A/N: Sorry it took so long to post, but I've been busy this past week and I
couldn't manage to find the time to write the new chapter. Anyway, I hope
that you all like it!
1 At Bongsnorts
Hairy had been on the train for hours, and he was starving.
Ron had told him that an old lady with a food cart usually came around at this time.
He knew this because his brothers had told him about it.
When the lady came around selling snacks, Hairy bought all that he could.
Ron said he couldn't afford any, but since Hairy was rich, he shared his with Ron.
There were Bernie Potts Every Flavored Bongs, Dribbles Nicotine Gum, Ecstasy Pasties, and other delicious delights.
"What's up with these bongs? Some taste different then others," wondered Hairy.
"Oh, yeah, some are the good flavors like chocolate and caramel, and then there are the disgusting ones like sardine and squash.
"Watch out, though, never take a full bite before you know what you're getting.
"Just nibble off the end of them because when they say every flavored they mean it."
"Oh, ok," said Hairy.
"So can you explain to me all this stuff about drugs?" Hairy asked.
"I mean, I've never really learned anything about the drug world, seeing as in the society I grew up in, drugs are considered bad and all," Hairy added.
"Well, people, I mean regular people like your uncle and aunt, don't understand drugs, and therefore they hate them.
"They say they can ruin your life, but that's not true at all.
"And no matter how easy they say doing drugs is, it's not at all.
"There are lots of things you need to learn, which is why they have a school to teach us about them and the safe uses.
"They not only are going to teach us to do drugs, but also to deal them.
"In fact, we don't learn to use them until our fifth year, because they think that its too dangerous for the younger people to do drugs not because drugs are bad, but because the law in our world is that you need to be 15 or older to do drugs.
"Other than teaching us some of the basics of drugs this year, we probably won't be doing much else," explained Ron.
"Oh, ok," said Hairy again.
"Oh look, we've arrived at Bongsnorts!" exclaimed Ron.
"Yahoo! I hope Hadrugs is here," Hairy thought.
They got off the train and stood around for a few minutes.
Suddenly, they heard a big booming voice bellowing, "First years this way! First years this way!"
"Hadrugs!" exclaimed Hairy, "It's good to see you again!"
"Hey Hairy, how you been? That cousin of yours been giving you any trouble lately?" "No, not much, thankfully," answered Hairy.
All the first years walked over to Hadrugs.
"Now, the others are going to the school by carriage, but you get to go there by boat," Hadrugs told them.
"Load up each boat with three to four people, but no more, and then get two of them to row," Hadrugs went on.
"You'll soon get your first look at Bongsnorts as we get closer," Hadrugs informed them.
They loaded the boats and started rowing.
They soon began to see the school's silhouette in the distance.
When they got their first clear view of the school they were astounded.
It was a huge castle with many towers and turrets sticking out all over the place.
They were in awe of it- they had never expected to learn about drugs in a gigantic castle.
"Welcome to Bongsnorts School of Drug Dealing and Drug Doing!" exclaimed Hadrugs.
1 At Bongsnorts
Hairy had been on the train for hours, and he was starving.
Ron had told him that an old lady with a food cart usually came around at this time.
He knew this because his brothers had told him about it.
When the lady came around selling snacks, Hairy bought all that he could.
Ron said he couldn't afford any, but since Hairy was rich, he shared his with Ron.
There were Bernie Potts Every Flavored Bongs, Dribbles Nicotine Gum, Ecstasy Pasties, and other delicious delights.
"What's up with these bongs? Some taste different then others," wondered Hairy.
"Oh, yeah, some are the good flavors like chocolate and caramel, and then there are the disgusting ones like sardine and squash.
"Watch out, though, never take a full bite before you know what you're getting.
"Just nibble off the end of them because when they say every flavored they mean it."
"Oh, ok," said Hairy.
"So can you explain to me all this stuff about drugs?" Hairy asked.
"I mean, I've never really learned anything about the drug world, seeing as in the society I grew up in, drugs are considered bad and all," Hairy added.
"Well, people, I mean regular people like your uncle and aunt, don't understand drugs, and therefore they hate them.
"They say they can ruin your life, but that's not true at all.
"And no matter how easy they say doing drugs is, it's not at all.
"There are lots of things you need to learn, which is why they have a school to teach us about them and the safe uses.
"They not only are going to teach us to do drugs, but also to deal them.
"In fact, we don't learn to use them until our fifth year, because they think that its too dangerous for the younger people to do drugs not because drugs are bad, but because the law in our world is that you need to be 15 or older to do drugs.
"Other than teaching us some of the basics of drugs this year, we probably won't be doing much else," explained Ron.
"Oh, ok," said Hairy again.
"Oh look, we've arrived at Bongsnorts!" exclaimed Ron.
"Yahoo! I hope Hadrugs is here," Hairy thought.
They got off the train and stood around for a few minutes.
Suddenly, they heard a big booming voice bellowing, "First years this way! First years this way!"
"Hadrugs!" exclaimed Hairy, "It's good to see you again!"
"Hey Hairy, how you been? That cousin of yours been giving you any trouble lately?" "No, not much, thankfully," answered Hairy.
All the first years walked over to Hadrugs.
"Now, the others are going to the school by carriage, but you get to go there by boat," Hadrugs told them.
"Load up each boat with three to four people, but no more, and then get two of them to row," Hadrugs went on.
"You'll soon get your first look at Bongsnorts as we get closer," Hadrugs informed them.
They loaded the boats and started rowing.
They soon began to see the school's silhouette in the distance.
When they got their first clear view of the school they were astounded.
It was a huge castle with many towers and turrets sticking out all over the place.
They were in awe of it- they had never expected to learn about drugs in a gigantic castle.
"Welcome to Bongsnorts School of Drug Dealing and Drug Doing!" exclaimed Hadrugs.
