{ Here are my little things that could, couldn't happen or are just plain
funny!}
Harmony: Spike's my platinum baby! He needs me! I take care of him! He takes care of
me! Doesn't he want me?!
Spike: (offstage) Screw you bitch! I only went with you to get laid while I was in
between girlfriends!
***
Spike: I know you'll never love me-
Riley: YES! YES!
Director: Hey fish boy! Wrong everything!
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Xander: How could you sleep with him!?
Anya: Well first we got drunk…
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(the impossible)
Xander: Buffy I hate you!
Anya: Xander shut up and be my orgy buddy!
Xander: Okay! Buffy you and Spike have our blessing upon you and you're wedding!
Buffy: Wedding? (looks slyly ay Spike)
***
(Spike is sitting on a park bench, in vamp face.)
Spike: Damn, the sun is coming up!
9sun comes up and keeps going, setting in less than one second.)
Spike: (after a pause) Okay.
***
(Willow is about to be eaten by vamp)
Willow: Wait just a second! What the bejeezus do you guys always have against me?
Vamp: I don't know! Let's go ask the director.
Director: Get away from me. CUT!
***
(2nd season) (Spike is about to kill Buffy.)
Buffy: Wait! Don't you want to boink me?
Spike: NO BITCH- Actually, yes. Let's go! (Buffy and Spike start kissing)
Director: No! Stop! Wrong season! I didn't know two people could do that!
***
Spike: Did you ever notice that my but is big?
Buffy: Yes but I like it!
Spike: My breasts! They stick out!
Buffy: No they don't!
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Spike: Did you ever notice how a duster looks like a dress from the back? I mean from one side you think hey hot guy! From the other, you think oh my god a hermaphrodite! Do you agree?
Cast: YES!
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Woman: I wish Xander Harris would turn into GIR from invader Zim!
Halfrec: DONE!
Xander: (from afar) AW! Spike had chicken legs! I'm gonna eat you!
Spike: HELP! OH GOD! HELP ME! (laughter and screams heard offstage)
***
Spike: Oh my eyes! My eyes!
Buffy: What!
Spike: I just walked in on Rupert and Olivia!
***
Angel: I love you Buffy.
Buffy: I love you too Spike.
Angel: WHAT! Screw you bitch! If you want him have him! (Angel walks off)
Buffy: Spike you can come out now!
***
Buffy: Yes! I'll marry you Spike! (gazes deeply at Spike)
Director: CUT! Beautiful Buffy. (Buffy still gazes at Spike) Buffy? Hello! Could we get something in between these two?
***
That's all I have for now! See you later!
Harmony: Spike's my platinum baby! He needs me! I take care of him! He takes care of
me! Doesn't he want me?!
Spike: (offstage) Screw you bitch! I only went with you to get laid while I was in
between girlfriends!
***
Spike: I know you'll never love me-
Riley: YES! YES!
Director: Hey fish boy! Wrong everything!
***
Xander: How could you sleep with him!?
Anya: Well first we got drunk…
***
(the impossible)
Xander: Buffy I hate you!
Anya: Xander shut up and be my orgy buddy!
Xander: Okay! Buffy you and Spike have our blessing upon you and you're wedding!
Buffy: Wedding? (looks slyly ay Spike)
***
(Spike is sitting on a park bench, in vamp face.)
Spike: Damn, the sun is coming up!
9sun comes up and keeps going, setting in less than one second.)
Spike: (after a pause) Okay.
***
(Willow is about to be eaten by vamp)
Willow: Wait just a second! What the bejeezus do you guys always have against me?
Vamp: I don't know! Let's go ask the director.
Director: Get away from me. CUT!
***
(2nd season) (Spike is about to kill Buffy.)
Buffy: Wait! Don't you want to boink me?
Spike: NO BITCH- Actually, yes. Let's go! (Buffy and Spike start kissing)
Director: No! Stop! Wrong season! I didn't know two people could do that!
***
Spike: Did you ever notice that my but is big?
Buffy: Yes but I like it!
Spike: My breasts! They stick out!
Buffy: No they don't!
***
Spike: Did you ever notice how a duster looks like a dress from the back? I mean from one side you think hey hot guy! From the other, you think oh my god a hermaphrodite! Do you agree?
Cast: YES!
***
Woman: I wish Xander Harris would turn into GIR from invader Zim!
Halfrec: DONE!
Xander: (from afar) AW! Spike had chicken legs! I'm gonna eat you!
Spike: HELP! OH GOD! HELP ME! (laughter and screams heard offstage)
***
Spike: Oh my eyes! My eyes!
Buffy: What!
Spike: I just walked in on Rupert and Olivia!
***
Angel: I love you Buffy.
Buffy: I love you too Spike.
Angel: WHAT! Screw you bitch! If you want him have him! (Angel walks off)
Buffy: Spike you can come out now!
***
Buffy: Yes! I'll marry you Spike! (gazes deeply at Spike)
Director: CUT! Beautiful Buffy. (Buffy still gazes at Spike) Buffy? Hello! Could we get something in between these two?
***
That's all I have for now! See you later!