A Kiisu Omake: Unfinal Fantasy
*Yuna, Lulu, Kimahri, Auron, Tidus, Tidra, and Rikku are all sitting around the canonical
campfire that hasn't gone out through 3 omakes.*
Auron: *keeps his feet tucked under him, looking grumpy*
Tidra: *is leaning in close to the fire and trying to see her GBA screen*
Rikku: *looks around, pushes Tidra over, and she falls sideways* Tysh ed!
Tidra: Yay, my hair is safe!
Yuna: *Z*
Kimahri: *eyes Auron*
Tidus: Where's Wakka?
Lulu: Is that like Where's Waldo?
Tidus: No, with that hair, Wakka's easy to spot.
Lulu: You've got a point there.
Tidus: Aw, Lu, you're not supposed to look!
Yuna: Oo;;
Auron: *unstrings the tokkuri, opens it, and drinks*
Rikku: Gasp!
Tidra: Gasp!
Random stick figure: Gasp!
Word on screen: gasp
Kimahri: *steals the tokkuri* I steal your tokkuri!
Writer: That's MY line!
Kimahri: Sorry.
Writer: *materializes as a girl who looks like Rikku, but with short brown hair, brown eyes, and
glasses, and yoinks the tokkuri* I steal your tokkuri!
Auron: Hey!
Writer: Hay is for horses, try straw sometime. By the way, I'm Kiisu, also known as Sobakasu,
but you can call me Amy.
Tidra: ...Come again?
Amy: I said, my name is Amy.
Tidra: Oh.
Amy: *takes a long gulp from the tokkuri* Refreshing.
Auron: ...
Amy: Ah, chill out, Auron. I'm gonna give it back.
Tidra: *voice drops to a spooky whisper* She knows our names...
Amy: Well duh, I wrote you into here.
Tidus: You mean, if you decide to write one of us out...
Amy: That's what I did with Wakka, cause he's annoying. *takes another long gulp*
Tidus: Oh.
Auron: *steals the tokkuri back while Amy is in mid-gulp, splashing sake all over her*
Amy: ...*pulls out an exact replica of Auron's sword*
Tidus: Run, Auron! Run!
Amy: *lowers sword* That reminds me WAY too much of Forrest Gump...
All: What's that?
Amy: *sweatdrop* A movie.
Auron: *puts tokkuri back on bead string*
Amy: Watch this. *spins around really fast, gets everyone else dizzy, and when she stops spinning
she looks like a miniature female Auron*
Tidus: ?!
Kimahri: *confused*
Yuna: *applauds frantically* Bravo! Encore!
Amy: Thank you, thank you, I'm here whenever I feel like it.
Auron: *eyes the miniature tokkuri at Amy's side*
Amy: Oh no you don't, bub. *unstrings it and takes a good long drink* You wouldn't want
what's in here.
Auron: *snatches the tokkuri and takes a sip of whatever's inside, then drops it and splutters*
Amy: Told you. *retrieves tokkuri, drinks*
Auron: What the hell is in there?!
Amy: *leans closer to Auron and whispers*
Auron: O_O;;;;;
Tidus: ?
Kimahri: *suddenly disappears*
Amy: *holds notepad and pencil in hand* The Ronso was getting boring.
Lulu: That was interesting.
Amy: Don't MAKE me write that campfire out so you freeze your top half off, Lulu.
Lulu: *sweatdrops*
Seymour: *appears out of fooking nowhere* Hehehe!
Amy: Oh, put a sock in it.
*A sock appears in Seymour's mouth*
Lulu: *falls over laughing and singes her dress*
Seymour: Mmph, mrph mmh.
Amy: Shut up or I'll write you out.
Seymour: *shuts up*
Lulu: *sits up, holding her dress up* I think the fire burned through the laces.
Amy: Good thing I wrote Wakka out.
Lulu: Yes, VERY good thing. Can you write my dress back together?
Amy: *writes something on the notepad, and Lulu's dress is fixed*
Lulu: Thanks.
Amy: Hey...if I wrote Kimahri out, who is gonna sweatdrop at the end of this omake?
Tidra: This is an omake?
Amy: Kyaa...forget it.
Auron: *sweatdrop*
Seymour: *spits out the sock* Blah.
*A random stick figure person (RSTP)'s head pops off*
Amy: Seymour, you idiot.
Seymour: All I said was blah.
*Another RSTP's head pops off*
Amy: Oh, forget it. Just don't say the zeeky words.
Tidra: What, zeeky boogy d *has a hand slapped across her mouth, covering it*
Amy: I said don't say them.
Seymour: Zeeky boogy doog! *explodes*
Amy: Eww...*writes out the scattered Seymour bits*
Tidus: *runs off and the sound of vomiting can be heard*
Auron: *sweatdrop again*
Amy: Let's end this...on three. One...
Lulu: Two...
Rikku: Three!
*All sweatdrop*
Next time on Unfinal Fantasy: Seymour makes a comeback and Auron takes off that robe!
*Yuna, Lulu, Kimahri, Auron, Tidus, Tidra, and Rikku are all sitting around the canonical
campfire that hasn't gone out through 3 omakes.*
Auron: *keeps his feet tucked under him, looking grumpy*
Tidra: *is leaning in close to the fire and trying to see her GBA screen*
Rikku: *looks around, pushes Tidra over, and she falls sideways* Tysh ed!
Tidra: Yay, my hair is safe!
Yuna: *Z*
Kimahri: *eyes Auron*
Tidus: Where's Wakka?
Lulu: Is that like Where's Waldo?
Tidus: No, with that hair, Wakka's easy to spot.
Lulu: You've got a point there.
Tidus: Aw, Lu, you're not supposed to look!
Yuna: Oo;;
Auron: *unstrings the tokkuri, opens it, and drinks*
Rikku: Gasp!
Tidra: Gasp!
Random stick figure: Gasp!
Word on screen: gasp
Kimahri: *steals the tokkuri* I steal your tokkuri!
Writer: That's MY line!
Kimahri: Sorry.
Writer: *materializes as a girl who looks like Rikku, but with short brown hair, brown eyes, and
glasses, and yoinks the tokkuri* I steal your tokkuri!
Auron: Hey!
Writer: Hay is for horses, try straw sometime. By the way, I'm Kiisu, also known as Sobakasu,
but you can call me Amy.
Tidra: ...Come again?
Amy: I said, my name is Amy.
Tidra: Oh.
Amy: *takes a long gulp from the tokkuri* Refreshing.
Auron: ...
Amy: Ah, chill out, Auron. I'm gonna give it back.
Tidra: *voice drops to a spooky whisper* She knows our names...
Amy: Well duh, I wrote you into here.
Tidus: You mean, if you decide to write one of us out...
Amy: That's what I did with Wakka, cause he's annoying. *takes another long gulp*
Tidus: Oh.
Auron: *steals the tokkuri back while Amy is in mid-gulp, splashing sake all over her*
Amy: ...*pulls out an exact replica of Auron's sword*
Tidus: Run, Auron! Run!
Amy: *lowers sword* That reminds me WAY too much of Forrest Gump...
All: What's that?
Amy: *sweatdrop* A movie.
Auron: *puts tokkuri back on bead string*
Amy: Watch this. *spins around really fast, gets everyone else dizzy, and when she stops spinning
she looks like a miniature female Auron*
Tidus: ?!
Kimahri: *confused*
Yuna: *applauds frantically* Bravo! Encore!
Amy: Thank you, thank you, I'm here whenever I feel like it.
Auron: *eyes the miniature tokkuri at Amy's side*
Amy: Oh no you don't, bub. *unstrings it and takes a good long drink* You wouldn't want
what's in here.
Auron: *snatches the tokkuri and takes a sip of whatever's inside, then drops it and splutters*
Amy: Told you. *retrieves tokkuri, drinks*
Auron: What the hell is in there?!
Amy: *leans closer to Auron and whispers*
Auron: O_O;;;;;
Tidus: ?
Kimahri: *suddenly disappears*
Amy: *holds notepad and pencil in hand* The Ronso was getting boring.
Lulu: That was interesting.
Amy: Don't MAKE me write that campfire out so you freeze your top half off, Lulu.
Lulu: *sweatdrops*
Seymour: *appears out of fooking nowhere* Hehehe!
Amy: Oh, put a sock in it.
*A sock appears in Seymour's mouth*
Lulu: *falls over laughing and singes her dress*
Seymour: Mmph, mrph mmh.
Amy: Shut up or I'll write you out.
Seymour: *shuts up*
Lulu: *sits up, holding her dress up* I think the fire burned through the laces.
Amy: Good thing I wrote Wakka out.
Lulu: Yes, VERY good thing. Can you write my dress back together?
Amy: *writes something on the notepad, and Lulu's dress is fixed*
Lulu: Thanks.
Amy: Hey...if I wrote Kimahri out, who is gonna sweatdrop at the end of this omake?
Tidra: This is an omake?
Amy: Kyaa...forget it.
Auron: *sweatdrop*
Seymour: *spits out the sock* Blah.
*A random stick figure person (RSTP)'s head pops off*
Amy: Seymour, you idiot.
Seymour: All I said was blah.
*Another RSTP's head pops off*
Amy: Oh, forget it. Just don't say the zeeky words.
Tidra: What, zeeky boogy d *has a hand slapped across her mouth, covering it*
Amy: I said don't say them.
Seymour: Zeeky boogy doog! *explodes*
Amy: Eww...*writes out the scattered Seymour bits*
Tidus: *runs off and the sound of vomiting can be heard*
Auron: *sweatdrop again*
Amy: Let's end this...on three. One...
Lulu: Two...
Rikku: Three!
*All sweatdrop*
Next time on Unfinal Fantasy: Seymour makes a comeback and Auron takes off that robe!
