*A/N: Ok people, here is the first chapter to what promise to be
an atrocity of a slashy story. WARNING: this story will be nothing but
mushy slash. If you do not enjoy slash, then do not read it. ANOTHER
WARNING: I am a schizophrenic insomniac, I am a freak and a loser. This is
what I do with my time. The disclaimer is in the default chapter, so if you
must know, look there. This story is slashtacular and the plot took three
minutes to think of, so that might explain a lot. This is STITCH signing
off. Read and Review, No one reviews, no one writes.
Chapter 1 " The night that STITCH scares Dib, and some stuff happens with Zim"
The rain hit the window in Zim's room. Although he had been living on the filthy earth planet for close to a year, rain still frightened him to an extreme. This night he took comfort in his lovers arms. He was restless and his other half was dreaming. He glanced at him with his crimson eyes longingly. His member was hardening just at the thought of him. He thought of when he first met him. He was dresses in a long brown dress thingy and his beard had been longer. They had both been complaining to the same waitress and she sat them next to each other. Zim's first thought was how ugly he had been. They got to talking and discovered that they both had a strong will to take over the world. Zim had him move in just a few weeks later and they have been together ever since.
His significant others eyes started to open.
" Hello……" Zim stated as he turned so that their chests were touching. His other half's beard was scratchy. He enjoyed that.
" Hey…….What time is it honey?" He looked him up and down, then he laid his head on Zims shoulder.
" GOD DAMN IT Osama! I have told you more than once you little bitch, don't call me by that despicable earth name. Your such an ignorant little whore sometimes!" Zim threw Osama's head off his shoulder and jumped out of the bed. He reached down and pulled his pants back on. He looked over his shoulder as he was leaving the room. " It's only 10, go to sleep. Slut."
Osama wiped a tear from his face. Zim was so cold sometimes. Why was he like that? He only wanted to show his affection, and using that name seemed like the appropriate thing to do at the time. Zim definitely wore the pants in the relationship (*a/n: Literally!). He sighed as more tears were streaming down his face. He curled up into a ball and cried himself to sleep while listening to the rain hit the window harder than before.
Zim walked into the living room to find Gir watching some idiotic human filth show.
" Gir! What did I tell you about that hideous human worm broadcasting! It will rot your already bad brain."
Gir looked up from the television and stood. He then walked around in a circle.
" But master! You and master Osama were doing the bad thing in your room! So I watched television until you were threw! I was board! Lookey! My squirrel is back!" Gir stopped and ran back to the large television and put his little robot hand on the screen. The Scary Monkey Show had started again. Zim sighed.
" Gir!" He yelled. " That's none of your business. And besides, I need your help in operation on the elementary skool teachers giggling center in her brain." Gir just sat in front of the TV. Zim got up and went down to his lab.
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* Dibs house*
Dib rolled around on his bed, throwing his pillow off into the floor. He was having a nightmare, just like the night before and the night before that. It seemed to him that ever since Zim had come he had had nightmares every night. (*A/N: Italics are his dream)
" No Zim! I was supposed to kill you! Not the other way around!" Zim held a laser gun five inches from Dibs face. He was cornered in an alleyway, beside a trashcan. A rat jumped onto Dibs face at that moment.
" Any last words before I kill you Dib worm? Oh well, to late." At that moment Zim shot the laser at Dib and there was a flash of whitish red light. Dib found himself at the skool. He was walking around the cafeteria, when he herd his classmate Jorge yell out, " Hey look everyone, Dib's naked!" Everyone started to laugh at him. An older girl named STITCH walked by while this was going on. As she passed she stated " Fucking weirdo" under her breath. She sat down at the nearest table and got a pair of blue pants and threw them at Dib. He caught them and put them on. Overwhelmed with joy he raced over to her and hugged her. Shocked she forced him off of her and shrieked. She looked around in her bag as Dib stared at her. She finally found what she was looking for and pointed it at Dib. It was a small handgun. She shot him and his bleeding body lye on the ground. No body seemed to notice and everyone continued to eat.
Dib awoke in a cold sweat. Note to self stay away from STITCH tomorrow, he thought. He knew he would get no more sleep that night so he grabbed a bag of alien equipment and sat on the roof in the rain, trying to intercept alien signals, again.
*A/N: Sorry this was so short. The next chapter will be longer and better. This will probably get tons of flames, but I hope someone out there likes it. Well children, it's like twelve o'clock in the morning and I'm really tired. I haven't had a decent sleep in days. REVIEW my friends, please, for the children?
Chapter 1 " The night that STITCH scares Dib, and some stuff happens with Zim"
The rain hit the window in Zim's room. Although he had been living on the filthy earth planet for close to a year, rain still frightened him to an extreme. This night he took comfort in his lovers arms. He was restless and his other half was dreaming. He glanced at him with his crimson eyes longingly. His member was hardening just at the thought of him. He thought of when he first met him. He was dresses in a long brown dress thingy and his beard had been longer. They had both been complaining to the same waitress and she sat them next to each other. Zim's first thought was how ugly he had been. They got to talking and discovered that they both had a strong will to take over the world. Zim had him move in just a few weeks later and they have been together ever since.
His significant others eyes started to open.
" Hello……" Zim stated as he turned so that their chests were touching. His other half's beard was scratchy. He enjoyed that.
" Hey…….What time is it honey?" He looked him up and down, then he laid his head on Zims shoulder.
" GOD DAMN IT Osama! I have told you more than once you little bitch, don't call me by that despicable earth name. Your such an ignorant little whore sometimes!" Zim threw Osama's head off his shoulder and jumped out of the bed. He reached down and pulled his pants back on. He looked over his shoulder as he was leaving the room. " It's only 10, go to sleep. Slut."
Osama wiped a tear from his face. Zim was so cold sometimes. Why was he like that? He only wanted to show his affection, and using that name seemed like the appropriate thing to do at the time. Zim definitely wore the pants in the relationship (*a/n: Literally!). He sighed as more tears were streaming down his face. He curled up into a ball and cried himself to sleep while listening to the rain hit the window harder than before.
Zim walked into the living room to find Gir watching some idiotic human filth show.
" Gir! What did I tell you about that hideous human worm broadcasting! It will rot your already bad brain."
Gir looked up from the television and stood. He then walked around in a circle.
" But master! You and master Osama were doing the bad thing in your room! So I watched television until you were threw! I was board! Lookey! My squirrel is back!" Gir stopped and ran back to the large television and put his little robot hand on the screen. The Scary Monkey Show had started again. Zim sighed.
" Gir!" He yelled. " That's none of your business. And besides, I need your help in operation on the elementary skool teachers giggling center in her brain." Gir just sat in front of the TV. Zim got up and went down to his lab.
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* Dibs house*
Dib rolled around on his bed, throwing his pillow off into the floor. He was having a nightmare, just like the night before and the night before that. It seemed to him that ever since Zim had come he had had nightmares every night. (*A/N: Italics are his dream)
" No Zim! I was supposed to kill you! Not the other way around!" Zim held a laser gun five inches from Dibs face. He was cornered in an alleyway, beside a trashcan. A rat jumped onto Dibs face at that moment.
" Any last words before I kill you Dib worm? Oh well, to late." At that moment Zim shot the laser at Dib and there was a flash of whitish red light. Dib found himself at the skool. He was walking around the cafeteria, when he herd his classmate Jorge yell out, " Hey look everyone, Dib's naked!" Everyone started to laugh at him. An older girl named STITCH walked by while this was going on. As she passed she stated " Fucking weirdo" under her breath. She sat down at the nearest table and got a pair of blue pants and threw them at Dib. He caught them and put them on. Overwhelmed with joy he raced over to her and hugged her. Shocked she forced him off of her and shrieked. She looked around in her bag as Dib stared at her. She finally found what she was looking for and pointed it at Dib. It was a small handgun. She shot him and his bleeding body lye on the ground. No body seemed to notice and everyone continued to eat.
Dib awoke in a cold sweat. Note to self stay away from STITCH tomorrow, he thought. He knew he would get no more sleep that night so he grabbed a bag of alien equipment and sat on the roof in the rain, trying to intercept alien signals, again.
*A/N: Sorry this was so short. The next chapter will be longer and better. This will probably get tons of flames, but I hope someone out there likes it. Well children, it's like twelve o'clock in the morning and I'm really tired. I haven't had a decent sleep in days. REVIEW my friends, please, for the children?