Disclaimer: The song is Eminem's. The show belongs to Joss. I own nuttin'.
Summary: Without Me, slayer style.
"Anyanka, Real Name No Gimmicks…"
{The Gorches are circling Buffy"}
BUFFY: Two trailer park vamps go round the outside,
round the outside, round the outside.
Two trailer park vamps go round the outside,
round the outside, round the outside.
{Ducks as they try to punch her, then stakes them.}
WILLOW: "Oooooohhhhh!"
XANDER: Guess who's back, back again
Buffy's back, tell a friend.
MASTER: Guess who's back?
DARLA: Guess who's back?
SPIKE: Guess who's back?
DRUSILLA: Guess who's back?
ANGELUS: Guess who's back?
MAYOR: Guess who's back?
GLORY: Guess who's back?
{Harmony and Giles are arguing.}
GILES: For God's sake Harmony! I told you to wear a bunny costume!
{Harmony looks down at her Playboy bunny costume.}
HARMONY: But I am!
GILES: Gaaaaaaah!
{Harmony shrugs.}
HARMONY: {Shakes head and makes self look unhappy.}BUFFY: I've created a monster, cuz nobody wants to
See Buffy no more they want Slayer
I'm chopped liver
Well if you want Slayer, then this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of me mixed with some butt kickin'
A rush jump startin' my heart quicker
Then a shock when I'm pulled from the grave
By Willow when I'm not cooperating
While I rock the coffin when the spells operating "Hey"
You waited this long to start resurrecting
So what were you really expecting
I know you got issues of your own Scoobies
But my death and revival is complicated
So the PtB won't let me be
Or let me be me so let me see
Try to make me less risky
But it feels so empty without me
So come on vamp, call me a tramp
Try to fight I'll raise it an amp
And get ready cuz this is about to get heavy
I got a bunch of problems ,so fight already
Freaky hellions, Hellmouth's rebellious
I'm convinced that this is the fault of Joss
I'm feeling like death is helpless
When suddenly the End of Days is fixing that loss
A visionary, vision is scary, could start an apocalypse
End all my playful riffs, a rebel
Notice me whine and bask,
In the fact that I got everyone kissin' my ass
And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe
The whole world's in trouble if it is lacking me
Well I'm back na na na na na na stakes flyin'
Keeping Sunnydale's innocents from dyin'
Killing vampires with a splinter
Spring, Summer, Fall, 'n Winter
It's interesting, no one notices the wrestling
While I keep baddies from nesting
Testing "Attention Please"
See me get thrown against a tree
Nothing in this cosmos is free
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy
Cuz it feels so empty without me
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy
Cuz it feels so empty without me
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy
Cuz it feels so empty without me
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy
Cuz it feels so empty without me
A tisk-it a task-it
I'll go tit for tat with anybody who can really hit
Riley, you can try to be wily
Getting sucked by vamp ho's with a big smiley
And all you Initiative freaks on speed
You make me sick with your greed
You don't know me, you're too stoned
It's over, the GI act is so old
So let's go, I'm pumped for the signal
I'll show up with all new quips and insults
I've used everything from a branch to a pencil
I really hate prophecies and symbols
But sometimes it just kind of seems
Everybody only wants to target me
So this must mean that I'm Miss Thing
But it's just me, I'm just the queen
I'm not trying for a controversy
Just everyone won't let me be
I sometimes live so selfishly
I just wish I could be wealthy [Hey]
Here's a concept that works
Two other Vampire Slayers emerged
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It'll be so empty without me
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy
Cuz it feels so empty without me
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy
Cuz it feels so empty without me
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy
Cuz it feels so empty without me
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy
Cuz it feels so empty without me
Hum dei la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la
Hum dei la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la
" Grrrrr-Arrrgh!"
