Sirius' Christmas
Chapter Two!
"You do know," Remus said, "that by doing this, you are seriously putting your friendship with a certain Lily Evans at risk."
Remus, James and Sirius were walking towards the girl's dormitory where Lily and the rest of the sixth year girls slept. Sirius and James were loaded with Filibuster Fireworks in their arms. They stopped as Remus began talking.
"Well," Sirius said, "she might get angry with us-"
"She'll definitely get angry with us." said Remus.
"She might pretend that she doesn't know you and she has never met us before in our entire lives." added James.
"She'll definitely do that."
"She might not help us with Charms homework."
"She never does," said James. "Something about being responsible enough at our age to work out what spells do and don't."
"Right."
"Definitely."
'Or of course, there's the possibility of her taking vengeance in every way possible." concluded Sirius.
"So, you're not gonna do it anymore?" said Remus hopefully.
"And not see Mt. Evans blowing up?" said Sirius. "No way!"
"I'm there!" added James.
Remus sighed. I gave it my best shot, he thought. Lily better not be angry with me, maybe I should petend that I was sleepwalking the whole time.....
"Nope, you're not sleepwalking." said James.
Remus' eyes opened wide. "How did you...?"
"Some invisible power told me!" (A/n: E.g. ME! ^^)
Sirius sighed. "I can just see it now! James and his incredible magical invisible power!"
"Sirius," said Remus.
"Yes Moony moon?"
Remus cringed at the nickname. "Don't do that."
"Sure, moony moon."
Remus sighed. "Why do I even bother?"
Sirius blinked and acted his most innocent face. "Because we're best friends and you never let me down and you can never get angry with me because I am your best friend, well at least one of your best friends that always help you out and take the blame whenever you are in those rare calamities that you have been accused of?"
"....huh?"
"Because we're-"
"Padfoot, we get the point."
"But I-"
"We get the point."
"...ok, Prongs..."
James sighed at Remus. "And I thought that you were the sensible one in the group."
"But I AM!"
No, you're not.
"Sh! Did you hear something?" said James.
"Prongs, first it was some invisible power that told you, and now, you're hearing things." said Sirius, "What next? A thousand flying pig will come and land on top of you?"
"No, of course not, there's no such thing as me hearing voices."
"But I'm telling you! I am the senible one in the group!"
"Of course you are," said Sirius. "You're the one who does homework a week before it's due."
"I'm just being organised."
"You're just being organised, of course."
"Padfoot, don't be mean."
"I'm not mean, Prongs, am I mean Moony?"
"Yes."
"Sorry Moony"
"All right. But I still don't think that this is not such a good idea."
Sirius sighed. "Moony, you're idea of a good toime is to spend three hours in the library looking up what dark creatures we are going to have to face when we become adults."
"What's so wrong about that?"
James and Sirius stared. "EVERYTHING!"
Remus blinked. "Oh...ok...so you want me to go to the Slytherin common room right now and burn the house down?"
Sirius leaped like a tiny three year old. "Oooh..can ya huh? Can ya Can ya Can ya Can ya??!!!"
"Er....no.."
".oh.."
Jame sighed again, feeling impatient. "Are we just gonna stand here and do nothing or are we actually gonna go in there and tease the hell out of a certain Lily Evans?!"
"It's like teasing Snape-"
"HEY! THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND!"
Remus looked at James. "Snape's your girlfriend?"
James stared, dumbstruck. "NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!! LILY'S MY GIRFRIEND!!!"
Sirius looked around for a perfect place to hide from James, and seeing none, he used his charm.
"Look, Jamsie boy, it's Christmas.."
"I know it's Christmas, I'm just going to give you a present."
"This is gonna be fun." said Remus. Maybe they'll forget about Lily afterall.
"You know...spirit of Christmas....love and peace..."
"Oh, I love Lily, yes and I am going to tear you to pieces..."
"That's not exactly what I meant....HELP!!!"
James covered his mouth. "SH! Do you want Mt. Evans to wake up?!"
They haven't forgotten.
"Er...no.."
"Good."
"Does this mean that you're not angry with me?"
"How can I be angry at you Padfoot?"
"....you know you're right, you can't."
James beamed and so did Sirius. Remus thought that they were both lunatics.
"Do you feel like a lunatic, James?"
"Yeah. Do you?"
"Definitely. Moony?"
"On the verge of."
"Wonder why?" said James.
Sirius shrugged. "Christmas spirit?"
"Probably."
"Or the fact that you have two more lunatic friends with you during Christmas."
"But you are enjoying Christmas right?"
"Of course!" The Remus thought of a good idea that he almost ounched himself for not thinking of it in the first place. Almost. "In fact, I'm in so much good spirit that why do'nt we just go to our rooms and open up out presents."
"Yeah, yeah, after we annoy Mt. Evans." said Sirius, who was already walking again.
Well, it was worth a shot.
Remus thought as he followed James and Sirius. Now, how to avoid a very
excrutiating death.....
End of Chapter Two!
Yes, I do add little notes that I
was talking to james up there, but it only come once or twice in the chapter,
I swear! You like? Not like? Suggestions are very welcome!
Tathiel