GENES BAD DAY
Here's something funny. R&R if you want I don't care.
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As another day begins at Starwind and Hawking, Gene's bad day also begins.
Gene: Yaaaaaaaaawn. Well I slept well. Mmmmm, why is my bed…wet. Aaaaaww damn. Better get cleaned up.
As Gene gets out of bed he stubs his toe on his desk and runs into the wall.
Gene: Ou!
Jim: (from downstairs) HEY GENE YOU UP YET.
Gene: Yeeeeees.
As he answered, the wall collapsed.
Gene: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
After the collapse he got up to take a shower but slipped on a bar of soap and he fell in the toilet. He got out and got in the shower. After the shower he sprayed his hair with what he thought was hair conditioner but actually was Ethel Stop & Spray, just spray and wipe away, and when he combed his hair…
Gene: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE *beep* HAPPENED TO MY HAIR!!!
(Down stairs)
Gene: I hope this doesn't last to loooooooooooooong
As Gene walks down the stares he trips an falls down and the cap he put on to cover his baldness fell off.
Jim: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Aisha: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *both fall down laughing*
Gene: SHUT UP! I'm going for a drink.
As Gene steps out, a car comes out of nowhere and crashes into him.
Gene: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
Jim/Aisha: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Gene: STUPID AUTHOR!!!
CtarlOutlaw: Bad move baldy.
All of a sudden a plane comes crashing down on him. * crash* Then disappears after inflicting pain.
Jim/Aisha: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
Jim: Wana stay and watch?
Aisha: sure.
CtarlOutlaw: Here's some popcorn.
Both: Thanks.
Mel: GENE
Gene: Mel help me.
Mel: NO, I JUST FOUND OUT YOU SLEPT WITH ANOTHER WOMAN. I HATE YOU.
Mel kicks Gene in the family jewels.
Gene: oh my nuts.
J/A: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Then an anvil fell from the sky crushing gene's legs. And also a scorpion comes along and starts stinging him. After that Suzuka calls an ambulance. In a matter of seconds it comes but runs over gene.
(At hospital)
Gene: I guess now I will be safe.
Barney: * walks in* Hello. I'm here to cheer you up. I love you, you love me, and we're a happy family.
Gene:NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
J/A: HHHHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA.
Jim: This Bad Luck Machine sure is great.
Aisha: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa… yea.
Well how was it? I wrote this while waiting for reviews for Outlaw Universe my other story. PLZ R&R it so I can keep writing it, that is if you like Tenchi, DBZ, and Jim being a Ctarl Ctarl. See ya
Here's something funny. R&R if you want I don't care.
~~~~~~
As another day begins at Starwind and Hawking, Gene's bad day also begins.
Gene: Yaaaaaaaaawn. Well I slept well. Mmmmm, why is my bed…wet. Aaaaaww damn. Better get cleaned up.
As Gene gets out of bed he stubs his toe on his desk and runs into the wall.
Gene: Ou!
Jim: (from downstairs) HEY GENE YOU UP YET.
Gene: Yeeeeees.
As he answered, the wall collapsed.
Gene: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
After the collapse he got up to take a shower but slipped on a bar of soap and he fell in the toilet. He got out and got in the shower. After the shower he sprayed his hair with what he thought was hair conditioner but actually was Ethel Stop & Spray, just spray and wipe away, and when he combed his hair…
Gene: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE *beep* HAPPENED TO MY HAIR!!!
(Down stairs)
Gene: I hope this doesn't last to loooooooooooooong
As Gene walks down the stares he trips an falls down and the cap he put on to cover his baldness fell off.
Jim: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Aisha: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *both fall down laughing*
Gene: SHUT UP! I'm going for a drink.
As Gene steps out, a car comes out of nowhere and crashes into him.
Gene: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
Jim/Aisha: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Gene: STUPID AUTHOR!!!
CtarlOutlaw: Bad move baldy.
All of a sudden a plane comes crashing down on him. * crash* Then disappears after inflicting pain.
Jim/Aisha: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
Jim: Wana stay and watch?
Aisha: sure.
CtarlOutlaw: Here's some popcorn.
Both: Thanks.
Mel: GENE
Gene: Mel help me.
Mel: NO, I JUST FOUND OUT YOU SLEPT WITH ANOTHER WOMAN. I HATE YOU.
Mel kicks Gene in the family jewels.
Gene: oh my nuts.
J/A: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Then an anvil fell from the sky crushing gene's legs. And also a scorpion comes along and starts stinging him. After that Suzuka calls an ambulance. In a matter of seconds it comes but runs over gene.
(At hospital)
Gene: I guess now I will be safe.
Barney: * walks in* Hello. I'm here to cheer you up. I love you, you love me, and we're a happy family.
Gene:NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
J/A: HHHHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA.
Jim: This Bad Luck Machine sure is great.
Aisha: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa… yea.
Well how was it? I wrote this while waiting for reviews for Outlaw Universe my other story. PLZ R&R it so I can keep writing it, that is if you like Tenchi, DBZ, and Jim being a Ctarl Ctarl. See ya
