The Threshold of Darkness and Light
Chapter 15
"Almost....there......" Kina gasped for breath as she saw the cabin forming far in the distance. "I'm coming for you...Shui!!"
~*~
Yue turned around in a circle and then sighed in frustration. "GREAT!! JUST GREAT!! When it matters most I have to go and get LOST!! Where AM I!?!?! I just had to go and lose track of Kina and end up here!" He spun around, inspecting the forest around him. "EVERYTHING IN THE FOREST LOOKS THE SAME!! Whoever made forest should...argh I don't know! CHOKE ON A CHERRY PIT!" But Yue froze as the bushes near him began to rustle.
"You're funny when you're mad." John stepped out of the foliage, a smirk on his face.
"Speak of the devil!! Y...you!!!!" Yue took in a deep breath but couldn't hold himself back. With a quick move he dove at John, bringing him down into a tackle. "I'm going to make you pay you jerk!!"
"Oh don't fool yourself. I'm just as lost as you are. Heck, I've never ran to my cabin from here!" John sighed, he had no choice but to get along with Yue for now. To be blunt, he was lost too and he was screwed if Kina found the cabin. But hopefully, with the help of his words, Shui wouldn't go to her.
"A great turn of events!" Yue pulled himself off of John, angrily glaring at him.
"I didn't know you swung that way." John chuckled to himself.
"Oh shut up! I love Kina and I HATE you!" Yue rolled his eyes, balling his hands into a tight fist.
"Hate is such a strong word!" John said with as much compassion as possible.
"Either way, we're lost and we need to get to your cabin. Knowing Kina she'll get some stupid idea like going to the cabin, getting Shui and then making the wish herself!!" Yue joked, attempting to take away a bit of the tension. Maybe when they got near the cabin he could turn on John and attack him. But for now he had to act friendly.
"Yeah, that's Kina for you." John laughed, trying to hide the nervousness in his voice. "Great...more to worry about." But he said this so quiet Yue would have to stress to hear him, which thankfully he didn't.
"So which way should we go?" Yue looked around.
"I don't know." John shrugged.
"Haven't you camped before? Doesn't moss grow on the right side of trees? Or was it the left? Which is south? Ahh, confusion!" Yue brushed back his white hair. "It all depends on you now Kina...." He thought to himself.
"This way!" John began trudged to the left, otherwise known as east.
"Are you sure this is the right way?" Yue followed him uneasily.
"Which way do you want to go then?" John sighed. "You're as fickle as a woman!"
Random woman runs up and slaps John, then disappears
"That was strange..." Yue laughed while looking at the large red hand mark on John's face.
John growled. "THIS JUST ISN'T MY DAY!!"
And with that, the two trudged off to find the cabin...
~*~
"Hmmmm....so I think Kina is....THIS WAY!!" Nuriko proudly strutted in front of Hotohori.
"Are you sure Nuri? I think we passed this same spot a while ago..." Hotohori sighed.
"I am sure Hori!! Don't....don't you TRUST ME!??!" Nuriko put on his best puppy dog eyes. To be truthful he had no idea where they were going.
"Yes, I trust you!" Hotohori kissed his cheek, smiling sheepishly. "But I feel like we've been walking in circles."
"Well then fine! We'll go this way!" Nuriko turned, walking through some underbrush and then continuing forward.
"But didn't you say your little sixth sense thing told you to go that way?" Hotohori pointed to the direction they had originally been walking.
"Uh....NO!! I didn't say that way!! I, uhh, meant this way! My senses changed on me." Nuriko nodded, putting on his best 'I'm-right-and-you-know- it' face.
"Ok..." Hotohori sighed, following the purple haired bishonen.
~*~
"I wonder what trouble Kina has gotten herself into this time..." Shiva shrugged then took a giant scoop of hospital Jell-O.
~*~
Yue sighed, feeling his cloth stick to his body from all of his sweat. They had been walking for hours it seemed, no days! Or months! "I'm stuck with that sniveling...stupid...jerky...dumb...BROTHER-IN-LAW JOHN!! AAAHHH! I CAN'T BELIEVE KINA IS RELATED TO HIM!!" He grabbed onto his hair, motioning to pull it out.
"Are you ok? You know, I heard when a person is in the sun too long they can go crazy. If you go crazy do I have permission to kill you? If we're lost forever and you die first I get claims to eat you!" John perked up.
"Who ELSE would eat me!?!?" Yue bit his lip, holding back anger. This 'John' liked to twist everything into some kind of annoying, sick comment!!
"Well vultures maybe..." He looked back at the ground.
"Are there vultures out in this forest? NO! The worst are some crows! Yes crows are very annoying birds but NOT AS ANNOYING AS YOU!!!!" Yue spun around, yelling in John's face.
"CROWS ARE BIG AND BLACK!! DO I LOOK LIKE A BIG, BLACK CROW!!! NOOOOO!!!" John poked Yue's chest, laughing and yelling at the same time.
"DO YOU WANT ME TO MAKE YOU ALL BLACK WITH BRUISES!! BECAUSE I WILL IF YOU DON'T SHUT-YOUR-STUPID-MOUTH!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE SOME EVIL BAD GUY THAT WOULD KILL SHUI BUT NOOOOO, YOU COULD KILL HER WITH YOUR JOKES!!" Yue flared, towering above John.
"You're just so much fun to annoy though! I can see why Kina married you." John smiled, his face softening a bit.
Yue stepped back, in total shock of John's sudden comment. "U...uh...yeah..." He stuttered. "This is weird...he was so...mean and now it's like he's a different person..."
John smiled then kept walking forward, humming to himself.
"A-aren't you supposed to be the bad guy here?" Yue blinked, his eyes suddenly reduced to two tiny dots.
"So maybe what I'm doing could be considered bad to others but it's for the best." John replied coldly, his mood suddenly changed.
"Why are you doing this?" Yue asked him quietly.
"Because...I have to..." John muttered.
"Why do you have to? Did you choose to go against Kina? It's wrong and you know it." Yue replied.
"WILL YOU STOP LECTURING ME ON WHAT IS RIGHT OR WRONG! I have my reasons OK!? I don't go asking you why you're married to a mental weirdo like my sister!!" He began to walk faster, trying to brush off Yue's comments.
"I married her because I love her." Yue answered firmly.
"That's not good enough. When you tell me your real reason I'll tell you mine. Until then...you just shut your mouth and keep walking." John sighed.
Yue silently nodded as they both walked forward.
~*~
Kina picked up her pace. "Only a bit further, if my legs don't give out by then!!" Judging by the distance she thought she was about half a mile away but the cabin was in her vision at least. She now had a target to run to.
~*~
"I think I see something!!" Nuriko ran further head.
"Wait up Nuri!!" Hotohori complained.
"Yes! I hear voices!" Nuriko broke into a large grin.
"I know you hear voices in your head." Hotohori laughed at his own joke.
"No stupid!" Nuriko rolled his eyes. "I hear something coming from over here...."
"Then walk faster!!" Hotohori gently pushed Nuriko.
"Ahhh!!" Nuriko shrieked as he went crashing into John, the two tumbling into a pile in the dirt.
"Does every male like to throw themselves at me?" John laughed as he pushed Nuriko off of him.
"J-John....?" Nuriko's eyes widened.
"Oh, hey you guys!!!" Yue smiled and waved, hugging Hotohori.
"YUE!?!?" Nuriko jumped up, his face showing total shock.
Total Akugi:
Yue: A great turn of events! Yue pulls himself off of John
John: I didn't know you swung that way
Yue: How can you say that? I've loved you since the day I met you!
John: You mean....you feel the same way as I do? Oh Yue, let's be together forever! They embrace
Yaoi fans appear from nowhere and coo "Awwwww!!!" and trample them in their frenzy
Chapter 15
"Almost....there......" Kina gasped for breath as she saw the cabin forming far in the distance. "I'm coming for you...Shui!!"
~*~
Yue turned around in a circle and then sighed in frustration. "GREAT!! JUST GREAT!! When it matters most I have to go and get LOST!! Where AM I!?!?! I just had to go and lose track of Kina and end up here!" He spun around, inspecting the forest around him. "EVERYTHING IN THE FOREST LOOKS THE SAME!! Whoever made forest should...argh I don't know! CHOKE ON A CHERRY PIT!" But Yue froze as the bushes near him began to rustle.
"You're funny when you're mad." John stepped out of the foliage, a smirk on his face.
"Speak of the devil!! Y...you!!!!" Yue took in a deep breath but couldn't hold himself back. With a quick move he dove at John, bringing him down into a tackle. "I'm going to make you pay you jerk!!"
"Oh don't fool yourself. I'm just as lost as you are. Heck, I've never ran to my cabin from here!" John sighed, he had no choice but to get along with Yue for now. To be blunt, he was lost too and he was screwed if Kina found the cabin. But hopefully, with the help of his words, Shui wouldn't go to her.
"A great turn of events!" Yue pulled himself off of John, angrily glaring at him.
"I didn't know you swung that way." John chuckled to himself.
"Oh shut up! I love Kina and I HATE you!" Yue rolled his eyes, balling his hands into a tight fist.
"Hate is such a strong word!" John said with as much compassion as possible.
"Either way, we're lost and we need to get to your cabin. Knowing Kina she'll get some stupid idea like going to the cabin, getting Shui and then making the wish herself!!" Yue joked, attempting to take away a bit of the tension. Maybe when they got near the cabin he could turn on John and attack him. But for now he had to act friendly.
"Yeah, that's Kina for you." John laughed, trying to hide the nervousness in his voice. "Great...more to worry about." But he said this so quiet Yue would have to stress to hear him, which thankfully he didn't.
"So which way should we go?" Yue looked around.
"I don't know." John shrugged.
"Haven't you camped before? Doesn't moss grow on the right side of trees? Or was it the left? Which is south? Ahh, confusion!" Yue brushed back his white hair. "It all depends on you now Kina...." He thought to himself.
"This way!" John began trudged to the left, otherwise known as east.
"Are you sure this is the right way?" Yue followed him uneasily.
"Which way do you want to go then?" John sighed. "You're as fickle as a woman!"
Random woman runs up and slaps John, then disappears
"That was strange..." Yue laughed while looking at the large red hand mark on John's face.
John growled. "THIS JUST ISN'T MY DAY!!"
And with that, the two trudged off to find the cabin...
~*~
"Hmmmm....so I think Kina is....THIS WAY!!" Nuriko proudly strutted in front of Hotohori.
"Are you sure Nuri? I think we passed this same spot a while ago..." Hotohori sighed.
"I am sure Hori!! Don't....don't you TRUST ME!??!" Nuriko put on his best puppy dog eyes. To be truthful he had no idea where they were going.
"Yes, I trust you!" Hotohori kissed his cheek, smiling sheepishly. "But I feel like we've been walking in circles."
"Well then fine! We'll go this way!" Nuriko turned, walking through some underbrush and then continuing forward.
"But didn't you say your little sixth sense thing told you to go that way?" Hotohori pointed to the direction they had originally been walking.
"Uh....NO!! I didn't say that way!! I, uhh, meant this way! My senses changed on me." Nuriko nodded, putting on his best 'I'm-right-and-you-know- it' face.
"Ok..." Hotohori sighed, following the purple haired bishonen.
~*~
"I wonder what trouble Kina has gotten herself into this time..." Shiva shrugged then took a giant scoop of hospital Jell-O.
~*~
Yue sighed, feeling his cloth stick to his body from all of his sweat. They had been walking for hours it seemed, no days! Or months! "I'm stuck with that sniveling...stupid...jerky...dumb...BROTHER-IN-LAW JOHN!! AAAHHH! I CAN'T BELIEVE KINA IS RELATED TO HIM!!" He grabbed onto his hair, motioning to pull it out.
"Are you ok? You know, I heard when a person is in the sun too long they can go crazy. If you go crazy do I have permission to kill you? If we're lost forever and you die first I get claims to eat you!" John perked up.
"Who ELSE would eat me!?!?" Yue bit his lip, holding back anger. This 'John' liked to twist everything into some kind of annoying, sick comment!!
"Well vultures maybe..." He looked back at the ground.
"Are there vultures out in this forest? NO! The worst are some crows! Yes crows are very annoying birds but NOT AS ANNOYING AS YOU!!!!" Yue spun around, yelling in John's face.
"CROWS ARE BIG AND BLACK!! DO I LOOK LIKE A BIG, BLACK CROW!!! NOOOOO!!!" John poked Yue's chest, laughing and yelling at the same time.
"DO YOU WANT ME TO MAKE YOU ALL BLACK WITH BRUISES!! BECAUSE I WILL IF YOU DON'T SHUT-YOUR-STUPID-MOUTH!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE SOME EVIL BAD GUY THAT WOULD KILL SHUI BUT NOOOOO, YOU COULD KILL HER WITH YOUR JOKES!!" Yue flared, towering above John.
"You're just so much fun to annoy though! I can see why Kina married you." John smiled, his face softening a bit.
Yue stepped back, in total shock of John's sudden comment. "U...uh...yeah..." He stuttered. "This is weird...he was so...mean and now it's like he's a different person..."
John smiled then kept walking forward, humming to himself.
"A-aren't you supposed to be the bad guy here?" Yue blinked, his eyes suddenly reduced to two tiny dots.
"So maybe what I'm doing could be considered bad to others but it's for the best." John replied coldly, his mood suddenly changed.
"Why are you doing this?" Yue asked him quietly.
"Because...I have to..." John muttered.
"Why do you have to? Did you choose to go against Kina? It's wrong and you know it." Yue replied.
"WILL YOU STOP LECTURING ME ON WHAT IS RIGHT OR WRONG! I have my reasons OK!? I don't go asking you why you're married to a mental weirdo like my sister!!" He began to walk faster, trying to brush off Yue's comments.
"I married her because I love her." Yue answered firmly.
"That's not good enough. When you tell me your real reason I'll tell you mine. Until then...you just shut your mouth and keep walking." John sighed.
Yue silently nodded as they both walked forward.
~*~
Kina picked up her pace. "Only a bit further, if my legs don't give out by then!!" Judging by the distance she thought she was about half a mile away but the cabin was in her vision at least. She now had a target to run to.
~*~
"I think I see something!!" Nuriko ran further head.
"Wait up Nuri!!" Hotohori complained.
"Yes! I hear voices!" Nuriko broke into a large grin.
"I know you hear voices in your head." Hotohori laughed at his own joke.
"No stupid!" Nuriko rolled his eyes. "I hear something coming from over here...."
"Then walk faster!!" Hotohori gently pushed Nuriko.
"Ahhh!!" Nuriko shrieked as he went crashing into John, the two tumbling into a pile in the dirt.
"Does every male like to throw themselves at me?" John laughed as he pushed Nuriko off of him.
"J-John....?" Nuriko's eyes widened.
"Oh, hey you guys!!!" Yue smiled and waved, hugging Hotohori.
"YUE!?!?" Nuriko jumped up, his face showing total shock.
Total Akugi:
Yue: A great turn of events! Yue pulls himself off of John
John: I didn't know you swung that way
Yue: How can you say that? I've loved you since the day I met you!
John: You mean....you feel the same way as I do? Oh Yue, let's be together forever! They embrace
Yaoi fans appear from nowhere and coo "Awwwww!!!" and trample them in their frenzy
