A Kiisu Omake: Unfinal Fantasy

*Yuna, Lulu, Kimahri, Auron, Tidus, Tidra, and Rikku are all sitting around the canonical
campfire that hasn't gone out through 3 omakes.*

Auron: *keeps his feet tucked under him, looking grumpy*

Tidra: *is leaning in close to the fire and trying to see her GBA screen*

Rikku: *looks around, pushes Tidra over, and she falls sideways* Tysh ed!

Tidra: Yay, my hair is safe!

Yuna: *Z*

Kimahri: *eyes Auron*

Tidus: Where's Wakka?

Lulu: Is that like Where's Waldo?

Tidus: No, with that hair, Wakka's easy to spot.

Lulu: You've got a point there.

Tidus: Aw, Lu, you're not supposed to look!

Yuna: Oo;;

Auron: *unstrings the tokkuri, opens it, and drinks*

Rikku: Gasp!

Tidra: Gasp!

Random stick figure: Gasp!

Word on screen: gasp

Kimahri: *steals the tokkuri* I steal your tokkuri!

Writer: That's MY line!

Kimahri: Sorry.

Writer: *materializes as a girl who looks like Rikku, but with short brown hair, brown eyes, and
glasses, and yoinks the tokkuri* I steal your tokkuri!

Auron: Hey!

Writer: Hay is for horses, try straw sometime. By the way, I'm Kiisu, also known as Sobakasu,
but you can call me Amy.

Tidra: ...Come again?

Amy: I said, my name is Amy.

Tidra: Oh.

Amy: *takes a long gulp from the tokkuri* Refreshing.

Auron: ...

Amy: Ah, chill out, Auron. I'm gonna give it back.

Tidra: *voice drops to a spooky whisper* She knows our names...

Amy: Well duh, I wrote you into here.

Tidus: You mean, if you decide to write one of us out...

Amy: That's what I did with Wakka, cause he's annoying. *takes another long gulp*

Tidus: Oh.

Auron: *steals the tokkuri back while Amy is in mid-gulp, splashing sake all over her*

Amy: ...*pulls out an exact replica of Auron's sword*

Tidus: Run, Auron! Run!

Amy: *lowers sword* That reminds me WAY too much of Forrest Gump...

All: What's that?

Amy: *sweatdrop* A movie.

Auron: *puts tokkuri back on bead string*

Amy: Watch this. *spins around really fast, gets everyone else dizzy, and when she stops spinning
she looks like a miniature female Auron*

Tidus: ?!

Kimahri: *confused*

Yuna: *applauds frantically* Bravo! Encore!

Amy: Thank you, thank you, I'm here whenever I feel like it.

Auron: *eyes the miniature tokkuri at Amy's side*

Amy: Oh no you don't, bub. *unstrings it and takes a good long drink* You wouldn't want
what's in here.

Auron: *snatches the tokkuri and takes a sip of whatever's inside, then drops it and splutters*

Amy: Told you. *retrieves tokkuri, drinks*

Auron: What the hell is in there?!

Amy: *leans closer to Auron and whispers*

Auron: O_O;;;;;

Tidus: ?

Kimahri: *suddenly disappears*

Amy: *holds notepad and pencil in hand* The Ronso was getting boring.

Lulu: That was interesting.

Amy: Don't MAKE me write that campfire out so you freeze your top half off, Lulu.

Lulu: *sweatdrops*

Seymour: *appears out of fooking nowhere* Hehehe!

Amy: Oh, put a sock in it.

*A sock appears in Seymour's mouth*

Lulu: *falls over laughing and singes her dress*

Seymour: Mmph, mrph mmh.

Amy: Shut up or I'll write you out.

Seymour: *shuts up*

Lulu: *sits up, holding her dress up* I think the fire burned through the laces.

Amy: Good thing I wrote Wakka out.

Lulu: Yes, VERY good thing. Can you write my dress back together?

Amy: *writes something on the notepad, and Lulu's dress is fixed*

Lulu: Thanks.

Amy: Hey...if I wrote Kimahri out, who is gonna sweatdrop at the end of this omake?

Tidra: This is an omake?

Amy: Kyaa...forget it.

Auron: *sweatdrop*

Seymour: *spits out the sock* Blah.

*A random stick figure person (RSTP)'s head pops off*

Amy: Seymour, you idiot.

Seymour: All I said was blah.

*Another RSTP's head pops off*

Amy: Oh, forget it. Just don't say the zeeky words.

Tidra: What, zeeky boogy d *has a hand slapped across her mouth, covering it*

Amy: I said don't say them.

Seymour: Zeeky boogy doog! *explodes*

Amy: Eww...*writes out the scattered Seymour bits*

Tidus: *runs off and the sound of vomiting can be heard*

Auron: *sweatdrop again*

Amy: Let's end this...on three. One...

Lulu: Two...

Rikku: Three!

*All sweatdrop*


Next time on Unfinal Fantasy: Seymour makes a comeback and Auron takes off that robe!