Love Them Picnics!! Or Do I?
One day all the melee characters were going on a picnic. They didn't know the coolness that awaits them.
Zelda: Boys! Are you done washing the dishes for our picnic?
C. Falcon: My gloves are getting wet!!
Link: Then take em off ya dimwit!
C. Falcon: Oh, right yeah…
Daisy was organizing the food with Zelda when…
Peach: WHEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! I'M RUNNING WITH SCISSORS!!!!!
Zelda: No ,no ,you shouldn't do that!!! Ugh, too late!!
Peach still running with the scissors goes towards Mr. Game & Watch and puts a hole in him.
G & W: bleeps in pain (ow!!!)
Zelda: not to worry. I'll just glue a piece of paper where you got stabbed.
Puppy dog: As usual Zelda does something wrong and glues a pink piece of paper on to Mr. Game & Watch's stab.
Everybody but G & W: (laughing like heck)
G & W: bleeps in madness (What the heck!!!! I DO NOT like pink!!!!! Stupid Zelda)
After everyone settled down and STOPPED stabbing people, They went to the park to picnic.
Once they all got there the kids went to explore. (uh oh.)
Zelda: Okay boys, who wants to play pool?
All boys: YES!! I DO I DO!!
Zelda: Daisy, Peach go get the pool table for the boys. I'll get the picnic started.
Daisy: Oky Dokey!
Peach: Oky Dokey? What kind of language is that?
Daisy: At least I didn't go insane and stab G & W!!
Peach: Don't…push…it!!!!!
Now you would like to know what the kids found, right? No? Well I'm gonna tell ya anyway!!!
Nana: Less play… hide and seek tag!!
Popo: Yeah!!
Ness: Okay!
Y. Link: Why don't we play stab the fake Ganandork?
Nana: Because we don't have a Ganandork.
Y. Link: Oh yeah.
Ness: I'm "it"!!!
Nana and Popo hide. And Y. Link too. But guess what happens Next.
Popo: HEY GUYS!! LOOK WHAT I FOUND!!!
Nana: Woah!
Y. Link: Cool!!
Ness: By my calculations… that ain't right.
What did Popo find? Keep reading and you'll find out.
Ness: I think its some sort of UFO.
Y. Link: But it's a sleigh!!
Nana: hello? Is anyone using their brains? There's a big label on the front that says: "Sleigh to Canada" Hey where's Canada?
Popo: How should I know? I'm a cartoon…game…person…yeah.
Ness: Lets check it after Lunch. Zelda's about to call us!
Zelda: Nana, Popo, Y. Link, Ness!!! LUNCH TIME!!!!
Ness: told ya!
Popo: Ah, Shut up and lets eat.
Kids: Hey guess what Popo found?
Adults: what?
Nana: He found a sleigh to somewhere called Canada.
Zelda: (Grabs an encyclopedia.) According to this it's a country from the real world.
C. Falcon: CAN WE EAT YET??? Wahhaahaahaa!!
Zelda: oh right. (unpacks picnic basket)
Everyone: (munch munch, chew chew.)
Link: (burp) excuse me.
Marth: (burp) excuse me. I had soda!!
Roy: (BWAAP!!!)
Mario: (Fart) Excuse meee!!
Luigi: (nothing)
Girls: STOP BURPING!!!
Nana: After lunch lets show them the sleigh that leads to "Canada"
Ness: Okay!
Adults: Show us!!
Link: Yes!!
How was it? Did you like it? I'll type more later I have to um…OH I'LL FINISH IT SOON!!!!!
One day all the melee characters were going on a picnic. They didn't know the coolness that awaits them.
Zelda: Boys! Are you done washing the dishes for our picnic?
C. Falcon: My gloves are getting wet!!
Link: Then take em off ya dimwit!
C. Falcon: Oh, right yeah…
Daisy was organizing the food with Zelda when…
Peach: WHEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! I'M RUNNING WITH SCISSORS!!!!!
Zelda: No ,no ,you shouldn't do that!!! Ugh, too late!!
Peach still running with the scissors goes towards Mr. Game & Watch and puts a hole in him.
G & W: bleeps in pain (ow!!!)
Zelda: not to worry. I'll just glue a piece of paper where you got stabbed.
Puppy dog: As usual Zelda does something wrong and glues a pink piece of paper on to Mr. Game & Watch's stab.
Everybody but G & W: (laughing like heck)
G & W: bleeps in madness (What the heck!!!! I DO NOT like pink!!!!! Stupid Zelda)
After everyone settled down and STOPPED stabbing people, They went to the park to picnic.
Once they all got there the kids went to explore. (uh oh.)
Zelda: Okay boys, who wants to play pool?
All boys: YES!! I DO I DO!!
Zelda: Daisy, Peach go get the pool table for the boys. I'll get the picnic started.
Daisy: Oky Dokey!
Peach: Oky Dokey? What kind of language is that?
Daisy: At least I didn't go insane and stab G & W!!
Peach: Don't…push…it!!!!!
Now you would like to know what the kids found, right? No? Well I'm gonna tell ya anyway!!!
Nana: Less play… hide and seek tag!!
Popo: Yeah!!
Ness: Okay!
Y. Link: Why don't we play stab the fake Ganandork?
Nana: Because we don't have a Ganandork.
Y. Link: Oh yeah.
Ness: I'm "it"!!!
Nana and Popo hide. And Y. Link too. But guess what happens Next.
Popo: HEY GUYS!! LOOK WHAT I FOUND!!!
Nana: Woah!
Y. Link: Cool!!
Ness: By my calculations… that ain't right.
What did Popo find? Keep reading and you'll find out.
Ness: I think its some sort of UFO.
Y. Link: But it's a sleigh!!
Nana: hello? Is anyone using their brains? There's a big label on the front that says: "Sleigh to Canada" Hey where's Canada?
Popo: How should I know? I'm a cartoon…game…person…yeah.
Ness: Lets check it after Lunch. Zelda's about to call us!
Zelda: Nana, Popo, Y. Link, Ness!!! LUNCH TIME!!!!
Ness: told ya!
Popo: Ah, Shut up and lets eat.
Kids: Hey guess what Popo found?
Adults: what?
Nana: He found a sleigh to somewhere called Canada.
Zelda: (Grabs an encyclopedia.) According to this it's a country from the real world.
C. Falcon: CAN WE EAT YET??? Wahhaahaahaa!!
Zelda: oh right. (unpacks picnic basket)
Everyone: (munch munch, chew chew.)
Link: (burp) excuse me.
Marth: (burp) excuse me. I had soda!!
Roy: (BWAAP!!!)
Mario: (Fart) Excuse meee!!
Luigi: (nothing)
Girls: STOP BURPING!!!
Nana: After lunch lets show them the sleigh that leads to "Canada"
Ness: Okay!
Adults: Show us!!
Link: Yes!!
How was it? Did you like it? I'll type more later I have to um…OH I'LL FINISH IT SOON!!!!!
