Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon, nor do I own Discworld.



Authors note: this is sort of a crossover, it uses certain elements of Discworld and could actually use it itself, and it would help if you read a Discworld novel or a Discworld Fanfiction.



In the deepest part of the ocean, on the most remote world, there is a fish. This creature is blind and dumb and very small. And for all of the harmlessness that it is, it has an enemy. The Auditors of Reality hate this fish with a passion, complete and boiling. And if they hate this fish, then what do they think of Humanity?

One said, This planet should not be able to exist.

One said, We agree. It follows no rules.

One said, How will we remedy this problem.

One said, The way we always do.

One said, What of the others? Do they have a say?

One said, No. It is not of there concern.

One said, What of the Light Fantastic? They will surely try to stop us.

One said, Let them try. We shall succeed here. Even though we have had failures before.

One said, How will we succeed here? We have noticed the incompetence of our self before.

One said, We will do it ourselves and we shall use the inhabitants against themselves.

One said, A very good plan. Success shall not escape us here.

The Creator of the multiverse and the Death of Galaxies, Azreal, looked onto the conspiring Auditors. "Shall we tell the Light Fantastic about the Auditors plans?" the Creator asked. NO, THEY ALREADY KNOW OF THE PLANS AND SEAK OUT A REPRESENTIVE TO FIGHT THE AUDITORS. Azreal said in his hollow, booming voice that didn't bother to go through your ears. "Ah, and you remembered that right?" asked the Creator. YES, I DID. Azreal said. "Well then, we have nothing to worry about then, so I will deal the cards." The Creator said, pulling out a Caroc card set. DO WE HAVE TO PLAY CRIPPLE MR ONION AGAIN? Azreal asked. "Yes, we do." Was the Creators response.

~Do we have to use this one?~ Helix said. ~Of course he will suit are needs perfectly.~ Gerner answered. ~I agree with Helix. The other one seems to be better at the task to be presented.~ Unli said. ~No, the other one has much responsibility on his shoulders already. It is not our right to place this extra weight.~ Gerner said. ~I agree with you but he is extremely arrogant, ignorant, crude, and he is a moron. Besides, it would be easier to use someone from the Disc, like I suggested.~ Helix said. ~Really and interrupt the balance of that fragile world. No, besides he should be able to do it with our assistance.~ Gerner said. ~What if he refuses, we don't have that much time to stop the Auditors.~ Unli said. ~He won't. He should accept his destiny. And if he doesn't, we will have to convince him, which shouldn't be that hard to do. Are we all agreed then?~ Gerner said. ~Yes~ was the other two's response.

The three beings that made up the Light Fantastic, were flitting around the one the chose, unnoticed, for time had stopped. If anyone saw them, they would appeared to be creature shaped light that was bounded. And around there chosen they danced, as they are light. Gerner snapped his fingers and the figure came out of the blue hue and had quite a shock. "Oh God. Oh God. It has happened. I have gone insane." The person said. ~Ah. Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Gerner, of the Light fantastic. And we have a job, no its more of a quest, for you to do, Mr. Oak.~ Gerner said in the most cheerful voice he could muster.

Here is the first chapter of the, I think first serious Discworld/Pokemon crossover. And I would have to admit that some of it was semi inspired by Dragoness writings. So review and read.