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What if Kenobi, Yoda, Padme, and Anakin all got stuck in an elevator on their way to the top floor of Naboo's biggest mall???? Chaos I tell you.
Anakin: Why don't we go up to the top floor???? I here thay have some pretty good restaurants.
Yoda: Restaurant food, path to the Dark Side it is. Food from restaurants contains particles....
Anakin: Dude, shut up. Restaurants are...are.....
All (except Anakin): The path to the Dark Side!!!
Anakin: So???
Padme: Anakin, try keeping your head out of your ass for a while.
Anakin: My head is in my ass???
Kenobi: Anakin, maybe you should just shut up. Okay, everyone in the elevator. We're going to a restaurant. Anakin if you want to you can eat something there. You obviously are much to stupid to realize restaurant food is the path to the Dark Side.
Anakin: If you wouldn't have given me those weird "pills" before we came here then maybe I would be a bit sharper.
Kenobi: Those pills were supposed to keep you from having your constant urges to spank Master Yoda.
Padme: Oh goodness......
Yoda: Be at top of building we should be now. Stuck we are.
Anakin: Oh tuskan raider crap.....we're doomed!!!
Kenobi: Um...no...we're stuck.
Yoda: Make best of situation we must.
Padme: Um...exactly how are we supposed to do that??? Anakin....I hate you with a passion. Kenobi...I hate you a little less than Ani. Yoda...strong with the force you are, but you are very, very, very annoying with your inverted speech crap.
Anakin: You hate me??? But what about when we were little???
Padme: Okay...let's get something straight here. You were little. Not me.
Kenobi: Padme...I don't know why you bother. Anakin is just......
Yoda: Sexy you think I am. Wink at me do you. Little Anakin attracted to very old Jedi master he is.
Kenobi: I knew the medicine would wear off very easily.
Padme: I knew it!!! I always thought there was something weird about this.....it.
Anakin: I'm a man!!!
Padme: No, you're just an it. You're not really a man.....and you're not really a woman.
Kenobi: Anyone REALLY clastorphobic besides me???
Yoda: Stop looking at me you must. Being attracted to Jedi master many, many, many times older than you is path to the Dark Side. Control urges you must!!!
Anakin: I wasn't looking at you, you old, green, wrinkly....thing!!!!
Kenobi: Cut the crap. I am very clastorphobic. I think I am going to...to....
Anakin: Oh Jabba crap!!!! No!!! Don't kill me Obi-Wan!!!
Yoda: Kill pathetic boy you must not.
Kenobi: WHY??? I have had it with his constant urges to......you know what??? I GIVE UP!!!
Padme: Yay!!! The elevator is moving!!!
Anakin: Food here I come!!!!
What if Kenobi, Yoda, Padme, and Anakin all got stuck in an elevator on their way to the top floor of Naboo's biggest mall???? Chaos I tell you.
Anakin: Why don't we go up to the top floor???? I here thay have some pretty good restaurants.
Yoda: Restaurant food, path to the Dark Side it is. Food from restaurants contains particles....
Anakin: Dude, shut up. Restaurants are...are.....
All (except Anakin): The path to the Dark Side!!!
Anakin: So???
Padme: Anakin, try keeping your head out of your ass for a while.
Anakin: My head is in my ass???
Kenobi: Anakin, maybe you should just shut up. Okay, everyone in the elevator. We're going to a restaurant. Anakin if you want to you can eat something there. You obviously are much to stupid to realize restaurant food is the path to the Dark Side.
Anakin: If you wouldn't have given me those weird "pills" before we came here then maybe I would be a bit sharper.
Kenobi: Those pills were supposed to keep you from having your constant urges to spank Master Yoda.
Padme: Oh goodness......
Yoda: Be at top of building we should be now. Stuck we are.
Anakin: Oh tuskan raider crap.....we're doomed!!!
Kenobi: Um...no...we're stuck.
Yoda: Make best of situation we must.
Padme: Um...exactly how are we supposed to do that??? Anakin....I hate you with a passion. Kenobi...I hate you a little less than Ani. Yoda...strong with the force you are, but you are very, very, very annoying with your inverted speech crap.
Anakin: You hate me??? But what about when we were little???
Padme: Okay...let's get something straight here. You were little. Not me.
Kenobi: Padme...I don't know why you bother. Anakin is just......
Yoda: Sexy you think I am. Wink at me do you. Little Anakin attracted to very old Jedi master he is.
Kenobi: I knew the medicine would wear off very easily.
Padme: I knew it!!! I always thought there was something weird about this.....it.
Anakin: I'm a man!!!
Padme: No, you're just an it. You're not really a man.....and you're not really a woman.
Kenobi: Anyone REALLY clastorphobic besides me???
Yoda: Stop looking at me you must. Being attracted to Jedi master many, many, many times older than you is path to the Dark Side. Control urges you must!!!
Anakin: I wasn't looking at you, you old, green, wrinkly....thing!!!!
Kenobi: Cut the crap. I am very clastorphobic. I think I am going to...to....
Anakin: Oh Jabba crap!!!! No!!! Don't kill me Obi-Wan!!!
Yoda: Kill pathetic boy you must not.
Kenobi: WHY??? I have had it with his constant urges to......you know what??? I GIVE UP!!!
Padme: Yay!!! The elevator is moving!!!
Anakin: Food here I come!!!!