Peaches

Note: I do not owe Super Smash Bros Melee or any of its' characters. But I'm suprised at my story, "Peaches & Cream". This is still going with the Link/Peach romance diddy.

Enjoy this small sequal. I'll be telling it as Link's P.O.V., cause it's funny and ironic at the same time. But before I continue...

Wooot!! I've got a flammer for "Peaches & Cream"!!!! Let's see what this sarcastic reviewer said. (I love dealing with flamers, they are the stupid people of the net.)

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Bored 2002-05-27 1 Anonymous
alright alright... i bash peach a WHOLE lot... not cause she isn't a decent fighter... i'll give her that it's her STUPID TAUNT!!! it's soooo annoying!!
I think the idea of Peach/Link is a little sickening...(this is not a flame... it's an opinion) and unless i'm mistaken...in the gameboy game oracle of seasons/ages Zelda DOES kiss Link!
I think the dumb blond thing may be cause you are always being kidnapped... and you don't really fight along side mario TOO often.... i mean... Zelda helps link against ganondorf... and samus has her own game...
And if you have such a dislike for peach bashing why did you bash Zelda? (quote: two wrongs don't make a right)
not to mention all that pink girly stuff *gag*
that's all for now... but i'll be back!

My reponse-Wow, "bored"...that's such an orignal name. Oh? So Zelda kisses Link, big whoop...I guess I should stop writing this now.
NOT!! That was in only one game, combined by two games. And how many Legend of Zelda games are out there? Hmm? Every single game she always "thanks" Link for saving her undergrated ass. In OoT, as I heard, if you even go ahead of her while escaping Ganon's castle, she'll shove you away. Can we say "b-i-t-c-h"??
It was not Zelda that helped Link, it was her alter ego Shiek. Rumors coming from D-chan & Link to the Past may say that Zelda is Link's sister. Can we say "ew"? Or she could actually be a guy...O.o Ohh, bad, Clowy, VERY BAD CLOWY!!!
Uh....this is WRITTEN BY *MY* PREPECTIVE AS PEACH!!! I am not a dumb blonde. If you read that fic, you'll see Peach does it as an "act" to be liked. Kinda sad, nee?
And bashing Zelda? Geez, she gets all the fricken attention! Ever single fic I see in the "Zelda" section has to do Zelda has to have Link protect her, or Zelda tries to confess her feelings for Link, or some other crap that the Hylian Bastard has to do so he can be worthy of being a "knight" of Zelda....
BITE ME, BLONDIE!!!
Which is why, in "A New Legend", she was killed in the first chapter...and killed again in Ch. 14. I'm morbid, evil, dememented, and partly insane. But it's a fucken good fic, if people ignored the fact of the Zelda/Link pairing.

Now, I return to your regular sceduale story.

-The Clow Hatter

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The next day was different than the last one.

Mario, bruised and badly beaten up, was trying to rest from his "attack". He lied to those who weren't there yesterday that he was mauled to bits by bears.

Right Mario, we know when the girls are at it. WE KNOW. Girls can be funny. They can be sweet, gentle, noble, and the best of friends...

But if you even dared piss one off, they'll hurt you. They will. I learned that one the hard way. And it wasn't pretty.

I guess the whole "Zelda Marrying Marth" got to their heads, litterally.

Well Link, how are you going to ask Peach out on a date after this?

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As I entered the room, Mario's close friends (Yoshi and Daisy), relatives (Luigi), and lover (Peach). I turned a shade of red as I saw Peach, wearing her casual princess gown as her blonde hair rested on her shoulders. She was sitting next to Mario's hospital bed. She was trying to lighten up the plumber's spirits...

Which had suffered a major blow.

I know Mario gets picked often, and when he does, he runs away to Peach's arms for comfort. He's one lucky son of a bitch to have someone like that.

"Peach," Daisy said, "I'm so sorry for letting the others and myself beat your man like that. You must hate me for that."

"It's all right," Peach replied with a cheeky smile, "the doctor said he'll be as good as new in a few days."

"But Peachy," Mario stammered as sat up on his bed, "I'll miss the fight between Broswer and Mewtwo on pay per view!!!!! Not to mention, our date on Friday night to the Termina Clock Festival, that you wanted to go!!!"

Peach turned back towards her man and started to force him gentle back to his bed.

"What's more important to me is that you will get well," Peach said as she placed the covers on Mario again, "we can go there another time and Luigi can tape the fight for you."

"Yeah bro," Luigi replied, "you got to recovered! What if your gone, who will save Peach and the Mushroom Kingdom when Browser starts to attack? I don't think I can handle them on myself."

"Yoshi yoshi!" Yoshi cried out.

"But Peachy..." Mario muttered.

"I could take her to the festival," I said as I looked towards everyone in the room.

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Everyone then looked towards me. I turned a shade of red as I tried to continue talking to them.

"I...I..." I stuttered slightly, "if Peach really wants to go to the festival, I could take her there as a replacement of you."

Shut up Link!! They know you may be coming onto Peach!!!! Damnit!! Just be quiet now and don't say another word!!! I'm warning you....it's for your own good!!!

It was Daisy who started to speak out.

"That's a perfect idea," Daisy said, "Link can take Peach to the festival while we can help Mario propose to Peach."

I slightly bit my tongue. I did not want to hear that. Mario was nervously laughing.

"Y-yeah..." Mario replied, "I'll think I'll take my nap now." Mario quickly pulled the covers over him and rested. Peach sighed slightly, smiling as if she was hiding something.

Did the girls really beat up Mario that badly? Why was Peach falsely smiling? I thought she and Mario were a dating couple.

Before I could question the others, the nurse appeared at the doorway and asked us all to leave...

The visiting hours were over. I guess, I'll figure what was going on with those two afterwards.

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I was walking with Peach as we both left the room with the others. Peach looked up towards me. Cripes, what if she figured out what I was planning to do in the first place?!!!

"Link," Peach said, "you really don't have to go through all that trouble for me. I don't want to waste your Friday Night with me."

"Ahh..." I replied sheepishly, "that's all right. I don't have nothing much to do either that night, unless 'her highness' wants me to watch the castle while she and her new lover are doing 24/7."

"I see your point." She began to slowly walk away from me.

"Was it something I said?!!!" I cried out to her.

"Not at all," Peach replied as she smiled to herself, "just please pick me up at the palace around 7:00 PM on Friday. I don't want you to be late."

She then started to leave. I was standing and somewhat stunned by the ordeal.

Was it just me, or was I not the only one that hated Zelda? Nevermind that! You've got a date with Peach, just like you always wanted!!! But you've got it cause Mario was beaten up big time.

I wonder if I should take this as a good omen. I'll find out when Friday night arrives.

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I've would have written more, but my eyes are really starting to hurt and irritate me. Guess, you folks have to wait till the next chapter. Thanks to the person that suggested the "Marth/Zelda" couple thing. Besides, there are fics out there that are based on that and are pretty fucken good, if ya ask me.

Must get eyedrops.-The Clow Hatter