(A/N And because of the threat of cruel and unusual punishment I bring you chapter 24.)

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The Story With No Title

How to Provoke Someone





Paullina eventually broke off the kiss and she had to keep a tight hold onto Beleg, as his legs didn't seem to want to support him. Finding his voice Beleg spoke. "If you did not look like a man I would have enjoyed that."

Paullina smiled, but Liriel groaned loudly. Paullina patted Beleg's face and pinched his cheek. "That's okay, I understand Snookums."

"Snookums?" Beleg got wide eyed.

"SNOOKUMS!" Paullina glanced over to Liriel, who seemed madder than she ever had seen her. The rest of the elves in the room were dumb with shock. Paullina was still quite pissed with Liriel so she came up with yet another mischievous idea and acted on it.

Paullina swooped Beleg up in her arms and looked up him. 'Poor Beleg, I hope I don't traumatize him too much' "Snookums, let's get married."

Paullina wasn't quite sure what she expected, but it was more than satisfying. Liriel screamed outright and Beleg got that wide-eyed frightened Elijah Wood as Frodo look. Then Paullina strode out of the room with her elven burden.

Walking down the hall she noticed that Beleg weighed quite a bit. 'I wonder why people think elves are light just cause they walk lightly. Well, this elf definitely could loose some weight.' After this thought she saw an open door up ahead and went through. It was a small sitting room, which was empty, thankfully. She set Beleg down and looked at him. He was still in shock, but he came out of it and spoke.

"Paul…Paullina…what was that about?" 'Poor Beleg'

"It's okay Beleg. I only did that to irritate Liriel. Did you see the look on her face? Ha! You should have seen the look on your face too." Paullina began to giggle and then laugh. Beleg stood by not quite sure of what to make of it all, but Paullina's laughter was infectious and he joined in.

Very soon they were laughing loud and hard and they both fell to their knees. They continued laughing for several minutes, lying on the ground helpless with mirth. They were so oblivious to their surroundings that they did not notice the large entourage of elves preceded by Elrond that had just entered the room.

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(A/N Sorry you have no ideas for "Phone Convos" Brilaglar, it's okay.)