WARNING: Contains Drug Material! Do Not Read This Story If You Are Against Drug Dealing. And Don't Hold Me, The Writer, Responsible If You Read This And Don't Like It, Because It Is The Exact Same Plot As J.K. Rowling's First Book.



Disclaimer: Everyones name has been changed from J.K. Rowlings original "Harry Potter" series both to protect the victims and so that I wont have to write this stupid disclaimer because technically all the characters were created by me. Well sort of. Anyways on with the story



Hairy Pothead: The True Story



Chapter 1: The Boy Who Survived the Bad Drug Deal

It was a bright, sunny morning at 4 Privates Drive. Everything was as it should be.

Then: POOF! Suddenly it was nighttime.

There was a far off BONG!

As Voldimort attacked a man known as Jams Pothead because they had made a bad drug deal a few weeks before and Voldimort had finally tracked down Jams to get him back.

Not only did he knock off him, but he killed his wife, too, and was about to kill their baby, Hairy, when suddenly young Serious White ran him over with his motorcycle.

Serious and James had been drug partners for years ever since they went to the school that taught them how to deal drugs.

Jams had met his wife there and they dealt drugs so well together that they got married.

Anyway, after Serious ran over Voldimort with his motorcycle, he felt so guilty that he ran the man over that he gave his motorcycle to Hadrugs and also gave him the baby.

Hadrugs then proceeded to 4 Privates Drive to give the baby to Alibi C. Bumblebee (the C. stands for crack).

They then gave Hairy to his relatives the Purselys.

They were not drug dealers, though they feared their drug dealing.

They took little Hairy in, not knowing that he was destined to become the world's greatest drug dealer.

Everyone in the drug-dealing world thought that Hairy had survived Voldimort trying to kill him.

So he became known as "The Boy Who Survived a Bad Drug Deal".



A/N: I will be writing more in the days to come, but please tell me in your reviews whether or not I am allowed to write this because of copy write issues. Thanks a bunch!