A Kiisu Omake: Unfinal Fantasy

*Yuna, Lulu, Auron, Tidus, Tidra, Rikku and the newly introduced writer, Amy, who still looks
like a miniature female Auron, are all sitting around that same old campfire and debating whether
this is a run-on sentence.*

Amy: *fiddles with her notepad, the pencil tucked behind her ear*

Lulu: *asleep while sitting up* *Z*

Amy: Why is it at least one person is always asleep? Oh yeah...I wrote it that way... *sweatdrops,
opens tokkuri and drinks*

Auron: *still has his feet tucked under him*

Amy: Hmm... *writes something on the notepad* Auron, aren't your feet falling asleep?

Auron: ...Yes...

Amy: *smiles sweetly* I wrote out the slippers...

Auron: Oh. *pokes his feet out...and they have froggy slippers on them* What the fook?!

Amy: But I wrote those in. ^_^

Yuna: *laughs*

Tidus: *confers with Tidra in whispers*

Rikku: I'm hungry...

Auron: And I'm hot...

Amy: Yes, you are. *clamps hand over mouth, then removes it* Did I just say that?

Rikku: Yep.

Amy: Tysh ed...

Rikku: Whoa, you speak Al Bhed?

Amy: *nods* Dryd'c ruf E lyh syga oui cbayg ed. Uv luinca, ed'c ymm tuha fedr y dnyhcmydun.
*sweatdrop*

Auron: ANYway...back to the subject...

Amy: I'm not going there. *folds her arms and sets her jaw, looking stern*

Auron: I didn't mean THAT way, anyway. *starts taking off his robe*

Yuna, Rikku, Tidra, Amy, Lulu (who has woken up): *lean closer in expectation*

Auron: *rolls his eyes and throws the robe aside*

Amy: *staring*

Rikku: *waves hand in front of Amy's face* Yoo-hoo...writer...? Aw, she's hopeless.

Auron: *actually blushes*

Tidra: Oo-oo, Auron's bluuuushing...

Yuna: How cuuuuuuute...

Lulu: *gag*

Rikku: *grabs Amy's notepad and writes on it*

*Someone falls in, crash-landing on Tidra*

Tidra: Owie!

Seymour: You're telling me... *gets up, pats his hair*

Amy: Huhwha? *snaps out of it* HEY, my notepad!

Rikku: *hands it over* Ehee.

Amy: Rikku, did you write Seymour in?

Rikku: ACTUALLY...I was trying to write him out for the whole series...

Amy: And now you wrote him back in. Greeeeeeat.

Tidus: Grat?

Amy: No, great.

Auron: *takes off the frog slippers and throws them aside*

Lulu: *catches them*


Seymour: My froggy slippers!

Amy: Auron's froggy slippers now. *smirk*

Seymour: Uhm...

Amy: And if you even THINK about summoning Anima, I have Yojimbo.

Seymour: Aww.

Amy: AND the Magus Sisters.

Seymour: Well, nutbunnies.

*A random person appears in the middle of the room*

Random Person: Zeeky boogy d-- *has hands clamped across his mouth from every direction and
disappears*

Seymour: Uhm...all your base are belong to us?

Amy: Somebody set up us the bomb. *grin*

Rikku: You have no chance to survive make your time!

Lulu, Yuna, Auron, Tidus, Tidra: We are NOT in this.

Amy: Oh, yes you are, Auron-sama.

Auron: *sweatdrop* Err...you are on the way to destruction?

Amy: That's the spirit!

Rikku: You can do it!

Auron: *glances at Amy's notepad* Weird...I have this sudden urge to kiss the writer.

Amy: I didn't write it. I swear. Even if I would like to...err. *whistles*

Auron: It happens. *grabs Amy and kisses her, to everyone's complete astonishment*

Lulu: !

Tidus: !

Tidra: !

Rikku: !

Yuna: *passes out*

Seymour: Aww, nutbunnies.

Amy: *runs around, squealing* I got kissed by Auron! I GOT KISSED BY AURON! YAY!
*other assorted happy things that all mean the above thing*

Auron: *stands there blushing as he realizes what he just did*

Rikku: ...*starts crying*

Tidra: Oh, not the waterworks again.

Rikku: But I wanted him to kiss ME! *blubber*

Tidus: Here's a joke. Tidra, you gonna help me?

Tidra: But that's private...OH, with the joke. Yeah... ^_^;

Tidus: The Eskimos used to eat whale meat and blubber...

Tidra: If I had to eat whale meat I'd blubber too.

*they both start laughing*

Amy: *sobers up* What teh fook?

Rikku: *stops crying* That was just dumb, guys.

Tidra: But it got you to shut up.

Rikku: ...

Amy: They have a point. *returns to running around and squealing*

Tidus: She doesn't...

Tidra: *whap*

Tidus: Ow!

Amy: *pauses in running and squealing* Ehee. *resumes*

Auron: *idly trips Amy, then catches her innocently*

Rikku: ªª_ªª

Amy: *looks up at him* Hello.

Auron: *picks her up and walks off elsewhere*

Rikku: *bursts into tears again* Wah!

Yuna: *pats Rikku on the head* There, there. It's okay.

Rikku: But, but, I thought the writer had plans for an Aurikku!

Amy: *from elsewhere* I changed it, get over it.

Rikku: Aw.

Seymour: Well, what do you call this new type of pairing?

Amy: *again from elsewhere* Very fun.

Seymour: Oh.

Auron: *from elsewhere* Oooh...

Rikku: ?!

Amy: *still from elsewhere* I gotta agree with you on that one...hm, how about this?

Rikku: That does it! *gets up* I'm going to crash their party! *stalks off elsewhere, pulls back the
curtain, and...*

*elsewhere*

Amy: If you wanted some cheese, Rikku, you could have said so. *points to the large selection of
cheeses spread out on a blanket*

Rikku: *facefault*

Auron: What about this Swiss? It seems quite delicious.

Amy: I prefer the sharp cheddar, myself, but to each their own. Ooh...Brie...*grabs a hunk*

Rikku: *sits down* Got any Gouda?

Amy: Right there, at the far left. *point*

Rikku: Thanks. *gets some*

*not elsewhere*

Yuna: What the heck are those three doing? I haven't heard a single sound since Rikku went over
there.

Lulu: Let's go check!

Seymour: I hope they have cheese. I love cheese.

Tidus: Now why would they have cheese?

*All get up, walk over, pull back curtain...*

Seymour: CHEESE~! *dives at the blanket*

Amy, Auron, Rikku: Aah! *take cover*

Lulu: *sweatdrop*

Amy: Okay, shall we end this? *writes something on her notepad*

Lulu: The end?

Kimahri: *appears, sweatdrops*


Next time on Unfinal Fantasy: Other authors make appearances!

Explanatory.
This omake makes use of cheese, as you have seen. Now, the reason the cheese is here is not to
confuse you...oh no. The cheese is here so that Amy and Auron would have something to do
other than...well...the alternative, because none of my omakes are ever gonna be rated NC-17.
See, cheese...ah, the power of cheese is compelling, as you have seen. Seymour cannot resist it.
Hell, NO one can resist it. So I'll shut up and eat my cheese now... *munch*
~~Sobakasu aka Kiisu~~