A Kiisu Omake: Unfinal Fantasy
*Lulu, Wakka, Kimahri, Tidus, Yuna, Rikku, and Tidra are all seated around that exact same campfire from the first two omakes.*
Kimahri: *looking around*
Lulu: *muttering something in Al Bhed that Rikku is laughing her head off at*
Tidra: *looks just as clueless as Tidus* Did I miss something?
Tidus: Probably.
Yuna: I wonder who's going to drop in today?
Tidus: *assumes a defensive stance* They just better not set my hair on fire! I spent 2 hours on it this morning!
Lulu: A hurry-up job, I see...draca baubma yna cilr eteudc...ruf uh ayndr tu fa cdyht dras, Rikku?
Rikku: Tuh'd ycg sa! Hud y lmia tu E ryja.
Lulu: *chuckles wryly* Hud y lmia rana aedran.
Tidra: Okay, whatever you say.
*Someone silently falls from the ceiling and crash-lands on Tidus...but knocks him backwards*
Tidus: Yahoo, my hair is saved!
Auron: I don't care about your hair...I think I just tore my robe.
Yuna: Sir Auron!
Auron: What do you want? I just fell twenty feet and landed on top of this idiot, I'm not in the best of moods.
Yuna: Fine, I won't say hello then.
Tidus: I are not an idiot!
Rikku: "I are not"?
Kimahri:
Yuna: Kimahri, is there something you want to say? You look nervous.
Kimahri: Kimahri not telling. Kimahri be laughed at.
Tidus: We won't laugh...right guys?
All: *nod vehemently*
Kimahri: Kimahri like pink fluffy bunnies...
Auron: YOU stole my bunny slippers!
Yuna: Sir Auron...and...BUNNY slippers?!
Tidra: *falls over laughing and her hair catches on fire*
Tidus: Woohoo, it wasn't my hair this time!
Tidra: *bursts into tears* My beautiful haaaaaaair!
Kimahri: Kimahri only take them because they pink and fluffy!
Lulu: Somehow I just can't connect Auron, pink and fluffy in the same sentence.
Auron: *sticks out his feet...they have pink fluffy bunny slippers on them*
Yuna: That's as bad as Tidus' heart-print boxers and Rikku's ducky pajamas!
Rikku: Are you INSULTING my ducky pajamas?!
Yuna: No...they're just very childish. Oh, wait a minute, you're only fifteen!
Rikku: *sob*
Tidus: You're THAT young?!
Rikku: Shut up! *sobbing hysterically*
Wakka: ...
Auron: I'm the oldest! Ha!
Lulu: Are you?
Auron: I'm thirty-five, what do you think?
Tidus: Old man!
Auron: Ah, it's all so true! *starts crying his eyes out*
All: ...
Tidus: ...Auron?
Auron: *cries like a little girl*
Lulu: Oo;;;
Rikku: He's even worse than Tidus...at least Tidus sounds like a mature person when he cries.
Tidus: Woo hoo!
Yuna: *smacks Tidus, who bursts into tears* You're right, Rikku...
Tidus: Now that was no fair! *sob*
Tidra: *comforts Tidus* Hush, love. They just get a thrill out of smacking you.
Yuna: WHAT did you just call him?
Tidra: *does that thing with her hand behind her head and looks embarrassed*
Yuna: I thought not.
Auron: *sob*
Wakka: Why we got everyone cryin' here anyway?
Rikku: Clueless...absolutely clueless.
Wakka: *starts crying too* Am not!
Rikku: Hm, tear-fest! *smacks everyone but Lulu and they all cry like children*
Lulu: Must we?
Rikku: Why not?
Lulu: Oh, okay.
*They smack each other and burst into hysterical sobs*
Kimahri: *sob, sweatdrop*
Next time on Unfinal Fantasy: Kimahri doesn't sweatdrop!
*Lulu, Wakka, Kimahri, Tidus, Yuna, Rikku, and Tidra are all seated around that exact same campfire from the first two omakes.*
Kimahri: *looking around*
Lulu: *muttering something in Al Bhed that Rikku is laughing her head off at*
Tidra: *looks just as clueless as Tidus* Did I miss something?
Tidus: Probably.
Yuna: I wonder who's going to drop in today?
Tidus: *assumes a defensive stance* They just better not set my hair on fire! I spent 2 hours on it this morning!
Lulu: A hurry-up job, I see...draca baubma yna cilr eteudc...ruf uh ayndr tu fa cdyht dras, Rikku?
Rikku: Tuh'd ycg sa! Hud y lmia tu E ryja.
Lulu: *chuckles wryly* Hud y lmia rana aedran.
Tidra: Okay, whatever you say.
*Someone silently falls from the ceiling and crash-lands on Tidus...but knocks him backwards*
Tidus: Yahoo, my hair is saved!
Auron: I don't care about your hair...I think I just tore my robe.
Yuna: Sir Auron!
Auron: What do you want? I just fell twenty feet and landed on top of this idiot, I'm not in the best of moods.
Yuna: Fine, I won't say hello then.
Tidus: I are not an idiot!
Rikku: "I are not"?
Kimahri:
Yuna: Kimahri, is there something you want to say? You look nervous.
Kimahri: Kimahri not telling. Kimahri be laughed at.
Tidus: We won't laugh...right guys?
All: *nod vehemently*
Kimahri: Kimahri like pink fluffy bunnies...
Auron: YOU stole my bunny slippers!
Yuna: Sir Auron...and...BUNNY slippers?!
Tidra: *falls over laughing and her hair catches on fire*
Tidus: Woohoo, it wasn't my hair this time!
Tidra: *bursts into tears* My beautiful haaaaaaair!
Kimahri: Kimahri only take them because they pink and fluffy!
Lulu: Somehow I just can't connect Auron, pink and fluffy in the same sentence.
Auron: *sticks out his feet...they have pink fluffy bunny slippers on them*
Yuna: That's as bad as Tidus' heart-print boxers and Rikku's ducky pajamas!
Rikku: Are you INSULTING my ducky pajamas?!
Yuna: No...they're just very childish. Oh, wait a minute, you're only fifteen!
Rikku: *sob*
Tidus: You're THAT young?!
Rikku: Shut up! *sobbing hysterically*
Wakka: ...
Auron: I'm the oldest! Ha!
Lulu: Are you?
Auron: I'm thirty-five, what do you think?
Tidus: Old man!
Auron: Ah, it's all so true! *starts crying his eyes out*
All: ...
Tidus: ...Auron?
Auron: *cries like a little girl*
Lulu: Oo;;;
Rikku: He's even worse than Tidus...at least Tidus sounds like a mature person when he cries.
Tidus: Woo hoo!
Yuna: *smacks Tidus, who bursts into tears* You're right, Rikku...
Tidus: Now that was no fair! *sob*
Tidra: *comforts Tidus* Hush, love. They just get a thrill out of smacking you.
Yuna: WHAT did you just call him?
Tidra: *does that thing with her hand behind her head and looks embarrassed*
Yuna: I thought not.
Auron: *sob*
Wakka: Why we got everyone cryin' here anyway?
Rikku: Clueless...absolutely clueless.
Wakka: *starts crying too* Am not!
Rikku: Hm, tear-fest! *smacks everyone but Lulu and they all cry like children*
Lulu: Must we?
Rikku: Why not?
Lulu: Oh, okay.
*They smack each other and burst into hysterical sobs*
Kimahri: *sob, sweatdrop*
Next time on Unfinal Fantasy: Kimahri doesn't sweatdrop!
