Unfinal Fantasy: A Kiisu Omake

*Lulu, Rikku, Tidus, Yuna, Seymour, Tidra, Auron, Amy the writer, SpazKit, Risu, Kachi, Kara,
and Sara are sitting around the new campfire, and being happy that the puzzle's solved.*

Amy: You know, you guys don't know how I solved the puzzle, do you?

Lulu: Nope, we're just happy you did.

Amy: Right, well, wanna hear how I did it?

Risu: This will take hours.

Kachi: Sod off. :3

Kara: *giggles*

Lulu: Yes.

Yuna: Okay.

Auron: *Z*

Spaz: Yeah, let's!

Tidus and Tidra: *are eating AGAIN*

Seymour: That would be nifty.

Rikku: I wanna hear!

Amy: Well, I started with Seymour's clue. Three positions from Kara would have been three from
position thirteen. Going right, you end up at position three, which is taken. What does that leave?
Seymour must have been in position ten.

Seymour: And I still am.

Amy: Lulu's clue was harder. Six positions away from position twelve. Going left you end up at
position six, which is free, but going right takes you to position five, which is also free. I marked her
as a maybe for those two positions.

Lulu: Which was a smart move.

Amy: Auron was between two females at the right side. For this I also looked at the last clue, which
stated he was NOT by Sara. Spaz was a known female on the right, so I put Auron as a maybe for
position four.

Auron: Which was right. And still is.

Amy: Risu was two positions away from Auron and ALSO between two females. Since Auron
wasn't by Sara, then Risu must have been. I marked him down there, and that made Auron's
position - four - a given as well. That solved Lulu's, position five.

Risu: That was a good move, actually.

Amy: Rikku was between a male and a female. I left this one for after I solved the Tidus and Tidra
clues.

Rikku: I'm not important? *tears up*

Amy: Tidus was at the bottom right, between Tidra and an unknown male. The only male near the
bottom right was Seymour, so Tidus must have been in position nine. That solved Tidra's as well,
putting her in position eight.

Tidus and Tidra: *too busy eating to talk*

Amy: Now back to Rikku's clue. The only spot left for her to be between a male and a female was
between Yuna and Seymour - position eleven.

Rikku: Oho!

Lulu: Nice.

Amy: Now to list everyone. I am at position one, Kachi is at position two, Spaz is at position three,
Auron is at position four, Lulu is at position five, Risu is at position six, Sara is at position seven,
Tidra is at position eight, Tidus is at position nine, Seymour is at position ten, Rikku is at position
eleven, Yuna is at position twelve, and Kara is at position thirteen.

Kara: Right the whole way through!

Yuna: Amazing.

Seymour: Can we play with the bunny now?

Rikku: No, it's peanut butter jelly time!

Sara: Peanut butter jelly time?

Rikku: Peanut butter jelly time!

Risu: Where ya at, where ya at, where ya at, where ya at!

Kachi: Now there ya go, there ya go, there ya go, there ya go!

Tidus and Tidra: Peanut butter jelly! Peanut butter jelly! Peanut butter jelly! Peanut butter jelly!

Amy: The peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat!

Kara: Now freestyle! Freestyle! Freestyle! Freestyle! Freestyle! Freestyle - uh!

Lulu: I'm surrounded by idiots.

Yuna: I'm fat! *sobs*

Tidus: Shutting up. Really.

Tidra: Ya better.

Rikku: But it's PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!

Amy: Here's your baseball bat.

PBJ Sandwich: Gee, thanks!

All but Amy: OO;;;

Amy: It's peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat. ^-^

Seymour: Argh.

*the sandwich walks off*

Tidra: That food just walked away...I think I'm hallucinating. Must have been the Dark Flan I ate.

Tidus: You ate a Dark Flan?

Tidra: Yep.

Tidus: You didn't leave any for me! *wail*

Tidra: I was STARVING!

Amy: Tidra, my friend, the 4th Wall clearly dictates that food can walk away any time it wants to in
this reality.

Tidra: Oh, the 4th Wall must have eaten some Dark Flan then.

4th Wall: No, I ate Mushroom Rock.

Amy: MUSHROOM Rock... *snickers*

4th Wall: See, SHE'S got it.

Tidus: Okay then.

4th Wall: Don't make me eat your name, like I did Wakka's. I ate his K's.

Amy: You ate Wakka's K's? But that would make him... *starts laughing*

Sara: *bursts out laughing and squeals* That would make him WAA! *laughs hysterically*

Rikku: Waa? *giggles*

Lulu: I'm dating a guy named Waa? XD

4th Wall: *eats Lulu's L's*

Uu: Oo; Now this is strange.

Amy: Eat Sara's R!

4th Wall: *does*

Saa: Ack!

Riu: It ate my K's too!

Tius and Tira: And our D's!

Auro: And my N! *cries*

Spz: It just ate my A. I can live with that. I'm a bug sound now.

Seymou: It ate my R. I feel so French.

Rsu: It ate my I!

Kchi: And my A! Now I am a sneeze! And so are you, Rsu.

Kra: It ate one of my A's. :b

Amy: *changes into her alter ego Ksu* Now I'm a sneeze!

Kchi: Hai. :3

Ksu: Kra, you sound like a war cry, ya know. "Kra!"

Yun: I sound male!

Uu: I sound like a freakin' exclamation!

Kchi, Ksu, Rsu: Well, we sound like three freakin' sneezes!

Spz: I'm a bug sound now! Spzzzzzzzz...

Kra: I'm a war cry!

Seymou: I'm French!

Tius and Tira: We sound like different kinds of car tires or something!

Auro: I sound like a damned plane.

Saa: Well, I sound like a tool!

Riu: I sound like half of a river!

4th Wall: You all sound like idiots. *shuts up now*

Seymou: Do I look foreign to you, Yun?

Yun: No, Seymou. You look like an albino Guado.

Kra: Ksu, Kchi, Rsu, you guys don't LOOK like sneezes to me...

Ksu: Well, you don't look like a war cry.

Auro: Thank goodness I don't LOOK like a plane. Right, Uu?

Uu: Correct. Neither does Riu look like a river.

Saa: I don't look like a saw, do I, Spz?

Spz: Nope, Saa, and I don't look like a buzz.

Tius: Tira, do I look like a tire?

Tira: No, do I?

Tius: Nope.

Ksu: This is getting fun, let me bring in the others.

*Waa and Kmahr appear*

Kmahr: This weird plot development.

Waa: I sound like a frickin' sob!

Uu: You are a sob, Waa.

Kmahr: Kmahr want his I's.

Yun: But Kmahr, they're right there in your head.

Kmahr: Ha.

Uu: I've always wanted to be an exclamation and make out with a sob. * makes out with Waa*

Tius: What if two tires made out?

Tira: Let's find out. *makes out with Tius*

Seymou: Yun?

Ksu: Not a chance in hell, Seymou. Come here.

Seymou: Ooh, I get to make out with the writer! *does exactly that*

Yun: *makes out with Auro*

Riu: *makes out with Rsu*

Kchi: Kra?

Kra: Exactly what I was thinking. *makes out with Kchi*

Saa: Me, Spz and Kmahr are left. Hey, you guys, wanna all make out together?

Kmahr and Spz: Okay!

*But before they do, Kmahr sweatdrops.*


Next time on Unfinal Fantasy: The 4th Wall puts letters back...in ALL the wrong places!...and Waa
and Kmahr - er, sorry, Wakka and Kimahri return...for good? We'll see.