*A/n: * It's how the hustle goes, See what the jukebox
knows, put my last quarter on, I play AUTHORITY SONG! * Don't we all wish
we could sing Jimmy Eat World all the time? I do, oh wait, I sing all the
time anyway! Ha Ha. Hello, STITCH reporting from the Smiley Face Insane
Asylum ( SFIA), ok, you got me. I'm not visiting! OK, this is the default
chapter. This chapter is a short story my friends, Pyx, Gimpy, and I
created at lunch one day last week. I'm sure after you read this you will
want to sit with us at lunch! Ok, probably not, but I can wish cant I? The
first chapter of this story (not Default) will start a magnificent
slashtacular voyage. WARNING: the story will be NOTHING BUT PURE
SLASHYNESS! So if you do not like slash, then don't read it. Another
Warning: This is quite disturbing, the short story and the actually story.
It may case nightmares. If the story gives you nightmares, email me and
I'll tell you some good therapists in your area. You all know the drill,
REVIEW! Oh and don't flame THIS crazy person because she owns extremely
freaky hamsters who eat human toenails. Just another warning. REVIEW
child's, or the hamsters will get you, scary huh? If you review, then I'll
sent you your very own scary hamster, a cookie, and a pink hair scrunchy.
Only if it's a good review though (Pyx, this means you! Your legs are
stupid and We rawk!)
Thanks to Gimpy and Pyx for helping me with the excellently scary story! Next time we get together, watch out, cause this only took three minutes, next time we'll have longer!
One day Zim decided to take action and destroy Dib. He walked the twelve-minute walk to the pitiful earth worms house. He stepped up to the front door and just walked in without even knocking!
Dib: ZIM! What are you doing here?
Zim: Gahhhhhh! Pathetic Human! Do you really want to know?
Dib: Yes I really want to know!
Zim: If you want to know that bad… I've come to dance on your head so you will go insane and die!
* Gir pops out of a trashcan *
Gir: Weeeeee! I found a banana!
Zim: Why are you here! Who is guarding the base, I mean house, who is guarding the house!
Gir: Big hair boys sister there
* Gir's eyes go into rainbow color *
Gir: Grooovey!
*Camera cuts to Zim's house were Gaz in engulfed in her Game Slave 2. She looks up at the screen were she can watch whatever is going on at her house*
Gaz: Fucking wierdos
* Camera cuts back to Dibs house as Gaz resumes her Game Slave *]
Dib: Your not going to destroy me Zim! Because… Because…
Zim: Because what?
Dib: Because.... I'm going to kill you first!
* Dib whips around to grab his ray gun and in the process slices Zims throat open.*
Dib: Well, that was unexpected *Gaz enters the house at that moment*
Gaz: You mean to tell me that this whole time you could have just cut his throat with your hair! Your dumb.
* Gir runs over to his master and cries*
Gir: Master! No! .....No! ...No! Oh wait, i'm free now!
Dib: No your not! Your mine now Bitch! Shut up whore.
* Dib slaps Gir, Gaz slaps Dib and the poor robot starts to cry *
Dib: Come on sex slave! It's bed time!
* Dib grabs Gir and Gaz watches horrifies as he brings Gir into his bedroom *
*A/N: So guys, what do you think? This is just a little teaser, the real story will be better, and more slashyer! If that's even a fraise or group of words. Go off now and review! And tell me if you would like to sit with us! LOL.
Thanks to Gimpy and Pyx for helping me with the excellently scary story! Next time we get together, watch out, cause this only took three minutes, next time we'll have longer!
One day Zim decided to take action and destroy Dib. He walked the twelve-minute walk to the pitiful earth worms house. He stepped up to the front door and just walked in without even knocking!
Dib: ZIM! What are you doing here?
Zim: Gahhhhhh! Pathetic Human! Do you really want to know?
Dib: Yes I really want to know!
Zim: If you want to know that bad… I've come to dance on your head so you will go insane and die!
* Gir pops out of a trashcan *
Gir: Weeeeee! I found a banana!
Zim: Why are you here! Who is guarding the base, I mean house, who is guarding the house!
Gir: Big hair boys sister there
* Gir's eyes go into rainbow color *
Gir: Grooovey!
*Camera cuts to Zim's house were Gaz in engulfed in her Game Slave 2. She looks up at the screen were she can watch whatever is going on at her house*
Gaz: Fucking wierdos
* Camera cuts back to Dibs house as Gaz resumes her Game Slave *]
Dib: Your not going to destroy me Zim! Because… Because…
Zim: Because what?
Dib: Because.... I'm going to kill you first!
* Dib whips around to grab his ray gun and in the process slices Zims throat open.*
Dib: Well, that was unexpected *Gaz enters the house at that moment*
Gaz: You mean to tell me that this whole time you could have just cut his throat with your hair! Your dumb.
* Gir runs over to his master and cries*
Gir: Master! No! .....No! ...No! Oh wait, i'm free now!
Dib: No your not! Your mine now Bitch! Shut up whore.
* Dib slaps Gir, Gaz slaps Dib and the poor robot starts to cry *
Dib: Come on sex slave! It's bed time!
* Dib grabs Gir and Gaz watches horrifies as he brings Gir into his bedroom *
*A/N: So guys, what do you think? This is just a little teaser, the real story will be better, and more slashyer! If that's even a fraise or group of words. Go off now and review! And tell me if you would like to sit with us! LOL.