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Sirius' Christmas
By
Natalia Katina Rodriguez
Chapter One
"PRESENTS!!!!" Sirius screamed the moment he woke up. Of course, it's Christmas, and of course that meant presents. So, naturally, he looked at the edge of his bed to see stocks full of Christmas Present, just for him.
"Presents..." he breathed, "I feel so...loved..THANK YOU EVERYBODY!"
"And no thank you for waking me up!" James said, feeling rather cross that a screaming sixteen-year-old interrupted his beauty sleep. Yes, they are in sixth year and Sirius still screams like an eleven-year-old.
"But Jamsie.."
"James."
"Jamsie, I-"
"James"
"Jamsie, I was-"
"James, James, James! Get it in your head!!!"
"Ok, James." Sirius said. "But Jamsie, I was just-"
"Oh, I give up.." James said, sighing and throwing his hands up in resignation, but I will have my vengeance, SIRI."
"Ok, Jamsie. But I was just screaming because it's Christmas and that means...PRESENTS!!!" Sirius screamed the last word very very very loudly. The entire dormitory woke up all of the sudden..and some even fell off the bed because they were startled. Well, almost everyone woke up. Remus was still asleep.
James shook his head. "Tsk, tsk, Sirius," he said, "you didn't get everyone to wake up. Moony boy here is still sleeping."
"Don't worry about that Prongsy-"
"Prongs."
"Prongsy."
"...Why do I even bother?"
Sirius blinked innocently quite a few times. "Because I'm your best friend and it's natural for us to make fun of your name and you to give up and you are not able to handle me because I am a sixteen year old boy that has a mental age of..of..of.."
"Two?"
"Nope..too old."
"Six months?"
"..well...six months that has quite a number of gulps of sugar will work..."
"Fine that then."
Sirius blinked a few times. "Where was I?"
James shook his head. "I don't know."
Sirius thought very hard, or looked like he was thinking very hard.
James was scared. "What am I looking at? Sirius...thinking? What are you thinking about?"
Sirius said, "I guess I better start again."
James shook his head in despair. The rest of the dormitory was busy opening presents. Remus was busy sleeping. "Why do I even bother?" he said again, which unfortunately started Sirius...again."
"Because I'm your best friend ever since we were kids and it's natural for me to make fun of your name whether it is Jamsie boy or Prongsy and you can't do anything about it and even if you can you won't do it because you like me acting like a six month old baby that swallowed about five million cups of sugar but I am really sixteen years old?"
James had to smile. "Exactly, Padfoot."
Sirius bowed. "Thank you, I am just very smart when it comes to these things." He bowed a few times. No one noticed.
James looked at him. "I think that everyone else is too busy opening presents, Sirius."
"Ah, you forgot our Moony friend, Prongs. He's too busy sleeping."
"Should we wake him up?"
"How?"
Sirius thought.
"Sirius, you are thinking way too much."
"Me? What about you?" He started imitating James. "Lily! Oh Lily!! I love you Lily!!! I think of you day and night!!!!"
James threw a pillow at him. "That's a completely different thing, Siri."
"No it's not."
"Yes it is."
"No"
"Yes"
"No"
"Yes"
"NO!"
"YES!!"
"NO!!!"
"SHUT UP!!!!" Remus suddenly shouted throwing his pillow at Sirius. Of course once he's awake he's awake.
"REMMY!" Sirius cried. "It's Christmas!"
"Oh, whoopee." said Remus. "And I was hoping to have a sleep in today."
"But it's Christmas today!" Sirius said, his mouth hanging open.
"I know that you dolt!" Remus said, a smile forming on his face. "Did you actually think I'm sleeping in?"
"But you said..-"
"You are so gullible, Sirius." James said, throwing another pillow at him.
"HEY! Why am I the pillow target here?!"
"Because you're fun to hit." said Remus. "How long have I been asleep-"
"Ever since yesterday night after we raided the kitchens and eaten all their food." Sirius said intelligently. "That's about....eight hours, forty four minutes, sixteen seconds." Sirius looked proud of himself.
James and Remus just looked at Sirius in the you-are-so-dumb way.
"Padfoot," said James, "I think that Moony meant how long has been asleep ever since we woke up."
Sirius blinked a few times. "Oh."
"Oh." Remus imitated.
Sirius blinked some more. "Oh, in that case then, six minutes and sixteen seconds."
It was Remus' turn to blink a few times now. "Oh."
James looked suspicious. "You're making that up, right?"
Sirius screamed.
"WHAT THE-"
"MY EARS!!!!"
Sirius stopped screaming.
"WHY DID YOU SCREAM?!" Remus bellowed.
James blinked. "Remus bellowed?"
That's right, Remus bellowed.
"I bellowed?"
"Yes, Remus bellowed!" Sirius said. "Anyway, I screamed because..I felt like it!"
"Huh?"
"WHAT?"
"You two are slow at catching up."
"Thank you for that comment doggie boy." James said sarcastically.
"No problem, Prongsy. Now who wants to scream in the girl's dormitory and annoy Lily?"
End of Chapter 1
How'd you like it? I can just imagine Sirius screaming his head off...You like? Not like? Please tell!!!!
Nat
Sirius' Christmas
By
Natalia Katina Rodriguez
Chapter One
"PRESENTS!!!!" Sirius screamed the moment he woke up. Of course, it's Christmas, and of course that meant presents. So, naturally, he looked at the edge of his bed to see stocks full of Christmas Present, just for him.
"Presents..." he breathed, "I feel so...loved..THANK YOU EVERYBODY!"
"And no thank you for waking me up!" James said, feeling rather cross that a screaming sixteen-year-old interrupted his beauty sleep. Yes, they are in sixth year and Sirius still screams like an eleven-year-old.
"But Jamsie.."
"James."
"Jamsie, I-"
"James"
"Jamsie, I was-"
"James, James, James! Get it in your head!!!"
"Ok, James." Sirius said. "But Jamsie, I was just-"
"Oh, I give up.." James said, sighing and throwing his hands up in resignation, but I will have my vengeance, SIRI."
"Ok, Jamsie. But I was just screaming because it's Christmas and that means...PRESENTS!!!" Sirius screamed the last word very very very loudly. The entire dormitory woke up all of the sudden..and some even fell off the bed because they were startled. Well, almost everyone woke up. Remus was still asleep.
James shook his head. "Tsk, tsk, Sirius," he said, "you didn't get everyone to wake up. Moony boy here is still sleeping."
"Don't worry about that Prongsy-"
"Prongs."
"Prongsy."
"...Why do I even bother?"
Sirius blinked innocently quite a few times. "Because I'm your best friend and it's natural for us to make fun of your name and you to give up and you are not able to handle me because I am a sixteen year old boy that has a mental age of..of..of.."
"Two?"
"Nope..too old."
"Six months?"
"..well...six months that has quite a number of gulps of sugar will work..."
"Fine that then."
Sirius blinked a few times. "Where was I?"
James shook his head. "I don't know."
Sirius thought very hard, or looked like he was thinking very hard.
James was scared. "What am I looking at? Sirius...thinking? What are you thinking about?"
Sirius said, "I guess I better start again."
James shook his head in despair. The rest of the dormitory was busy opening presents. Remus was busy sleeping. "Why do I even bother?" he said again, which unfortunately started Sirius...again."
"Because I'm your best friend ever since we were kids and it's natural for me to make fun of your name whether it is Jamsie boy or Prongsy and you can't do anything about it and even if you can you won't do it because you like me acting like a six month old baby that swallowed about five million cups of sugar but I am really sixteen years old?"
James had to smile. "Exactly, Padfoot."
Sirius bowed. "Thank you, I am just very smart when it comes to these things." He bowed a few times. No one noticed.
James looked at him. "I think that everyone else is too busy opening presents, Sirius."
"Ah, you forgot our Moony friend, Prongs. He's too busy sleeping."
"Should we wake him up?"
"How?"
Sirius thought.
"Sirius, you are thinking way too much."
"Me? What about you?" He started imitating James. "Lily! Oh Lily!! I love you Lily!!! I think of you day and night!!!!"
James threw a pillow at him. "That's a completely different thing, Siri."
"No it's not."
"Yes it is."
"No"
"Yes"
"No"
"Yes"
"NO!"
"YES!!"
"NO!!!"
"SHUT UP!!!!" Remus suddenly shouted throwing his pillow at Sirius. Of course once he's awake he's awake.
"REMMY!" Sirius cried. "It's Christmas!"
"Oh, whoopee." said Remus. "And I was hoping to have a sleep in today."
"But it's Christmas today!" Sirius said, his mouth hanging open.
"I know that you dolt!" Remus said, a smile forming on his face. "Did you actually think I'm sleeping in?"
"But you said..-"
"You are so gullible, Sirius." James said, throwing another pillow at him.
"HEY! Why am I the pillow target here?!"
"Because you're fun to hit." said Remus. "How long have I been asleep-"
"Ever since yesterday night after we raided the kitchens and eaten all their food." Sirius said intelligently. "That's about....eight hours, forty four minutes, sixteen seconds." Sirius looked proud of himself.
James and Remus just looked at Sirius in the you-are-so-dumb way.
"Padfoot," said James, "I think that Moony meant how long has been asleep ever since we woke up."
Sirius blinked a few times. "Oh."
"Oh." Remus imitated.
Sirius blinked some more. "Oh, in that case then, six minutes and sixteen seconds."
It was Remus' turn to blink a few times now. "Oh."
James looked suspicious. "You're making that up, right?"
Sirius screamed.
"WHAT THE-"
"MY EARS!!!!"
Sirius stopped screaming.
"WHY DID YOU SCREAM?!" Remus bellowed.
James blinked. "Remus bellowed?"
That's right, Remus bellowed.
"I bellowed?"
"Yes, Remus bellowed!" Sirius said. "Anyway, I screamed because..I felt like it!"
"Huh?"
"WHAT?"
"You two are slow at catching up."
"Thank you for that comment doggie boy." James said sarcastically.
"No problem, Prongsy. Now who wants to scream in the girl's dormitory and annoy Lily?"
End of Chapter 1
How'd you like it? I can just imagine Sirius screaming his head off...You like? Not like? Please tell!!!!
Nat