Chapter 1- an oboe
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Claimer- I claim all characters, mwahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahaha...
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It all started with an oboe.
The one oboe.
Little did they know that it would take them all to victory.

It was a bright and sunny morning down in the land of double reeds.
Little did they know that the french horns were secretly planing an attack on the oboe/basson confederation.

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(french horns)
"Captain, are you sure this is the right time to attack?"
"Yes Fredrick, WE ATTACK AT DAWN, mwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..."
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Little Sammy was an oboe (she was always depressed because she was so short.)
*Sigh* now even Bobby bassoon won't practice with me. I'll show them.
at least Persis (pronounce Per-sis) oboe is still my friend.
*thinking* I'm gonna head over to Persis's, she always welcomes me with cookies
As Sammy walked along the road to Persis's, she passed Bobby's house
"I think i'll stop by and see if Bobby will practice with me"
She walked into Bobby's house and called "Bobby, Bobby..."
After about two minuets (duh, i did that on purpose) Bobby appeared
"What do you want?"
"well, I was wondering if you'd like to practice w/ me, I got a new Mozart book"
Bobby pulled Sammy into the shawdows,
"I can't let anybody know i'm ur friend, they'll all turn on me"
disguisted, Sammy said, "Like you turned on me, I don't like you one bit any more, I hope all your reeds break!!!"
*GASP*
Sammy quickly left Bobby's and headed to Persis's across town.

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(french horns)
"Fredrick, have you prepaired all of our reed smashing tools???"
"Yes sir, I even got a screwdriver, that'll show them"
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