A Kiisu Omake: Unfinal Fantasy

*Lulu, Wakka, Kimahri, Tidus, Yuna, Rikku, and Tidra are all seated around that exact same campfire from the first two omakes.*

Kimahri: *looking around*

Lulu: *muttering something in Al Bhed that Rikku is laughing her head off at*

Tidra: *looks just as clueless as Tidus* Did I miss something?

Tidus: Probably.

Yuna: I wonder who's going to drop in today?

Tidus: *assumes a defensive stance* They just better not set my hair on fire! I spent 2 hours on it this morning!

Lulu: A hurry-up job, I see...draca baubma yna cilr eteudc...ruf uh ayndr tu fa cdyht dras, Rikku?

Rikku: Tuh'd ycg sa! Hud y lmia tu E ryja.

Lulu: *chuckles wryly* Hud y lmia rana aedran.

Tidra: Okay, whatever you say.

*Someone silently falls from the ceiling and crash-lands on Tidus...but knocks him backwards*

Tidus: Yahoo, my hair is saved!

Auron: I don't care about your hair...I think I just tore my robe.

Yuna: Sir Auron!

Auron: What do you want? I just fell twenty feet and landed on top of this idiot, I'm not in the best of moods.

Yuna: Fine, I won't say hello then.

Tidus: I are not an idiot!

Rikku: "I are not"?

Kimahri:

Yuna: Kimahri, is there something you want to say? You look nervous.

Kimahri: Kimahri not telling. Kimahri be laughed at.

Tidus: We won't laugh...right guys?

All: *nod vehemently*

Kimahri: Kimahri like pink fluffy bunnies...

Auron: YOU stole my bunny slippers!

Yuna: Sir Auron...and...BUNNY slippers?!

Tidra: *falls over laughing and her hair catches on fire*

Tidus: Woohoo, it wasn't my hair this time!

Tidra: *bursts into tears* My beautiful haaaaaaair!

Kimahri: Kimahri only take them because they pink and fluffy!

Lulu: Somehow I just can't connect Auron, pink and fluffy in the same sentence.

Auron: *sticks out his feet...they have pink fluffy bunny slippers on them*

Yuna: That's as bad as Tidus' heart-print boxers and Rikku's ducky pajamas!

Rikku: Are you INSULTING my ducky pajamas?!

Yuna: No...they're just very childish. Oh, wait a minute, you're only fifteen!

Rikku: *sob*

Tidus: You're THAT young?!

Rikku: Shut up! *sobbing hysterically*

Wakka: ...

Auron: I'm the oldest! Ha!

Lulu: Are you?

Auron: I'm thirty-five, what do you think?

Tidus: Old man!

Auron: Ah, it's all so true! *starts crying his eyes out*

All: ...

Tidus: ...Auron?

Auron: *cries like a little girl*

Lulu: Oo;;;

Rikku: He's even worse than Tidus...at least Tidus sounds like a mature person when he cries.

Tidus: Woo hoo!

Yuna: *smacks Tidus, who bursts into tears* You're right, Rikku...

Tidus: Now that was no fair! *sob*

Tidra: *comforts Tidus* Hush, love. They just get a thrill out of smacking you.

Yuna: WHAT did you just call him?

Tidra: *does that thing with her hand behind her head and looks embarrassed*

Yuna: I thought not.

Auron: *sob*

Wakka: Why we got everyone cryin' here anyway?

Rikku: Clueless...absolutely clueless.

Wakka: *starts crying too* Am not!

Rikku: Hm, tear-fest! *smacks everyone but Lulu and they all cry like children*

Lulu: Must we?

Rikku: Why not?

Lulu: Oh, okay.

*They smack each other and burst into hysterical sobs*

Kimahri: *sob, sweatdrop*


Next time on Unfinal Fantasy: Kimahri doesn't sweatdrop!