A Kiisu Omake: Unfinal Fantasy
*Lulu, Rikku, Tidus, Yuna, Seymour, Tidra, Auron and Amy the writer, now plus SpazKit, are
sitting around the new campfire, and pondering Amy's threat that if anyone touches it they will die.*
Amy: Hey, Seymour. You wanted to know what a Sekku is, right?
Seymour: Yeah, it's been bugging me all night...wait, do we even have night here? Or day?
Amy: No, it's just a meaningless, formless existence that was caused by the 4th Wall.
Seymour: So, what's a Sekku?
Amy: Well, listen to this. "Seymour never tore his blue eyes away from Rikku's green ones, a smile
curving the edges of his thin lips. 'Anything, Rikku?' he asked, his voice soft and kind."
Seymour: ...
Rikku: ...
Yuna: I know where this is go-ing, I know where *stifled*
Lulu: As do I, but I won't say ANYTHING.
Spaz: *sleeps sitting up, as is required*
Amy: Anyway, I had two new people to bring in today.
Tidus: People!
Tidra: Food?
Amy: Oh...if you insist... -_-;
Tidus and Tidra: FOOD!
Auron: *is also asleep sitting up*
Amy: Introducing...
*Two people fall from nowhere. One lands on Amy, and one lands on Seymour*
Amy: Oof! *gasp* Hi...Risu...Kaa...x_x
Risu: *gets up* Sorry for landing on you. ^.^;;
Kachi: *looks kind of star-struck*
Seymour: I think I have a fan. Oo;
Amy: Guys, this is Risu and Kachi, otherwise known as Kaa or Kchi.
Kachi: Yeah, just like you're known as Ksu or Kii. :3
Amy: That's beside the point. *pencils something in on her notepad and a giant block of beef jerky
falls in, narrowly missing Tidus and Tidra*
Tidus and Tidra: FOOD! *pounce on it and have it gone in exactly seven minutes and forty
seconds*
Risu: Oo;
Amy: We gotta get more people in here!
*Someone else falls in and lands on Risu*
Amy: Karasu! There you are. ^^
Kara: Yes, here I am! And I...seem to be...on top of Risu...*grin*
Risu: *blushes*
Amy: Everyone, meet Kara.
Kara: Hi, everyone. ^_^
*Someone ELSE walks in, preferring not to fall*
Amy: Aaaaand here's Sara! Everyone, meet Sara, she's a crazy writer type just like me and Kaa and
Karasu and Spaz and...*is stifled by Seymour's hand across her mouth, but is obviously grinning*
Sara: Hey, guys. I've heard a lot about you.
Kara, Kachi and Risu: Us too! But all good stuff, promise.
Kara: Well, except for Tidus and Tidra's eating constantly.
Kachi: And Yuna trying to kill Lulu.
Risu: And Seymour's tendency to say the zeeky words.
Seymour: Zeeky boogy d -
Rikku: *kisses him to shut him up*
Seymour: *blushes cutely*
Sara: And Lulu's casting Waterga on the old campfire.
Lulu: IT WAS DYING!
Yuna: Oh, shut up.
Lulu: Did you just tell me to shut up?
Yuna: Yep.
Lulu: Oh. Well...okay.
Risu: *sits down next to Lulu*
Kachi: *takes a seat between Amy and Spaz*
Kara: *takes a seat between Amy and Yuna*
Sara: *sits down across from Seymour*
Amy: This is like one of those riddles. "If so-and-so sat by so-and-so, and so-and-so was across from
so-and-so and next to so-and-so, where were so-and-so and so-and-so sitting?"
Rikku: Who's so-and-so?
Amy: ...Never mind. -_-;
Sara: Well, let's help our readers piece together the puzzle!
Kara: Yeah!
Lulu: I'll write the riddle out!
Yuna: I'll dictate it!
Amy: My place is number 1, directly at the top of the campfire circle from a bird's-eye view!
Lulu: How many of us are there?
Seymour: *counts* Wow, we're unlucky! There's thirteen of us.
Yuna: Pretend this is the campfire. *draws a circle on the ground with a piece of chalk* Amy's spot
is right up here. *draws a star at the very top of the circle* That's position one.
Lulu: *scribbles this down frantically*
Yuna: Position thirteen is right here. *marks a star to the left of position one* Kara is sitting there.
This is position two *marks a star to the right of position one* and Kachi is there.
Lulu: *scribble*
Seymour: *takes the chalk* Spaz is here, at position three. *marks the spot to the right of position
two* And Yuna is at position twelve. *marks the spot to the left of position thirteen*
Lulu: *scribble more*
Amy: *yoinks the piece of chalk* And right here, at position seven, is Sara. *marks the spot right
across the campfire circle from position one*
Kara: *reaches for the chalk* Seymour, Auron, Tidus, Tidra, Risu, Lulu and Rikku's spots are
unknown. Let's give clues for them.
Lulu: Here, let me. *starts writing, then reads off the first clue* Seymour is three positions away
from Kara.
Kachi: But it doesn't say in which direction!
Lulu: It isn't supposed to...it makes the riddle that much harder.
Kachi: Oh, right.
Lulu: *write, read* I am six positions away from position twelve.
Amy: *marks the rest of the positions, but writes names on the known ones*
Lulu: *same old* Auron is between two girls on the right side of the circle.
Seymour: Lucky!
Lulu: Risu is two positions away from Auron, and ALSO between two girls.
Risu: ^.^
Tidus: Me, Tidra and Rikku are left.
Lulu: Rikku's between a guy and a girl.
Rikku: Oo;
Lulu: Last of all, Tidus and Tidra are on the bottom right of the circle. Tidus is between Tidra and
an unknown guy.
Amy: Can we even figure it out?
Lulu: Uh-huh. Using the clues for Seymour and me. It's simple trial and error.
Amy: Let me try it now. *makes the rest of the crowd invisible, but still audible*
Yuna: Eek!
Amy: Ok. We have our knowns. *thinks back over the clues* Seymour is three positions away from
Yuna...we don't know the exact but Spaz is in position three.
Yuna: Uh-huh, and?
Amy: Tidra has to be on Tidus' right.
Tidra: I'm not telling.
Amy: Lulu is six positions away from position twelve. Going left or right she's in a free space.
Lulu: You won't know where I am till you solve the puzzle.
Amy: Rikku is between a guy and a girl. There's only one position like that left.
Rikku: You will never find my position! Muaha!
Amy: Auron is between two girls on the circle's right side. That can put him in either one of two
positions remaining on the right.
Auron: *Z*
Amy: Risu is ALSO between two girls. The only place that happens is, again, on the right side.
Risu: Heh.
Amy: Auron and Risu are the uncertain ones...can we get another clue?
Lulu: Okay. Auron is NOT by Sara.
Amy: I have it! *marks it* Am I correct? *makes everyone visible, revealing that she is* I did it!
Lulu: Nice detective work, writer.
Kara: We thought you'd never get it.
Kachi: That was some good plotting.
Amy: Woohoo!
Risu: I was falling asleep while you were solving it, you took so long.
Amy: Long? I only took *checks watch* dear Yevon, ten minutes?
Risu: That was only ten?
Lulu: Yup.
Amy: We all need sleep. Let's end this.
Kimahri: *appears, sweatdrops*
Next time on Unfinal Fantasy: The solution to the puzzle, if you didn't get it this time around!
*Lulu, Rikku, Tidus, Yuna, Seymour, Tidra, Auron and Amy the writer, now plus SpazKit, are
sitting around the new campfire, and pondering Amy's threat that if anyone touches it they will die.*
Amy: Hey, Seymour. You wanted to know what a Sekku is, right?
Seymour: Yeah, it's been bugging me all night...wait, do we even have night here? Or day?
Amy: No, it's just a meaningless, formless existence that was caused by the 4th Wall.
Seymour: So, what's a Sekku?
Amy: Well, listen to this. "Seymour never tore his blue eyes away from Rikku's green ones, a smile
curving the edges of his thin lips. 'Anything, Rikku?' he asked, his voice soft and kind."
Seymour: ...
Rikku: ...
Yuna: I know where this is go-ing, I know where *stifled*
Lulu: As do I, but I won't say ANYTHING.
Spaz: *sleeps sitting up, as is required*
Amy: Anyway, I had two new people to bring in today.
Tidus: People!
Tidra: Food?
Amy: Oh...if you insist... -_-;
Tidus and Tidra: FOOD!
Auron: *is also asleep sitting up*
Amy: Introducing...
*Two people fall from nowhere. One lands on Amy, and one lands on Seymour*
Amy: Oof! *gasp* Hi...Risu...Kaa...x_x
Risu: *gets up* Sorry for landing on you. ^.^;;
Kachi: *looks kind of star-struck*
Seymour: I think I have a fan. Oo;
Amy: Guys, this is Risu and Kachi, otherwise known as Kaa or Kchi.
Kachi: Yeah, just like you're known as Ksu or Kii. :3
Amy: That's beside the point. *pencils something in on her notepad and a giant block of beef jerky
falls in, narrowly missing Tidus and Tidra*
Tidus and Tidra: FOOD! *pounce on it and have it gone in exactly seven minutes and forty
seconds*
Risu: Oo;
Amy: We gotta get more people in here!
*Someone else falls in and lands on Risu*
Amy: Karasu! There you are. ^^
Kara: Yes, here I am! And I...seem to be...on top of Risu...*grin*
Risu: *blushes*
Amy: Everyone, meet Kara.
Kara: Hi, everyone. ^_^
*Someone ELSE walks in, preferring not to fall*
Amy: Aaaaand here's Sara! Everyone, meet Sara, she's a crazy writer type just like me and Kaa and
Karasu and Spaz and...*is stifled by Seymour's hand across her mouth, but is obviously grinning*
Sara: Hey, guys. I've heard a lot about you.
Kara, Kachi and Risu: Us too! But all good stuff, promise.
Kara: Well, except for Tidus and Tidra's eating constantly.
Kachi: And Yuna trying to kill Lulu.
Risu: And Seymour's tendency to say the zeeky words.
Seymour: Zeeky boogy d -
Rikku: *kisses him to shut him up*
Seymour: *blushes cutely*
Sara: And Lulu's casting Waterga on the old campfire.
Lulu: IT WAS DYING!
Yuna: Oh, shut up.
Lulu: Did you just tell me to shut up?
Yuna: Yep.
Lulu: Oh. Well...okay.
Risu: *sits down next to Lulu*
Kachi: *takes a seat between Amy and Spaz*
Kara: *takes a seat between Amy and Yuna*
Sara: *sits down across from Seymour*
Amy: This is like one of those riddles. "If so-and-so sat by so-and-so, and so-and-so was across from
so-and-so and next to so-and-so, where were so-and-so and so-and-so sitting?"
Rikku: Who's so-and-so?
Amy: ...Never mind. -_-;
Sara: Well, let's help our readers piece together the puzzle!
Kara: Yeah!
Lulu: I'll write the riddle out!
Yuna: I'll dictate it!
Amy: My place is number 1, directly at the top of the campfire circle from a bird's-eye view!
Lulu: How many of us are there?
Seymour: *counts* Wow, we're unlucky! There's thirteen of us.
Yuna: Pretend this is the campfire. *draws a circle on the ground with a piece of chalk* Amy's spot
is right up here. *draws a star at the very top of the circle* That's position one.
Lulu: *scribbles this down frantically*
Yuna: Position thirteen is right here. *marks a star to the left of position one* Kara is sitting there.
This is position two *marks a star to the right of position one* and Kachi is there.
Lulu: *scribble*
Seymour: *takes the chalk* Spaz is here, at position three. *marks the spot to the right of position
two* And Yuna is at position twelve. *marks the spot to the left of position thirteen*
Lulu: *scribble more*
Amy: *yoinks the piece of chalk* And right here, at position seven, is Sara. *marks the spot right
across the campfire circle from position one*
Kara: *reaches for the chalk* Seymour, Auron, Tidus, Tidra, Risu, Lulu and Rikku's spots are
unknown. Let's give clues for them.
Lulu: Here, let me. *starts writing, then reads off the first clue* Seymour is three positions away
from Kara.
Kachi: But it doesn't say in which direction!
Lulu: It isn't supposed to...it makes the riddle that much harder.
Kachi: Oh, right.
Lulu: *write, read* I am six positions away from position twelve.
Amy: *marks the rest of the positions, but writes names on the known ones*
Lulu: *same old* Auron is between two girls on the right side of the circle.
Seymour: Lucky!
Lulu: Risu is two positions away from Auron, and ALSO between two girls.
Risu: ^.^
Tidus: Me, Tidra and Rikku are left.
Lulu: Rikku's between a guy and a girl.
Rikku: Oo;
Lulu: Last of all, Tidus and Tidra are on the bottom right of the circle. Tidus is between Tidra and
an unknown guy.
Amy: Can we even figure it out?
Lulu: Uh-huh. Using the clues for Seymour and me. It's simple trial and error.
Amy: Let me try it now. *makes the rest of the crowd invisible, but still audible*
Yuna: Eek!
Amy: Ok. We have our knowns. *thinks back over the clues* Seymour is three positions away from
Yuna...we don't know the exact but Spaz is in position three.
Yuna: Uh-huh, and?
Amy: Tidra has to be on Tidus' right.
Tidra: I'm not telling.
Amy: Lulu is six positions away from position twelve. Going left or right she's in a free space.
Lulu: You won't know where I am till you solve the puzzle.
Amy: Rikku is between a guy and a girl. There's only one position like that left.
Rikku: You will never find my position! Muaha!
Amy: Auron is between two girls on the circle's right side. That can put him in either one of two
positions remaining on the right.
Auron: *Z*
Amy: Risu is ALSO between two girls. The only place that happens is, again, on the right side.
Risu: Heh.
Amy: Auron and Risu are the uncertain ones...can we get another clue?
Lulu: Okay. Auron is NOT by Sara.
Amy: I have it! *marks it* Am I correct? *makes everyone visible, revealing that she is* I did it!
Lulu: Nice detective work, writer.
Kara: We thought you'd never get it.
Kachi: That was some good plotting.
Amy: Woohoo!
Risu: I was falling asleep while you were solving it, you took so long.
Amy: Long? I only took *checks watch* dear Yevon, ten minutes?
Risu: That was only ten?
Lulu: Yup.
Amy: We all need sleep. Let's end this.
Kimahri: *appears, sweatdrops*
Next time on Unfinal Fantasy: The solution to the puzzle, if you didn't get it this time around!
