A Kiisu Omake: Unfinal Fantasy
*Lulu, Rikku, Tidus, Yuna, Seymour, Tidra, Auron and Amy the writer are sitting around a
DIFFERENT campfire, since Lulu got bored with the old one and cast Waterga on its remains.*
Amy: I miss the old campfire. *looks morose*
Lulu: It was dying. It was better to let it die quickly than to fizzle out slowly, blah, blah, blah... *is
stifled by Yuna*
Amy: But, but, Lulu...it was canonical!
Rikku: What she said! *eats a hunk of cheese*
Auron: *sleeps sitting up*
Tidus and Tidra: *confer about how old a piece of Sinspawn is, and if they can eat it*
Yuna: Ugh, you two! That Sinspawn is from the first omake!
Tidus and Tidra: Omake? *each stuff a hunk of Sinspawn into their mouths*
Yuna: Never mind. *sweatdrops*
Lulu: Hey writer, I got a bone to pick with you...
Amy: About the pregnancy, right?
Lulu: Uh, yes.
Seymour: *spooky tone* It's the all-knowing...all-seeing...writer!
Amy: I wrote it out. Was getting kind of boring.
Tidus: *with mouth full* Hey...then how come Yuna's still fat?
Yuna: FAT?! I'm gonna KILL you! When I can get up.
Amy: I didn't say I wrote hers out.
Yuna: So I have to have a baby?
Amy: It's in the script. *brandishes a copy of the script and hopes no one notices she carefully
penciled it in*
Yuna: To carry on Braska's legacy, right? Dirty old man...
Rikku: Gasp!
Ghost of Braska: *appears* Damn straight. *fades out*
Tidus: Oo;
Tidra: My arms are cold.
Seymour: Want me to warm them up?
Amy: *scribbles frantically on her notepad* I thought...oh, there it is...okay!
*someone falls in with an "Eeeeeeee!" of happiness and lands on Auron, promptly proceeding to
smother him in huggles*
Amy: Spaz! ^_^
SpazKit: Kiisu! ^_^
Auron: Ack! Oo;
Amy: Everyone, this is Spaz, another writer and loyal Auronite.
Auron: I have a CULT?
Spaz: Lots of 'em! And lots of Auron cults makes me a happy Spaz.
Amy: And me a happy Kiisu!
Rikku, Seymour, Tidus, Tidra, Lulu, Yuna: Uh...yeah. Okay.
Amy and SpazKit: Whaaat?
Seymour: *eyes Amy's notepad* What's a Sekku?
Amy: AACK, keep your prying eyes off my notepad!
Lulu: This omake is boring...
Tidus and Tidra: Omake?
Lulu: Never mind. *sweatdrop*
Amy: Yes, is boring. Shall we end it?
Seymour: No! Wait! *grabs Rikku, kisses her*
Rikku: !
Kimahri: *appears, sweatdrops*
Next time on Unfinal Fantasy: A sample of the writer's Sekku (SeymourxRikku) fic and a squirrel!
(not really)
*Lulu, Rikku, Tidus, Yuna, Seymour, Tidra, Auron and Amy the writer are sitting around a
DIFFERENT campfire, since Lulu got bored with the old one and cast Waterga on its remains.*
Amy: I miss the old campfire. *looks morose*
Lulu: It was dying. It was better to let it die quickly than to fizzle out slowly, blah, blah, blah... *is
stifled by Yuna*
Amy: But, but, Lulu...it was canonical!
Rikku: What she said! *eats a hunk of cheese*
Auron: *sleeps sitting up*
Tidus and Tidra: *confer about how old a piece of Sinspawn is, and if they can eat it*
Yuna: Ugh, you two! That Sinspawn is from the first omake!
Tidus and Tidra: Omake? *each stuff a hunk of Sinspawn into their mouths*
Yuna: Never mind. *sweatdrops*
Lulu: Hey writer, I got a bone to pick with you...
Amy: About the pregnancy, right?
Lulu: Uh, yes.
Seymour: *spooky tone* It's the all-knowing...all-seeing...writer!
Amy: I wrote it out. Was getting kind of boring.
Tidus: *with mouth full* Hey...then how come Yuna's still fat?
Yuna: FAT?! I'm gonna KILL you! When I can get up.
Amy: I didn't say I wrote hers out.
Yuna: So I have to have a baby?
Amy: It's in the script. *brandishes a copy of the script and hopes no one notices she carefully
penciled it in*
Yuna: To carry on Braska's legacy, right? Dirty old man...
Rikku: Gasp!
Ghost of Braska: *appears* Damn straight. *fades out*
Tidus: Oo;
Tidra: My arms are cold.
Seymour: Want me to warm them up?
Amy: *scribbles frantically on her notepad* I thought...oh, there it is...okay!
*someone falls in with an "Eeeeeeee!" of happiness and lands on Auron, promptly proceeding to
smother him in huggles*
Amy: Spaz! ^_^
SpazKit: Kiisu! ^_^
Auron: Ack! Oo;
Amy: Everyone, this is Spaz, another writer and loyal Auronite.
Auron: I have a CULT?
Spaz: Lots of 'em! And lots of Auron cults makes me a happy Spaz.
Amy: And me a happy Kiisu!
Rikku, Seymour, Tidus, Tidra, Lulu, Yuna: Uh...yeah. Okay.
Amy and SpazKit: Whaaat?
Seymour: *eyes Amy's notepad* What's a Sekku?
Amy: AACK, keep your prying eyes off my notepad!
Lulu: This omake is boring...
Tidus and Tidra: Omake?
Lulu: Never mind. *sweatdrop*
Amy: Yes, is boring. Shall we end it?
Seymour: No! Wait! *grabs Rikku, kisses her*
Rikku: !
Kimahri: *appears, sweatdrops*
Next time on Unfinal Fantasy: A sample of the writer's Sekku (SeymourxRikku) fic and a squirrel!
(not really)
