Sanosuke's Wallet.

Written by Hikaru Inverse and GT Onizuka Eikichi. (Present times…yes our century.)

Outside the Kamiya dojo's door was a drunken Sanosuke who looked very stupid. "Not again! Too much sake again! Kenshin! Help me!" Kaoru said dragging Sano's body into her dojo. "ORO?! Not again?" Kenshin said carrying…well actually dragging Sanosuke to the guest room. "What's the racket!" Yahiko came out with a dizzy looking face. "Go back to sleep Yahiko-chan." Kaoru said. "Don't call me chan!" he said. "Whatever." She said and went back to her room. Yahiko looked at Kenshin who was dragging Sano. Suddenly Sano's wallet fell out of his pocket. " What is this? Eh Sanosuke's wallet. Heh I should give it back but seems to me that Sano's too drunk to even notice anything." Yahiko said with a grin. He took the wallet and went to his room.

"What a lousy punk! Not a single coin?" Yahiko complained. "Holy shit! Get a load of these pictures!" Yahiko said looking at the pictures.

List Of what Sanosuke has in his wallet.

A picture of him and his mentor A picture of the RK gang Megumi's picture (surprisingly) Megumi in a black longerie looking ever so evil and sexy . (Oh my god!) A picture of Sanosuke carrying a little boy with Megumi standing beside him. Sano in his thong and a his Zanbatou (Fangirls drooling) A close up picture of Megumi smiling Seductively "This is unbelievable. My god." Yahiko said. A picture ahem let me rephrase that. A wedding Picture. A second look at Megumi and Sanosuke's wedding picture. A PICTURE OF SANO AND MEGUMI KISSING A picture of Megumi in a bikini in Hawaii And finally…cough…cough…(Hikaru: I didn't write this) a condom. Strawberry flavoured. Cough.

" Eh?! Gross! He keeps a condom! And Sanosuke and Megumi are secretly married and they have a son?!" Yahiko said in disbelieve. "To think the both of them are always scolding each other. Guess I can't make fun of them anymore damn!" Yahiko complained. Suddenly the door to Yahiko's room open. "So you've been looking at my pictures without my permission!" Sanosuke said. He was somber. 'DIE! OH SHIT!' Yahiko thought. "You've found out Kitsune and me are married even with a child didn't you?" he said angrily. "I'm sorry! I won't tell anyone! Here take this back!" Yahiko said giving the wallet back. Sanosuke's condom fell out of it. Sanosuke blushed. "I forgive you this time but because you made a mistake, I will call you Yahiko chan forever! Nyahahahaha!" Sanosuke said and left the room. "Damn that Sano!" Yahiko said. "Eh? Where's my wallet?! Shit!"

THE END

A/N: Sano stole Yahiko's wallet! When he wasn't looking. Now Yahiko's frantically searching for it, which gives Sano time to look the contents of Yahiko's wallet. "My god! Full of Tsubame's pictures! That naughty boy!" Sanosuke said as he laughed.