A Kiisu Omake: Unfinal Fantasy

*Lulu, Wakka, Rikku, Tidus, Kimahri, and Yuna (once more) are hanging out around a campfire.
Lulu is busy scribbling something on a piece of parchment.*

Tidus: *sneakily leans over to peer at Lulu's writing* Huh?! It's all in Al Bhed!

Lulu: *smirks smugly* Tuh'd dno du nayt drehkc oui tuh'd ihtancdyht, Tidus.

Rikku: She means, don't try to read things you don't understand.

Lulu: *looks warningly at Rikku*

Rikku: *scared* Fyed!

Yuna: *snores, sitting upright*

Kimahri: *eyes Tidus suspiciously*

Lulu: Hey Tidus, guess what?

Tidus: What, Lulu?

Lulu: I'm pregnant.

*pause*

Tidus: Uhm...I care why?

Lulu: Oh... *flippantly* It's yours.

Tidus: ...O.O OH MY GOD! *passes out and falls forward, his hair catching on fire for the second
time this series*

Yuna: *jerks awake* Lulu, you slut!

Lulu: Hey, now it's MY fault?!

Yuna: Uhhh...yup! *leaps on Lulu and tries to strangle the older woman*

Wakka: *cheers* Cat-fight! Cat-fight! Whoooo!

Rikku: *smacks Wakka, who bursts into tears*

Kimahri: *eyes Rikku* Good arm, my Al Bhed friend.

Rikku: Kimahri, you're supposed to talk in the third person, aren't you?

Kimahri: Oops...Kimahri think that good hitting? Ehee...

Rikku: *ping* Wait, why am I realizing this?

Lulu: *kicks Yuna away, gasping for air* It was *pant* all his fault! *gasp*

Yuna: *pokes Tidus awake*

Tidus: WHOWHATWHENWHEREANDMAYBETHEOCCASIONALHOW?! *sits bolt upright,
his hair now crispy*

Yuna: *glare* Alright, WHOSE fault WAS it, Tidus?

Tidus: Well, erm... *twiddles his thumbs nervously* It, er....it was all...*spins and points* Kimahri's
fault!

Kimahri: Damn it! Er...Kimahri not know what Tidus talking about? uguu..

Wakka: *stops crying* Kimahri, were you sharing around my little whirligig pills again?!

Lulu: So you DO take them!

Wakka: O-only in an e-e-e-emergency, Lulu my sweet! I swear!

Lulu: Well, don't. There's kids around.

*Suddenly, Tidra falls, kicking and screaming, from the ceiling and crash-lands on Lulu, knocking
her out*

Rikku: That can't be good for the baby. *sweatdrop*

Tidus: *pats his hair* All my hard work...all gone... *promptly bursts into hysterical sobs* I spent
three hours on my hair this morning!

Tidra: You're worse of a crybaby than I am. *funky face*

Yuna: And you admit it?

Tidra: Er, forget that!!

Yuna: *turns to Tidus* Tidus, darling...

Tidus: o.o;;

Yuna: *leans in and whispers in his ear* I'm pregnant too...and you're the father for sure.

Tidus: *considers fainting, but jumps up and runs around the room* WAHOOO!

Rikku: He's cracked.

Kimahri: *sweatdrops*


Next time on Unfinal Fantasy: Kimahri reveals a secret, Auron makes an appearance, and Tidus'
hair DOESN'T catch on fire!