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Author's Note: Your opinions have been taken into consideration; the results will be forthcoming (probably next chapter.) So that means if you have an opinion for the questions at the end of the last chapter you can still post it in your REVIEW, which I know you all do for every chapter. Now, I know the last chapter was a little odd, and the internal dialogue got fucked because it stopped doing bold and italics, but this chapter is Chloe and Lex (again!).
Chapter 12: Hands Up All Those Who Enjoy Being Inappropriate.
"Nu huh!"
"Yeah!"
"Nu huh!"
"Yeah!"
"Nu hu.. Fuck this, for the last time Lex I do not look at your ass whenever it's in my eye line."
"You do, I mean it's just embarrassing."
"Even if I did, which I don't, you would have no way of knowing. You don't have eyes in the back of your head, face it they'd be way obvious."
"Chloe, you stare so hard I can feel it, I can."
"Shut up, you liar!" She emphasised her point by throwing a cushion at his head.
"Make me." He smirked, having ducked his girlfriend's projectile.
"Fine." Chloe pulled herself onto her knees, and edged towards Lex, who was further down the huge couch. She slid beside him and rolled on top, pressing her lips to his in a long passionate kiss. In no time at all they were wrapped around each other in a mass of limbs, lips and libidos.
They didn't hear the angry pounding of Armani dress shoes headed down the hall towards the main lounge. They were dimly aware the door was opened, but they were still shocked when they heard an incredibly angry voice.
"Alexander James Luthor, will you please stop fucking about."
Chloe and Lex split apart slightly, and saw Lionel for the first time. Chloe buried her head in Lex's shoulder, while he pasted a huge fake grin on his face and addressed his father.
"We hadn't actually reached that part yet." Which acted as a cue for Chloe to groan with embarrassment.
"Metaphorically or literally, you are fucking about if you are not in your office ready for our scheduled meeting."
Shit, Lex you are a dumbass.
"Now, maybe your lady friend would like to leave, this is hardly appropriate behaviour with Miss. Sullivan in the house." Lionel swept out of the room and towards Lex's office.
"Maybe I'd better disappear before he figures it out." Chloe said suppressing the same fit of giggles that was threatening Lex.
"Where're you gonna go?"
"The Talon, I'll go gossip with Lana." Chloe, hated to admit it, but when she was bored it was Lana she liked to go to for a chat, it was purely coincidence that Lana worked in a place that a) served coffee and b) was frequented by her boyfriend who, if given the right incentive, could obtain her cups of coffee from the money he had left over from buying small countries.
"Bye." Lex said adjusting the last of his hastily replaced clothes and giving her a kiss.
"Bye." Said Chloe, kissing him back and rearranging her own attire.
A short while later, Chloe was sat in the Talon drinking a large cappuccino and talking to Lana.
"He didn't?" Lana asked in a shocked whisper.
"He did." Chloe replied nodding sagely.
"Right as you were about to?"
"Yeah, and he said it was inappropriate for Lex to be doing it with me in the house."
"He didn't recognise you?"
"No."
"That was lucky."
"No kidding. It was even luckier he didn't arrive a few minutes later."
Lana started to nod, before catching Chloe's drift and then descending into a fit of the 'girly giggles', which Chloe readily joined in on.
Clark was watching from afar, it surprised him how close Lana and Chloe had gotten over the last few months. He remembered how they'd been at each other's throats almost non-stop after Lana and Whitney broke up and Lana had made a move on Lex rather than Clark. Chloe had called Lana a 'Laker girl wannabe whore,' while Lana, in uncharacteristically bitchy mode had called Chloe a 'fucking John Hughes heroine-never-gonnabe.' Then suddenly they couldn't have been closer if they'd had an accident with crazy glue.
What Clark didn't know, and was probably better off not knowing, was that about three months ago, Lana had been in the stock room doing a stock take when Lex had found himself the unwitting, though more than willing, recipient of a booty call from Chloe. She'd had to stand in a dark corner keeping as still and quiet as possible waiting for them to stop, and leave. When Chloe had started to undo Lex's shirt, Lana had decided to take action and had caught Chloe's attention. Chloe had managed to get Lex out by saying she thought they would be less likely to be disturbed out the back. She'd then sworn Lana to secrecy, but kept her well up to date on all the details. Lana had been surprisingly understanding once she realised Chloe had seen her as a 'threat' to her relationship with Lex. In fact, what Clark didn't realise was that it was Lana's covering for Lex and Chloe that had led to her seeing Clark in whole new light and finally deciding to put him out of his misery.
Lex was as oblivious to all this as Clark, so he had no idea why Chloe and Lana burst into hysterics at the mention of his father, nor why they started again when he suggested their actions were inappropriate. When he attempted to ask Chloe, after Lana had gone get Clark, she has just told him that if he played nicely with her friends for the next half hour, she'd show him a whole new definition of 'inappropriate'.