Bryn: Yeah, this is a filler chapter. Mostly comedy. I needed SOMETHING to write, and this has been in my head. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.
Muses: Yeah, blame it on us. =P
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Bryn: *growls* Stupid FF.net ... As soon as I try to upload it says I have to log back in. So it's taken three tries to do this. Argh!
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"HEY YOU WITHERED BASTARDS. OZ FOUND THE SAFE HOUSE. 03 IS LEADING US TO THE NEXT ONE. A PILOT WILL CONTACT YOU THERE. –DT P.S. I'M SO SORRY YOUR VISIT WAS DELAYED. HAHA."
Tabitha grinned as she clicked the "send" button to the email. She was about to shut off the computer when she heard a noise behind her. Turning, she saw a little boy, clutching a Ninja Turtle doll.
He squeaked and backed away before speaking. "Who are you and what are you doing to Daddy's computer?" Tabitha smiled. "I'm the Computer Fairy. Remember how your daddy was complaining about how slow it was?" The boy nodded. "Well I'm going to give it an upgrade so it's faster."
He thought for a moment before glaring at her. "You won't be like the Grinch and steal it, will you?"
Tabitha was startled, but she chuckled. "Of course not, silly. Don't worry, when the sun comes up, it'll be here. And no viruses either."
He relaxed. "Ok then." He yawned, "Good night Computer Fairy."
"G'night kid. What's your name anyway?"
"David."
"David. God it. Bye."
Tabitha watched David get back into bed before shutting down the computer. True to her word, she opened up the casing and sped up the insides before disappearing out the unlocked window she came in through.
Three weeks later a package arrived for David. Inside was a note:
"Dear David,
I figured you'd like a computer too, so have a Dell. There's also a Ninja Turtles game and a year's free Road Runner Internet access. Share with your parents!
-THE Computer Fairy 3"
David's parents asked him who the "Computer Fairy" was, but he only answered, "a friend, and that's all you're getting."
