This is a parody of the song "Love Sandwich" by Nerf Herder. I don't remember what gave me the idea; I think I was reading a Newsies fic while listening to music and it just happened... Read and review... I don't care if you flame me, I would probably flame me, or think it was hilariously funny... Onwards!

Disclaimer: I don't own Newsies and I don't own the song "Love Sandwich" Disney owns Newsies and "Love Sandwich is owned by Nerf Herder. No suing unless you want my mind, Bitch-bitch and Bitchkin.

Love Sandwich... Served Up Newsie Style

Sung by Spot Conlon (It just seemed to fit considering his attitude...)

Girl sometimes you're hungry, you want something to eat

You don't want any sauerkraut; yes you want a lot of meat.

You don't want no pastrami, and no corned beef on rye,

Girl there's only one kind of sandwich that's really gonna satisfy,

LOVE SANDWICH! Love sandwich uh-huh

LOVE SANDWICH! Love sandwich uh-huh

This ain't the kind of snack that you get from your Kloppy,

Your Kloppy ain't never seen such a whole lot of salami.

Girl I'm gonna take you down a super fantastic lane,

Cause baby you ain't had nothing till you've had my pimpin cane.

LOVE SANDWICH! Love sandwich uh-huh

LOVE SANDWICH! Love sandwich uh-huh

Awww yeah!

Yeah, you, and me, and Skittery, makes three. And Race has got the video

And Race has got the video.

Yeah, you, and me, and Skittery, makes three. And Race has got the video

And Race has got the video.

Yeah, you, and me, and Mush, makes three. And Dutchy's got the video

And Specs and Blink in the hot tub, yeah!

Girl sometimes you're hungry, you want something to eat

You don't want no sauerkraut, yes you want a lot of meat.

Let me tell you 'bout, the Newsie love sandwich,

Me and Mush are the bread... and you're the meat, BITCH!

LOVE SANDWICH! Love sandwich, uh-huh.

LOVE SANDWICH! Love sandwich, uh-huh

Love sandwich, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh

Love sandwich, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh

Love sandwich, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh

Love sandwich, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh

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There ya go... I hope you all enjoyed, but if not, feel free to flame me and tell me what a sick mind I have... I don't mind, that's why I'm part of the Smut Revolution!!!! *grins proudly* although to me, it's not a sick mind, it's part of the art of writing... riiiiight... okay, I'll shut up now... But review!!!!