Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon, nor do I own Discworld.



Authors notes: If you are wondering why I added Fate and the Lady, I always had this idea that they were not anchored down to the Discworld. And there will be some romance in this, but if you read my profile, you will know what that means. Here is a hint, starts with an 'E.' I know what you are thinking, 'It's a million-to-one chance' well on the Discworld, million-to-one chances crop up nine times out of ten.



"Hello, dear. We would have two cups of Red Curry Mountain coffee. Please." Helix asked the waitress. "I'm sorry, I don't think we have that." The waitress said. "Are you sure?" Helix said as he snapped his fingers. "Why don't you go check and two cups." He added as the waitress left to get there coffee. "Why didn't you let me order?" Gary asked. "Don't worry. Red Curry Mountain is just plain coffee." Helix said. A few minutes later, there coffee came and Gary drank his down. "Not bad, not bad at alllllhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!" Gary screamed. When he was drinking it, he heard a slight hiss, but he put no thought on it. And all he could do was scream, until he fainted from the agony. "I knew you were a moron." Helix said, as he pulled out a bottle of Bearhugger from his coat pocket and poured half of it into his cup. Taking a large sip from his cup, he let out a loud whew. "Man, this stuff is strong." He said.

About half an hour later, Gary woke up. "My head. Owwwwwwww. What happened.?" He moaned. "Mmmm… nothing much. You just screamed yourself into unconsciousness. You actually took it quite well. Most people don't know what to do when they knurd." Helix said. "Here, take a nice, long, slow drink of this." Helix said, handing a bottle to Gary. Gary took the bottle and did take a long drink of it. Almost immediately, he started to cough. "What is this stuff?" he wheezed. "Nothing. Just some Bearhugger whiskey. Says here each bottle is aged seven and a half minutes. At most." Helix said. After he said that, Gary fainted again, letting out a low 'Awwwwwww.' Helix let out a deep sigh. "Can't hold your coffee and you can't hold your alcohol."

Helix was muttering to himself. For the past 10 minutes he was carrying an unconscious Gary, fireman style. "Sod this." He said loudly. Looking to see that no one was around he did something. What he did was put a envelope of green light around him and Gary, and he shot off like a bolt of lightning. (Okay, it was more light then ning, but that is because lighting isn't as fast as you think, it has to de-- you don't need to know that, and I don't have the time to talk of it. But anyway back to the story). And they made good time getting to, what Gary called a Pokemon Center which happened to be on the other side of the fairly large town. The only problem was that when going the speed of light, it is hard to stop. And even though he went back to normal, inertia did the rest. "Ohbugger, ohbugger, ohbugger!!!!!!" Helix screamed as he went through the doors and three walls. And he landed with a great crash as Gary was lying in the lobby of the center, the bottle of Bearhugger broke and the whiskey in it formed a pool around him. Helix then slipped into unconsciousness.

Okay, fourth chapter done. And I would like to request that people who read this tell me what they think, as I like good reviews. I also like bad review, but I prefer good ones. So review and read.