turned into cats?" Quatre cried.
Trowa nodded…
~*~FLASHBACK~*~
"Hey Wuffie! Hey Wu-wu! Hey Wuffers! Hey Fei-fei! Hey Wu-chan!" sang Duo as he tried and succeeded in annoying the hell out of Wufei. It had been like this for an hour or so. Wufei was getting really mad.
Quatre was laughing at the red color Wufei's face was turning. Even Heero and Trowa were smirking at Wufei. Suddenly, he snapped.
"I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE ON YOU INJUST DISHONORABLE PEOPLE! JUST WAIT AND SEE!!!" Wufei cried before running up into his room. The other four pilots burst into laughter.
~*~ENDFLASHBACK~*~
Tree perked up. "WOW! So that Wu-dude changed you into cats too! COOL!" she said, hopping around happily.
Trowa muttered, "I don't think so.." But Quatre smiled.
"Yeah it is!"
~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~
Heero sat, staring blankly at a wall of his cage and his owner wandered around looking for something. His mind was reeling. 'Oh, she's a confusing one alright' his mind told him. She wouldn't stick to one name! First she called him Cutie, then Heero, then Little Fluffy, then Ickle Cutie, then Fluffy Heero, and many more too. His head spun.
"Who.. am I?… Where… am I? What am I… to be?" he whispered confusedly. The clothes he wore itched. His bonnet was annoying and got in the way of his vision. And all around he was twitching in confusing and misunderstanding.
"What is going on?!?" he meowed in horror before covering his eyes with his paws an going to sleep.
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TBC…
Tamayo: There I think Im back to my previous writing style! Weird and silly! PLEASE REVIEW I WORSHIP REVIEWERS! THANKS A LOT GUYS! SEE YA ALL NEXT TIME! BTW the flashback was for an anonymus reviewer who called themselves 'ME' because he/she asked why Wufei turned em into cats. BTW Tree and Old Do0d are my own characters so please don't use em without asking! And the Who am I thing that Heero said was from PKMN the first movie LOL I don't know it just popped into my head! See ya!