Disclaimer: *sighs* I still don't own FF8, it belongs to Squaresoft.
A/N: This chapter may be a little longer than the others so pls bear with me.
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Chapter 3
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
"I apologise for the inconvenience Mr. Kinneas, but your hat has to go." the make-up artist said calmly.
Irvine started to whine again, "But I never take off my cowboy hat! It's like a good luck charm! I even sleep with it! Zell, help me!"
Zell was sitted cross-legged in a corner with his hands on his knees. "Shuddup Irvine, I'm trying to meditate here! Don't forget, who was the one who got us in this mess? Oh, and I still have not forgiven you so don't bother speaking to me again!"
Irvine mumbled something about Zell being an idiot under his breath.
"What was that?" Zell demanded.
"Nothing!" Irvine answered innocently.
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*Back to the play*
*Odeka De Chocobo is playing*
"Oh my little ones, *ka puk* there you are!" mama chocobo exclaimed happily.
"MAMA, PAPA? *KA PUK* HAPPY!!" Fujin's voice croaked as she tried to speak through her crappy CHICOBO costume. (Note: Chicobo not chocobo. If you're wondering how she managed to squeezed into it, guess what? I'm wondering too!)
"We're so happy to *ka puk* see you, ya know!" cried out Raijin, the only one who managed to keep in character.
*Background music changes to Man with the machine gun*
"N-n-not s-so f-a-ast, y-ou cho-cho-cobos!" stuttered a supposedly "ferocious" moomba.
The actor's face could not be seen through the moomba head.
(That poor guy's acting sucks…hey, his voice is kinda familiar.) thought Squall.
"Stay *ka puk* away from my family, you *ka puk* mean red-eyed orange moomba or you'll be wishing you *ka puk* never did try to mess around with me!" threatened Seifer, the papa chocobo. (Who thought of these stupid lines? Oh yeah, Selphie…)
"You-u dare th-threaten me? Ta-ake this!"
A fighting scene ensues, starring a fluffy chocobo and a stammering moomba whose real identity was still unknown.
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(Oh hyne, please let something happen…let Selphie or Dr. Kadowaki forget all about our performance.) Irvine prayed (I don't wanna be the laughing stock of Garden or lose my reputation as the ladies' man…)
Dr. Kadowaki pops her head into the room. "You guys ready? You two are up in about five minutes!"
Irvine faints.
"Yo Irv! Wake up!" Zell starts to punch him till he wakes up.
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"The evil moomba soon fell to the ground dead and the chocobo family starts to celebrates their victory." spoke the narrator.
*Victory Theme starts to play*
"PAPA BEST!", "Papa, you're the greatest, ya know!", "Seifer papa, my hero!" The chocobos started to run to the head of the family and rejoiced together.
"After the death of the evil, evil, very evil moomba, all chocobos around the world lived happily every after and papa chocobo was hailed as King Chocobo along with mama chocobo as Queen Chocobo. The End!"
Dr Kadowaki steps out from behind the curtains. "Now, let's introduce the cast of the wonderful play. The chicobos: Fujin and Raijin!"
The audience applauded. No one dared to laugh for fear that Fujin might come after them with her shuriken.
"Next is mama chocobo played by everyone's favourite instructor, Quistis Trepe!"
The trepies climbed onto the tables and chairs and started cheering wildly.
"The hero, Seifer Almasy!"
*Silence*
Then, every single soul in the Quad burst into laughter.
Seifer whips out his gunblade, "I'll show you all not to laugh at me." But his words were drowned out by the peals of laughter. He notices a stern glare from Edea and retreated to keep his gunblade. (A/N: He's such a good boy, ain't he?)
"Last but not least, our guest star…" Dr Kadowaki continued.
The guy in the moomba suit comes out. He pulls of the moomba's head to reveal…
"The president of Esthar, Laguna!"
(Argh, my leg's cramping up!) He spots Squall and starts waving like an idiot. "Hey son, how did ya enjoy my acting?"
Squall puts his hand to his forehead and frowns. (This is a dream, this is a dream…no, it's a nightmare!)
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*At the back of the Quad*
"……"
"I agree, he's still such an idiot even after becoming president."
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"Let us now put our hands together to welcome a ballad performed by two very popular SeeDs, Zell Dincht and Irvine Kinneas!"
*Waltz to the moon is playing* (Imagine a slower version that will suit a ballet dance)
Two guys in pink tutus, one with an extremely bruised face, jumps out from behind the curtain. (A/N: Um…you know like how ballerinas jump around…sorry, I suck at describing this.)
They started to jump round in circles causing everyone to wonder which idiot had choreographed the dance.
(Ok, so far so good. Now for the hard part…) the two ballerinas thought.
The two starts to spin on their toes and both fell after three seconds. As the fall was in perfect timing, the audience, not knowing if it was part of the dance started to clap.
The duo quickly got up and started jumping around again. (A/N: Um…there's gonna be a lot of jumping, I guess.)
Irvine slips and slides into the curtain, colliding into Selphie who was there speaking to Dr. Kadowaki. Meanwhile, Zell was hopping around the stage solo, with his eyes close, thinking about the hotdogs that were the only reason why he didn't kill himself before the concert. Miraculously, he didn't bump into anything or fall at all.
"Irvine, get out there!" Selphie hissed.
"Please Selphie, look Zell doing a pretty good job, he needs no partner."
"I don't care. Get out there and dance for five minutes like you suppose to!" With that, she threw him onto the stage.
(Guess I better make the best out of it.) Irvine then started hopping and spinning around with Zell in rhythm…or at least he tried to. (*sighs*This is gonna be a long five minutes.)
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"Ta-Dah!" Irvine and Zell exclaimed as they ended their dance.
Both did a curtsy and walked 'gracefully' backstage.
The Quad fell silent. A cricket was heard, a plastic cup hit the floor, a bird flew off a tree.
"Um…" Dr. Kadowaki started, "Thank you Zell, Irvine for that um…breath- taking performance."
Some random guy started clapping but stopped after realizing he was the only one applauding.
"Let's carry on with our concert shall we? Next up, we have the librarians performing as a band playing a few familiar tunes."
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A/N: I'm sorry I couldn't make the ballad really funny. I just didn't seem to be able to make it hilarious. Anyway, the next and final chapter would be Squall and Rinoa's performance. Can anyone guess what song they're singing? Pls review everyone. Each review means a lot to me!
Rinoa41269: Thanx for reviewing! Remember to update your fics!
Angelprinczess29: Love your fics, thanx for bothering to review this!
Angelfaced: Hehe…Zell proved that he wasn't a chickenwuss, ne? Thanx for reviewing!
Heavenz Little Angel: Thanx for your nice comments! Sorry, but the next chapter would only revolve around Squall and Rinoa…
Athena88: Yup, that was Irvine and Zell in tutus! The next chapter will have tons of Squinoa stuff! Just wait and see!
Sasami: Thanx for reviewing again!
Angelus_morningstar: Heh…thanks for ze review…so, will you be posting any Resident Evil fics?
Lionheart: Thanks! Now, I've changed all the "ka puks" to "kwehs"! Hehe!
A/N: This chapter may be a little longer than the others so pls bear with me.
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Chapter 3
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
"I apologise for the inconvenience Mr. Kinneas, but your hat has to go." the make-up artist said calmly.
Irvine started to whine again, "But I never take off my cowboy hat! It's like a good luck charm! I even sleep with it! Zell, help me!"
Zell was sitted cross-legged in a corner with his hands on his knees. "Shuddup Irvine, I'm trying to meditate here! Don't forget, who was the one who got us in this mess? Oh, and I still have not forgiven you so don't bother speaking to me again!"
Irvine mumbled something about Zell being an idiot under his breath.
"What was that?" Zell demanded.
"Nothing!" Irvine answered innocently.
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*Back to the play*
*Odeka De Chocobo is playing*
"Oh my little ones, *ka puk* there you are!" mama chocobo exclaimed happily.
"MAMA, PAPA? *KA PUK* HAPPY!!" Fujin's voice croaked as she tried to speak through her crappy CHICOBO costume. (Note: Chicobo not chocobo. If you're wondering how she managed to squeezed into it, guess what? I'm wondering too!)
"We're so happy to *ka puk* see you, ya know!" cried out Raijin, the only one who managed to keep in character.
*Background music changes to Man with the machine gun*
"N-n-not s-so f-a-ast, y-ou cho-cho-cobos!" stuttered a supposedly "ferocious" moomba.
The actor's face could not be seen through the moomba head.
(That poor guy's acting sucks…hey, his voice is kinda familiar.) thought Squall.
"Stay *ka puk* away from my family, you *ka puk* mean red-eyed orange moomba or you'll be wishing you *ka puk* never did try to mess around with me!" threatened Seifer, the papa chocobo. (Who thought of these stupid lines? Oh yeah, Selphie…)
"You-u dare th-threaten me? Ta-ake this!"
A fighting scene ensues, starring a fluffy chocobo and a stammering moomba whose real identity was still unknown.
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(Oh hyne, please let something happen…let Selphie or Dr. Kadowaki forget all about our performance.) Irvine prayed (I don't wanna be the laughing stock of Garden or lose my reputation as the ladies' man…)
Dr. Kadowaki pops her head into the room. "You guys ready? You two are up in about five minutes!"
Irvine faints.
"Yo Irv! Wake up!" Zell starts to punch him till he wakes up.
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"The evil moomba soon fell to the ground dead and the chocobo family starts to celebrates their victory." spoke the narrator.
*Victory Theme starts to play*
"PAPA BEST!", "Papa, you're the greatest, ya know!", "Seifer papa, my hero!" The chocobos started to run to the head of the family and rejoiced together.
"After the death of the evil, evil, very evil moomba, all chocobos around the world lived happily every after and papa chocobo was hailed as King Chocobo along with mama chocobo as Queen Chocobo. The End!"
Dr Kadowaki steps out from behind the curtains. "Now, let's introduce the cast of the wonderful play. The chicobos: Fujin and Raijin!"
The audience applauded. No one dared to laugh for fear that Fujin might come after them with her shuriken.
"Next is mama chocobo played by everyone's favourite instructor, Quistis Trepe!"
The trepies climbed onto the tables and chairs and started cheering wildly.
"The hero, Seifer Almasy!"
*Silence*
Then, every single soul in the Quad burst into laughter.
Seifer whips out his gunblade, "I'll show you all not to laugh at me." But his words were drowned out by the peals of laughter. He notices a stern glare from Edea and retreated to keep his gunblade. (A/N: He's such a good boy, ain't he?)
"Last but not least, our guest star…" Dr Kadowaki continued.
The guy in the moomba suit comes out. He pulls of the moomba's head to reveal…
"The president of Esthar, Laguna!"
(Argh, my leg's cramping up!) He spots Squall and starts waving like an idiot. "Hey son, how did ya enjoy my acting?"
Squall puts his hand to his forehead and frowns. (This is a dream, this is a dream…no, it's a nightmare!)
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*At the back of the Quad*
"……"
"I agree, he's still such an idiot even after becoming president."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Let us now put our hands together to welcome a ballad performed by two very popular SeeDs, Zell Dincht and Irvine Kinneas!"
*Waltz to the moon is playing* (Imagine a slower version that will suit a ballet dance)
Two guys in pink tutus, one with an extremely bruised face, jumps out from behind the curtain. (A/N: Um…you know like how ballerinas jump around…sorry, I suck at describing this.)
They started to jump round in circles causing everyone to wonder which idiot had choreographed the dance.
(Ok, so far so good. Now for the hard part…) the two ballerinas thought.
The two starts to spin on their toes and both fell after three seconds. As the fall was in perfect timing, the audience, not knowing if it was part of the dance started to clap.
The duo quickly got up and started jumping around again. (A/N: Um…there's gonna be a lot of jumping, I guess.)
Irvine slips and slides into the curtain, colliding into Selphie who was there speaking to Dr. Kadowaki. Meanwhile, Zell was hopping around the stage solo, with his eyes close, thinking about the hotdogs that were the only reason why he didn't kill himself before the concert. Miraculously, he didn't bump into anything or fall at all.
"Irvine, get out there!" Selphie hissed.
"Please Selphie, look Zell doing a pretty good job, he needs no partner."
"I don't care. Get out there and dance for five minutes like you suppose to!" With that, she threw him onto the stage.
(Guess I better make the best out of it.) Irvine then started hopping and spinning around with Zell in rhythm…or at least he tried to. (*sighs*This is gonna be a long five minutes.)
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"Ta-Dah!" Irvine and Zell exclaimed as they ended their dance.
Both did a curtsy and walked 'gracefully' backstage.
The Quad fell silent. A cricket was heard, a plastic cup hit the floor, a bird flew off a tree.
"Um…" Dr. Kadowaki started, "Thank you Zell, Irvine for that um…breath- taking performance."
Some random guy started clapping but stopped after realizing he was the only one applauding.
"Let's carry on with our concert shall we? Next up, we have the librarians performing as a band playing a few familiar tunes."
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A/N: I'm sorry I couldn't make the ballad really funny. I just didn't seem to be able to make it hilarious. Anyway, the next and final chapter would be Squall and Rinoa's performance. Can anyone guess what song they're singing? Pls review everyone. Each review means a lot to me!
Rinoa41269: Thanx for reviewing! Remember to update your fics!
Angelprinczess29: Love your fics, thanx for bothering to review this!
Angelfaced: Hehe…Zell proved that he wasn't a chickenwuss, ne? Thanx for reviewing!
Heavenz Little Angel: Thanx for your nice comments! Sorry, but the next chapter would only revolve around Squall and Rinoa…
Athena88: Yup, that was Irvine and Zell in tutus! The next chapter will have tons of Squinoa stuff! Just wait and see!
Sasami: Thanx for reviewing again!
Angelus_morningstar: Heh…thanks for ze review…so, will you be posting any Resident Evil fics?
Lionheart: Thanks! Now, I've changed all the "ka puks" to "kwehs"! Hehe!
