{I'm sorry it took so long for me to write this, but I was having computer
problems. Of course I was. I'm a bitch who deserves nothing. Here is the
third chapter. Once again, tell me how much you hate it. BYE! –Brittany}
Spike was getting angry. Not your usual, 'I'm pissed at my poker buddies' angry, but 'I'm going to rip someone's throat out' angry. It had been six hours since Buffy had first disappeared, and they were finally going to find her. Spike frowned at the slight smirk on Xander's face. "What are you so smirky about, Harris?"
"Smirky? You've been hanging around us too long. And I was wondering that, if we're going to Egypt, then maybe you might fry."
"What the sodden' hell! Why didn't I think of that?"
"Don't worry Spike I have a spell for you. I found it in one of the books." Willow stepped in once again as peacekeeper. "And by the way, will I have to play nanny for you two the entire time?" She smiled at the thought. "Think of how Buffy would react. The two most mature people n her life acting as pitiful as Bob Hope does. That I can't wait to see." Spike and Xander stood there, dumbfounded, as Willow walked away to start the ritual.
"No insults / crude remarks 'til this is over?" Xander was willing to compromise.
"Deal" The two joined the rest of the scoobies and Dawn. Tara was starting a chant everyone had to say. Willow on the other hand, was doing her own spell, and when she was finished, she threw a cross to Spike to test it. Spike caught the cross and smiled as he held it with ease.
"Alright. Everyone, Let's get started." With that, Willow began weaving a spell. Spike felt dizziness and closed his eyes. When he opened them, he shaded them from the intense desert sun.
"We're here. You're sure this is where we need to be, right?" Dawn was wigged. This was the first time she had been part of a rescue mission. "I mean we aren't in some other place."
"Don't worry Bit. I'm sure this is the place." Spike offered comfort to her before Tara could.
"How could you know that?"
"Because whenever we go somewhere, someone attacks us. And there they are." Xander took over for Spike, having seen the guards coming to them from the palace from afar. "Looks like our welcoming party." The gang waited for the guards to come to them. {A/N The leader was a hermaphrodite with a flock of seagulls hair cut and only one nostril. Just kidding!} They were defiantly in ancient Egypt. The guards wore gold and cloth skirts.
"You are strangers." They said. "Come with us. The Queen would like to meet you. If you are friend. Are you?"
"Yes, we are." Spike answered for them.
"Are you their leader?"
"No. We're all in a group. Technically, we are looking for our leader."
"Very well. Come." The guards started walking away and they followed.
{That sucks! Bye the way, if you are in way offended by how I rip on Xander, please accept my apologies. This is a Spike point of view until I say so. So, I have to rip on him 'til then. I really do think Xander is a great guy. So I'm sorry.}
Spike was getting angry. Not your usual, 'I'm pissed at my poker buddies' angry, but 'I'm going to rip someone's throat out' angry. It had been six hours since Buffy had first disappeared, and they were finally going to find her. Spike frowned at the slight smirk on Xander's face. "What are you so smirky about, Harris?"
"Smirky? You've been hanging around us too long. And I was wondering that, if we're going to Egypt, then maybe you might fry."
"What the sodden' hell! Why didn't I think of that?"
"Don't worry Spike I have a spell for you. I found it in one of the books." Willow stepped in once again as peacekeeper. "And by the way, will I have to play nanny for you two the entire time?" She smiled at the thought. "Think of how Buffy would react. The two most mature people n her life acting as pitiful as Bob Hope does. That I can't wait to see." Spike and Xander stood there, dumbfounded, as Willow walked away to start the ritual.
"No insults / crude remarks 'til this is over?" Xander was willing to compromise.
"Deal" The two joined the rest of the scoobies and Dawn. Tara was starting a chant everyone had to say. Willow on the other hand, was doing her own spell, and when she was finished, she threw a cross to Spike to test it. Spike caught the cross and smiled as he held it with ease.
"Alright. Everyone, Let's get started." With that, Willow began weaving a spell. Spike felt dizziness and closed his eyes. When he opened them, he shaded them from the intense desert sun.
"We're here. You're sure this is where we need to be, right?" Dawn was wigged. This was the first time she had been part of a rescue mission. "I mean we aren't in some other place."
"Don't worry Bit. I'm sure this is the place." Spike offered comfort to her before Tara could.
"How could you know that?"
"Because whenever we go somewhere, someone attacks us. And there they are." Xander took over for Spike, having seen the guards coming to them from the palace from afar. "Looks like our welcoming party." The gang waited for the guards to come to them. {A/N The leader was a hermaphrodite with a flock of seagulls hair cut and only one nostril. Just kidding!} They were defiantly in ancient Egypt. The guards wore gold and cloth skirts.
"You are strangers." They said. "Come with us. The Queen would like to meet you. If you are friend. Are you?"
"Yes, we are." Spike answered for them.
"Are you their leader?"
"No. We're all in a group. Technically, we are looking for our leader."
"Very well. Come." The guards started walking away and they followed.
{That sucks! Bye the way, if you are in way offended by how I rip on Xander, please accept my apologies. This is a Spike point of view until I say so. So, I have to rip on him 'til then. I really do think Xander is a great guy. So I'm sorry.}