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A/N: Woo, okay! The second chapter to a random insanity/revenge fic! Behold! Took me a little while to read up on the authors that asked to join the fic. But, at last, the second chapter is finished! The authors in this fic have agreed to let me use them and their muses for full-scale hilarious insanity! Woohoo! Read, and don't forget to review. ^__^

Insanity Rules! Revenge of a Twisted Mind

Chapter 2: The Beast Awakes!

( At a popular hang-out for authors,... )

Ender: I can't believe LBH got into trouble again! If Takui finds out, she'll try to kill me again!

CrazyInsaneGirl(to be called Crazy from now on): Don't worry so much! You'll get wrinkles! See? There's one right there!

Ender: WHERE!?!? *grabs a mirror*

Crazy: I'm kidding, Ender.

Ender: *sigh* For a minute, you had me really scared!

Crazy: *sweatdrop*

Andreah(to be called Andy from now on): Hey guys! Wazzup? How ya all doin'?

Peluso: Where's LBH? *looks sad*

LBH: *still wearing the leash and pink collar* ...hi...

Andy and Peluso: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

LBH: It's not funny!!

Crazy: *snicker* Actually, it is....

Ender: Yep.

LBH: -__-;

Chris(Ender's other muse): Maybe we should be thinking, ya know, of something to do about this? Maybe see if Takui's found out yet, or prepare in case she has.

Ender: Good idea. Maybe one of us can go and spy on them or something...

Peluso: I'll go!!

Ender: Someone good at being stealthy...

Peluso: I'll go!!

Crazy: Right! they hafta be small, too...and quick!

Peluso: I'LL GO!!!

Chris: What about LBH?

Peluso: I WANNA GO!!

LBH: No way in HELL am I goin' back there!!

Ender: If you go, I'll take the leash off. That is, if you can manage to NOT get into any trouble with those demons!

Peluso: I SAID I'LL GO!!! Damnit...

LBH: *takes off leash* YAY! FREEDOM!!

Andy: Um, Ender? I think Peluso wants to go too.

Ender: Huh? He does? Why didn't he say anything?

Peluso: _; Idiot!!

Crazy: Ok! Go for it! *a porthole opens out of nowhere..*

Peluso: Geronimo!! *jumps thru*

LBH: Here goes nothin'! *jumps thru* SH**************T!!!!!!

Ender: He better not mess up...

Crazy: He will, don't worry.

Ender: ...

( The Inter-Dimensions, near Kurai's temple... )

LBH: Here again?! It's at least 2 miles to Takui's castle!

Peluso: Cool! Weird place! I love it! *skips around*

LBH: Aren't we supposed to be stealthy and quiet?

Peluso: *shrugs*

LBH: Ok then...

Peluso: Look! *points to the temple's entrance* Who's that?

LBH: Ack!! It's Vincent! Get down! *hides behind a boulder..yanks Peluso's tail to get him from being spotted*

Peluso: ?!

( Temple Entrance.. )

Vincent: I can't believe that stupid blue hedgehog actually had the nerve to return! Oh well...It won't take long for Takui's pets to find him and his author friend! Then we can all have our revenge! *sits down and takes a sip from a water bottle*

LBH: *peeks out from behind boulder* Eep! Scary! He's out to get me!

Peluso: Looks like he's out to lunch..*points to Vincent, who is now opening a snack lunch and munching on a sandwich*

Vincent: *munch munch*

LBH: Haha, very funny, fluffy.

Peluso: Hey!

LBH: *snicker* fluffy...hehehehehe...*snicker*

Peluso: Grrr...*kicks LBH from behind the boulder*

LBH: O_O; *sees Vincent..* AAHHHHHH!!! *tries to hide again..*

Vincent: *looks up from his lunch* What the...?...?!?!? You! *gets up and runs after LBH* I'll get you this time!

LBH: CRUD!! *runs into the temple..sees Kurai, screams again, runs out... sees Vincent, screams again, runs back inside...this goes on for about 5 minutes..*

Peluso: *rolling on ground laughing like an idiot* HAHAHAHAHA!!

Vincent: Hm? A friend? You'll both make excellent tools for Takui to relieve her stress on! *takes out Death Penalty* Now, just hold still...it'll hurt less!

Peluso: O_O; Uh-oh! *gets up and runs after LBH..grabs LBH and hides inside the temple*

Vincent: Get back here! This is a holy place! You are not allowed to enter!

Peluso: Go suck an egg! Hmm...*looks for a place to hide* Aha! He won't find us up here! *drags LBH up a pyramid of stairs and hides behind a piece of rubble at the top*

LBH: @_@;

Peluso: Gee, what was this platform for? *looks around* Seems like there should be something here...like a statue or a treasure or something...weird..

LBH: *rubs head* so *dizzy...looks around* ?! No! Not the pyramid! Kurai's up here! Help! He--huh? *sees they're the only ones at the top* Where'd she go?

Peluso: Where'd who go?

LBH: There was a demon up here just before! Where is she?! Did she wake up?!

Vincent: Where did you pathetic muses go?! Come out here and maybe I won't kill you!

Peluso: No way, freak show! I'd like to keep my hairless ass intact, thank you very much! *throws a rock*

Vincent: *hit by rock* Ow! Grrrr....You're asking for it! Come out now! This is a holy place of worship! It--what? *notices Kurai is no longer where she used to be* Kurai?!

LBH: We're gonna die, we're gonna die, we're gonna die....

Peluso: Would you shut up! What if that demon's still in here?

LBH: O_o; o_O; O_O; HEEEEEELLLLPP!!!!!

Vincent: Ha! Found you! *runs up the stairs*

Peluso: Idiot! *smacks LBH*

LBH: *falls backward onto his back* ow! Huh? What's that? *squints eyes at the ceiling* Uh oh....

Peluso: What now? *looks up*

Vincent: There you are! Huh? *looks up also*

( Clinging to the ceiling, about 50 feet up, a huge, mismatched demon beast glares at the three below her. She shrieks and drops down onto the pyramid, landing on her hind legs so that her forearms - and massive claws - are free to be used. )

LBH, Peludo, and Vincent: O___O;;;

Beast-formed Kurai: ROOOOOOAAAAAARRRRRR!!!

LBH, Peluso, and Vincent: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Vincent: She's out of control! *turns and runs back down the stairs and outside*

LBH: DEEEEEEMMOONNN!!! *runs, trips, and rolls down the stairs* oof! ouch! oo! agh! ow! erk! ahh! ack! *thud* @_@;

Peluso: Run! Run for your life!

Kurai: *takes a deep breath and a spits a fireball at the fleeing muses*

Peluso: O_O; Help!

LBH: *running out the door* C'mon! Let's get outta here!

Peluso: No shit! *runs by and keeps running*

LBH: Hey! Wait for me! *runs after him*

Kurai: *roars and smashes about half the pyramid with her tail, then takes off and flies after them, hitting - and completely obliterating - part of the ceiling*

Vincent: This is VERY bad! *grabs a chocobo and hops onto its back* I have to warn Takui immediately!

Peluso: *hastily opens a porthole and jumps thru*

LBH: Hey! *jumps thru at the last second*

Kurai: *wheels in the air and spews orange-green flames in every direction, melting rocks and other stone structures. Roars and continues to rain destruction down on the temple and surrounding area, then disappears thru a porthole of her own.*

Vincent: This could be very bad...

To be continued...

A/N: What'd ya think? I think it's a little funnier than the last chapter. If there were any authors/muses I didn't add into this chapter, fear not, you'll be in the next one, I promise! Review people! ^__~ and stay tuned for chapter 3!! Mwahaha!

P.S.~ Sorry for the delay! I had technical diffulties. Basically, my computer was giving me shit with this file. Anywho, it's up now, so review!