A Kiisu Omake: Unfinal Fantasy

*Lulu, Rikku, Tidus, Yuna, Seymour, Tidra, Auron and Amy the writer are sitting around a
DIFFERENT campfire, since Lulu got bored with the old one and cast Waterga on its remains.*

Amy: I miss the old campfire. *looks morose*

Lulu: It was dying. It was better to let it die quickly than to fizzle out slowly, blah, blah, blah... *is
stifled by Yuna*

Amy: But, but, Lulu...it was canonical!

Rikku: What she said! *eats a hunk of cheese*

Auron: *sleeps sitting up*

Tidus and Tidra: *confer about how old a piece of Sinspawn is, and if they can eat it*

Yuna: Ugh, you two! That Sinspawn is from the first omake!

Tidus and Tidra: Omake? *each stuff a hunk of Sinspawn into their mouths*

Yuna: Never mind. *sweatdrops*

Lulu: Hey writer, I got a bone to pick with you...

Amy: About the pregnancy, right?

Lulu: Uh, yes.

Seymour: *spooky tone* It's the all-knowing...all-seeing...writer!

Amy: I wrote it out. Was getting kind of boring.

Tidus: *with mouth full* Hey...then how come Yuna's still fat?

Yuna: FAT?! I'm gonna KILL you! When I can get up.

Amy: I didn't say I wrote hers out.

Yuna: So I have to have a baby?

Amy: It's in the script. *brandishes a copy of the script and hopes no one notices she carefully
penciled it in*

Yuna: To carry on Braska's legacy, right? Dirty old man...

Rikku: Gasp!

Ghost of Braska: *appears* Damn straight. *fades out*

Tidus: Oo;

Tidra: My arms are cold.

Seymour: Want me to warm them up?

Amy: *scribbles frantically on her notepad* I thought...oh, there it is...okay!

*someone falls in with an "Eeeeeeee!" of happiness and lands on Auron, promptly proceeding to
smother him in huggles*

Amy: Spaz! ^_^

SpazKit: Kiisu! ^_^

Auron: Ack! Oo;

Amy: Everyone, this is Spaz, another writer and loyal Auronite.

Auron: I have a CULT?

Spaz: Lots of 'em! And lots of Auron cults makes me a happy Spaz.

Amy: And me a happy Kiisu!

Rikku, Seymour, Tidus, Tidra, Lulu, Yuna: Uh...yeah. Okay.

Amy and SpazKit: Whaaat?

Seymour: *eyes Amy's notepad* What's a Sekku?

Amy: AACK, keep your prying eyes off my notepad!

Lulu: This omake is boring...

Tidus and Tidra: Omake?

Lulu: Never mind. *sweatdrop*

Amy: Yes, is boring. Shall we end it?

Seymour: No! Wait! *grabs Rikku, kisses her*

Rikku: !

Kimahri: *appears, sweatdrops*


Next time on Unfinal Fantasy: A sample of the writer's Sekku (SeymourxRikku) fic and a squirrel!
(not really)