A Kiisu Omake: Unfinal Fantasy
*Lulu, Wakka, Rikku, Tidus, Kimahri, and Yuna (once more) are hanging out around a campfire.
Lulu is busy scribbling something on a piece of parchment.*
Tidus: *sneakily leans over to peer at Lulu's writing* Huh?! It's all in Al Bhed!
Lulu: *smirks smugly* Tuh'd dno du nayt drehkc oui tuh'd ihtancdyht, Tidus.
Rikku: She means, don't try to read things you don't understand.
Lulu: *looks warningly at Rikku*
Rikku: *scared* Fyed!
Yuna: *snores, sitting upright*
Kimahri: *eyes Tidus suspiciously*
Lulu: Hey Tidus, guess what?
Tidus: What, Lulu?
Lulu: I'm pregnant.
*pause*
Tidus: Uhm...I care why?
Lulu: Oh... *flippantly* It's yours.
Tidus: ...O.O OH MY GOD! *passes out and falls forward, his hair catching on fire for the second
time this series*
Yuna: *jerks awake* Lulu, you slut!
Lulu: Hey, now it's MY fault?!
Yuna: Uhhh...yup! *leaps on Lulu and tries to strangle the older woman*
Wakka: *cheers* Cat-fight! Cat-fight! Whoooo!
Rikku: *smacks Wakka, who bursts into tears*
Kimahri: *eyes Rikku* Good arm, my Al Bhed friend.
Rikku: Kimahri, you're supposed to talk in the third person, aren't you?
Kimahri: Oops...Kimahri think that good hitting? Ehee...
Rikku: *ping* Wait, why am I realizing this?
Lulu: *kicks Yuna away, gasping for air* It was *pant* all his fault! *gasp*
Yuna: *pokes Tidus awake*
Tidus: WHOWHATWHENWHEREANDMAYBETHEOCCASIONALHOW?! *sits bolt upright,
his hair now crispy*
Yuna: *glare* Alright, WHOSE fault WAS it, Tidus?
Tidus: Well, erm... *twiddles his thumbs nervously* It, er....it was all...*spins and points* Kimahri's
fault!
Kimahri: Damn it! Er...Kimahri not know what Tidus talking about? uguu..
Wakka: *stops crying* Kimahri, were you sharing around my little whirligig pills again?!
Lulu: So you DO take them!
Wakka: O-only in an e-e-e-emergency, Lulu my sweet! I swear!
Lulu: Well, don't. There's kids around.
*Suddenly, Tidra falls, kicking and screaming, from the ceiling and crash-lands on Lulu, knocking
her out*
Rikku: That can't be good for the baby. *sweatdrop*
Tidus: *pats his hair* All my hard work...all gone... *promptly bursts into hysterical sobs* I spent
three hours on my hair this morning!
Tidra: You're worse of a crybaby than I am. *funky face*
Yuna: And you admit it?
Tidra: Er, forget that!!
Yuna: *turns to Tidus* Tidus, darling...
Tidus: o.o;;
Yuna: *leans in and whispers in his ear* I'm pregnant too...and you're the father for sure.
Tidus: *considers fainting, but jumps up and runs around the room* WAHOOO!
Rikku: He's cracked.
Kimahri: *sweatdrops*
Next time on Unfinal Fantasy: Kimahri reveals a secret, Auron makes an appearance, and Tidus'
hair DOESN'T catch on fire!
*Lulu, Wakka, Rikku, Tidus, Kimahri, and Yuna (once more) are hanging out around a campfire.
Lulu is busy scribbling something on a piece of parchment.*
Tidus: *sneakily leans over to peer at Lulu's writing* Huh?! It's all in Al Bhed!
Lulu: *smirks smugly* Tuh'd dno du nayt drehkc oui tuh'd ihtancdyht, Tidus.
Rikku: She means, don't try to read things you don't understand.
Lulu: *looks warningly at Rikku*
Rikku: *scared* Fyed!
Yuna: *snores, sitting upright*
Kimahri: *eyes Tidus suspiciously*
Lulu: Hey Tidus, guess what?
Tidus: What, Lulu?
Lulu: I'm pregnant.
*pause*
Tidus: Uhm...I care why?
Lulu: Oh... *flippantly* It's yours.
Tidus: ...O.O OH MY GOD! *passes out and falls forward, his hair catching on fire for the second
time this series*
Yuna: *jerks awake* Lulu, you slut!
Lulu: Hey, now it's MY fault?!
Yuna: Uhhh...yup! *leaps on Lulu and tries to strangle the older woman*
Wakka: *cheers* Cat-fight! Cat-fight! Whoooo!
Rikku: *smacks Wakka, who bursts into tears*
Kimahri: *eyes Rikku* Good arm, my Al Bhed friend.
Rikku: Kimahri, you're supposed to talk in the third person, aren't you?
Kimahri: Oops...Kimahri think that good hitting? Ehee...
Rikku: *ping* Wait, why am I realizing this?
Lulu: *kicks Yuna away, gasping for air* It was *pant* all his fault! *gasp*
Yuna: *pokes Tidus awake*
Tidus: WHOWHATWHENWHEREANDMAYBETHEOCCASIONALHOW?! *sits bolt upright,
his hair now crispy*
Yuna: *glare* Alright, WHOSE fault WAS it, Tidus?
Tidus: Well, erm... *twiddles his thumbs nervously* It, er....it was all...*spins and points* Kimahri's
fault!
Kimahri: Damn it! Er...Kimahri not know what Tidus talking about? uguu..
Wakka: *stops crying* Kimahri, were you sharing around my little whirligig pills again?!
Lulu: So you DO take them!
Wakka: O-only in an e-e-e-emergency, Lulu my sweet! I swear!
Lulu: Well, don't. There's kids around.
*Suddenly, Tidra falls, kicking and screaming, from the ceiling and crash-lands on Lulu, knocking
her out*
Rikku: That can't be good for the baby. *sweatdrop*
Tidus: *pats his hair* All my hard work...all gone... *promptly bursts into hysterical sobs* I spent
three hours on my hair this morning!
Tidra: You're worse of a crybaby than I am. *funky face*
Yuna: And you admit it?
Tidra: Er, forget that!!
Yuna: *turns to Tidus* Tidus, darling...
Tidus: o.o;;
Yuna: *leans in and whispers in his ear* I'm pregnant too...and you're the father for sure.
Tidus: *considers fainting, but jumps up and runs around the room* WAHOOO!
Rikku: He's cracked.
Kimahri: *sweatdrops*
Next time on Unfinal Fantasy: Kimahri reveals a secret, Auron makes an appearance, and Tidus'
hair DOESN'T catch on fire!
