Unfinal Fantasy: A Kiisu Omake

*Uu, Waa, Ksu, Rsu, Kchi, Kra, Seymou, Yun, Kmahr, Auro, Riu, Saa, Tius, Tira and Spz are all sitting around the new campfire and bemoaning the loss of important letters in their names.*

Waa: I sound like a sob... *sniffles*

Spz: *attaches fake bee-wings to her back*

Seymou: Does this outfit look more French to you?

Yun: Seymou, you look like an idiot.

Seymou: Then that's a yes?

Yun: Uh-huh.

Auro: *is curiously quiet*

Ksu: *is asleep on Rsu, since it's four-thirty A.M. while she's doing this*

Kchi: *is also asleep, but flat on her back*

Kra: *is asleep on Ksu's foot*

Kmahr: *is eyeing his spear and muttering about the 4th Wall*

Riu: *is eating*

Saa: *is asleep on Tira's leg*

Tius: *isn't eating*

Spz: Has anyone seen my stinger?

4th Wall: I'm back.

Tius: Can we have our letters back?

4th Wall: Yep, I'm in a generous mood.

*A bright flash*

Tiuds: That's better...HEY! What did ya do?!

Tirad: I sound weird!

Serymou: I'm still French!

Spza: Now I'm not a bee, I'm a magic trick!

Sraa: *wakes up* I sound angry.

Ksu: *wakes up* I stay the sa-ame.

Rsui: *wakes up* Now I sound Japanese again!

Kchia: *wakes up* Why do I sound like I should have leaves growing out of my head? Or a really stupid sneeze?

4th Wall: I can arrange that leaves thing.

Kchia: NO!

4th Wall: Well, I don't make sneezes grow from people's heads.

Kraa: *wakes up* Still a war cry!

Yuan: Now I'm a monetary unit?

Aunro: ...

Kmaiihr: Well, at least Kmaiihr have I's back.

Wakak: Wakak? I sound like a disease now!

Kriuk: You think you're bad? Look at me! Kriuk! I sound like a mangled creek!

Spza: *squeaks* Introducing the great Spza Kit!

Ksu: Sounds like a weird weight-loss program to me.

Sin: *appears* I'm too fat to play blitzball!

Spza: Then try my revolutionary new Spza Kit! Banishes the excess pounds and makes you a lean mean exercise machine!

Sin: Gee, thanks! *falls on Serymou, squishes him, and vanishes*

Serymou: He was supposed to fall on Bevelle...ouch...

4th Wall: Want your names back?

All: YES!

4th Wall: I'm not in that generous a mood, rearrange them yourselves.

Kchia: Fine, we will! *takes her A and puts it where it belongs* I'm Kachi again!

Kraa: But I like being a war cry... *puts her R between the A's*

Rsui: I sound kinda cute. *smacks the I into place* I hate being cute.

Serymou: But, but, I'm French!

Luul: *rearranges her last U and then fixes Seymour's name*

Spza: *switches A and Z*

Sraa: *switches A and R*

Wakak: *puts his K where it belongs*

Kriuk: *removes her two K's and puts them before her U*

Ksu: I stay the sa-ame.

Yuan: *switches A and N*

Aunro: *gladly puts the N at the end of his name*

Kmaiihr: *stuffs the I's into their rightful slots*

Tiuds: *switches D and U*

Tirad: *puts the D before the R*

Auron: I'm normal again! Praise Yenov!

Ksu: Uh-oh. 4th Wall...?

4th Wall: Yenov is so much funnier.

Ksu: Fix. It. NOW.

4th Wall: Ok! Geesh! Fixed!

Spaz: Praise Yevon.

Lulu: I feel better.

Kimahri: Kimahri feel better too.

Wakka: Yeah, I'm not a sob OR a disease!

Tidus and Tidra: *eat*

Rikku: I can be me again!

Yuna: I'm not a man or a monetary unit!

Kachi: I'm not a Chia-pet!

Kara: But I liked being a war cry.

Risu: I'm less cute!

Seymour: I'm not French anymore! ;;

Sara: I don't sound all satanic anymore.

Ksu: I remain as I am. ^_^

4th Wall: Can I make it Yoven instead?

All: NO.

4th Wall: *shuts up, grumpy*

Spaz: But I was a good magic act...and weight-loss kit.

Ksu: Can we end this? I need to get some sleep, it's five A.M.

Kimahri: *sweatdrops*


Next time on Unfinal Fantasy: Ksu will be rested up and ready for fun!