Unfinal Fantasy: A Kiisu Omake
*Uu, Waa, Ksu, Rsu, Kchi, Kra, Seymou, Yun, Kmahr, Auro, Riu, Saa, Tius, Tira and Spz are all sitting around the new campfire and bemoaning the loss of important letters in their names.*
Waa: I sound like a sob... *sniffles*
Spz: *attaches fake bee-wings to her back*
Seymou: Does this outfit look more French to you?
Yun: Seymou, you look like an idiot.
Seymou: Then that's a yes?
Yun: Uh-huh.
Auro: *is curiously quiet*
Ksu: *is asleep on Rsu, since it's four-thirty A.M. while she's doing this*
Kchi: *is also asleep, but flat on her back*
Kra: *is asleep on Ksu's foot*
Kmahr: *is eyeing his spear and muttering about the 4th Wall*
Riu: *is eating*
Saa: *is asleep on Tira's leg*
Tius: *isn't eating*
Spz: Has anyone seen my stinger?
4th Wall: I'm back.
Tius: Can we have our letters back?
4th Wall: Yep, I'm in a generous mood.
*A bright flash*
Tiuds: That's better...HEY! What did ya do?!
Tirad: I sound weird!
Serymou: I'm still French!
Spza: Now I'm not a bee, I'm a magic trick!
Sraa: *wakes up* I sound angry.
Ksu: *wakes up* I stay the sa-ame.
Rsui: *wakes up* Now I sound Japanese again!
Kchia: *wakes up* Why do I sound like I should have leaves growing out of my head? Or a really stupid sneeze?
4th Wall: I can arrange that leaves thing.
Kchia: NO!
4th Wall: Well, I don't make sneezes grow from people's heads.
Kraa: *wakes up* Still a war cry!
Yuan: Now I'm a monetary unit?
Aunro: ...
Kmaiihr: Well, at least Kmaiihr have I's back.
Wakak: Wakak? I sound like a disease now!
Kriuk: You think you're bad? Look at me! Kriuk! I sound like a mangled creek!
Spza: *squeaks* Introducing the great Spza Kit!
Ksu: Sounds like a weird weight-loss program to me.
Sin: *appears* I'm too fat to play blitzball!
Spza: Then try my revolutionary new Spza Kit! Banishes the excess pounds and makes you a lean mean exercise machine!
Sin: Gee, thanks! *falls on Serymou, squishes him, and vanishes*
Serymou: He was supposed to fall on Bevelle...ouch...
4th Wall: Want your names back?
All: YES!
4th Wall: I'm not in that generous a mood, rearrange them yourselves.
Kchia: Fine, we will! *takes her A and puts it where it belongs* I'm Kachi again!
Kraa: But I like being a war cry... *puts her R between the A's*
Rsui: I sound kinda cute. *smacks the I into place* I hate being cute.
Serymou: But, but, I'm French!
Luul: *rearranges her last U and then fixes Seymour's name*
Spza: *switches A and Z*
Sraa: *switches A and R*
Wakak: *puts his K where it belongs*
Kriuk: *removes her two K's and puts them before her U*
Ksu: I stay the sa-ame.
Yuan: *switches A and N*
Aunro: *gladly puts the N at the end of his name*
Kmaiihr: *stuffs the I's into their rightful slots*
Tiuds: *switches D and U*
Tirad: *puts the D before the R*
Auron: I'm normal again! Praise Yenov!
Ksu: Uh-oh. 4th Wall...?
4th Wall: Yenov is so much funnier.
Ksu: Fix. It. NOW.
4th Wall: Ok! Geesh! Fixed!
Spaz: Praise Yevon.
Lulu: I feel better.
Kimahri: Kimahri feel better too.
Wakka: Yeah, I'm not a sob OR a disease!
Tidus and Tidra: *eat*
Rikku: I can be me again!
Yuna: I'm not a man or a monetary unit!
Kachi: I'm not a Chia-pet!
Kara: But I liked being a war cry.
Risu: I'm less cute!
Seymour: I'm not French anymore! ;;
Sara: I don't sound all satanic anymore.
Ksu: I remain as I am. ^_^
4th Wall: Can I make it Yoven instead?
All: NO.
4th Wall: *shuts up, grumpy*
Spaz: But I was a good magic act...and weight-loss kit.
Ksu: Can we end this? I need to get some sleep, it's five A.M.
Kimahri: *sweatdrops*
Next time on Unfinal Fantasy: Ksu will be rested up and ready for fun!
*Uu, Waa, Ksu, Rsu, Kchi, Kra, Seymou, Yun, Kmahr, Auro, Riu, Saa, Tius, Tira and Spz are all sitting around the new campfire and bemoaning the loss of important letters in their names.*
Waa: I sound like a sob... *sniffles*
Spz: *attaches fake bee-wings to her back*
Seymou: Does this outfit look more French to you?
Yun: Seymou, you look like an idiot.
Seymou: Then that's a yes?
Yun: Uh-huh.
Auro: *is curiously quiet*
Ksu: *is asleep on Rsu, since it's four-thirty A.M. while she's doing this*
Kchi: *is also asleep, but flat on her back*
Kra: *is asleep on Ksu's foot*
Kmahr: *is eyeing his spear and muttering about the 4th Wall*
Riu: *is eating*
Saa: *is asleep on Tira's leg*
Tius: *isn't eating*
Spz: Has anyone seen my stinger?
4th Wall: I'm back.
Tius: Can we have our letters back?
4th Wall: Yep, I'm in a generous mood.
*A bright flash*
Tiuds: That's better...HEY! What did ya do?!
Tirad: I sound weird!
Serymou: I'm still French!
Spza: Now I'm not a bee, I'm a magic trick!
Sraa: *wakes up* I sound angry.
Ksu: *wakes up* I stay the sa-ame.
Rsui: *wakes up* Now I sound Japanese again!
Kchia: *wakes up* Why do I sound like I should have leaves growing out of my head? Or a really stupid sneeze?
4th Wall: I can arrange that leaves thing.
Kchia: NO!
4th Wall: Well, I don't make sneezes grow from people's heads.
Kraa: *wakes up* Still a war cry!
Yuan: Now I'm a monetary unit?
Aunro: ...
Kmaiihr: Well, at least Kmaiihr have I's back.
Wakak: Wakak? I sound like a disease now!
Kriuk: You think you're bad? Look at me! Kriuk! I sound like a mangled creek!
Spza: *squeaks* Introducing the great Spza Kit!
Ksu: Sounds like a weird weight-loss program to me.
Sin: *appears* I'm too fat to play blitzball!
Spza: Then try my revolutionary new Spza Kit! Banishes the excess pounds and makes you a lean mean exercise machine!
Sin: Gee, thanks! *falls on Serymou, squishes him, and vanishes*
Serymou: He was supposed to fall on Bevelle...ouch...
4th Wall: Want your names back?
All: YES!
4th Wall: I'm not in that generous a mood, rearrange them yourselves.
Kchia: Fine, we will! *takes her A and puts it where it belongs* I'm Kachi again!
Kraa: But I like being a war cry... *puts her R between the A's*
Rsui: I sound kinda cute. *smacks the I into place* I hate being cute.
Serymou: But, but, I'm French!
Luul: *rearranges her last U and then fixes Seymour's name*
Spza: *switches A and Z*
Sraa: *switches A and R*
Wakak: *puts his K where it belongs*
Kriuk: *removes her two K's and puts them before her U*
Ksu: I stay the sa-ame.
Yuan: *switches A and N*
Aunro: *gladly puts the N at the end of his name*
Kmaiihr: *stuffs the I's into their rightful slots*
Tiuds: *switches D and U*
Tirad: *puts the D before the R*
Auron: I'm normal again! Praise Yenov!
Ksu: Uh-oh. 4th Wall...?
4th Wall: Yenov is so much funnier.
Ksu: Fix. It. NOW.
4th Wall: Ok! Geesh! Fixed!
Spaz: Praise Yevon.
Lulu: I feel better.
Kimahri: Kimahri feel better too.
Wakka: Yeah, I'm not a sob OR a disease!
Tidus and Tidra: *eat*
Rikku: I can be me again!
Yuna: I'm not a man or a monetary unit!
Kachi: I'm not a Chia-pet!
Kara: But I liked being a war cry.
Risu: I'm less cute!
Seymour: I'm not French anymore! ;;
Sara: I don't sound all satanic anymore.
Ksu: I remain as I am. ^_^
4th Wall: Can I make it Yoven instead?
All: NO.
4th Wall: *shuts up, grumpy*
Spaz: But I was a good magic act...and weight-loss kit.
Ksu: Can we end this? I need to get some sleep, it's five A.M.
Kimahri: *sweatdrops*
Next time on Unfinal Fantasy: Ksu will be rested up and ready for fun!
