Unfinal Fantasy: A Kiisu Omake
*Lulu, Wakka, the writer formerly known as Ksu who is now back to being Amy, Risu, Kachi,
Kara, Seymour, Yuna, Kimahri, Auron, Rikku, Sara, Tidus, Tidra and Spaz are all sitting around
the new campfire and being happy that their names are back...well, SOME of them.*
Seymour: *is busy complaining that he doesn't sound French any more*
Yuna: *is just about ready to smack him*
Amy: *twitches slightly*
Rikku: *eyes Kimahri's spear, then eyes Seymour, then the spear, then Seymour...etcetera.*
Kimahri: *does the same*
Kara: *takes out a large hunk of cheese*
Seymour: *stops in the middle of his sentence* Cheese...
Amy: Uh-oh. Kara, put the cheese down and get out of the way, fast.
Kara: Uh...okay. *puts the cheese down and gets out of the way, fast.*
Seymour: Yay! *pounces on the cheese*
Kachi: Oo;
Kara: Thanks for the warning. O.o;;
Risu: *Z*
Rikku: Are we starting the whole cheese storyline up again?
Amy: Why not? *writes something on her notepad, and a huge selection of cheeses appears*
Auron: Here we go again.
Seymour: CHEESE! *dives at the pile*
Kachi: *grabs some cheddar before he can hit*
Amy: Ah-ah...*grabs his ankle so he crashes down just short of the pile* No diving into the food, my
friend, it's against the rules.
Seymour: Ow...I think I hurt myself...
Amy: Your fault for going for the cheese.
Auron: *snickers*
Sara: *asleep sitting up* *Z*
Lulu: You know, I have been wondering this ever since a week or two ago...why on earth do you
have those...things...painted on your chest, Seymour?
Seymour: *looks grumpy* They're Yevon symbols, and they aren't painted on. Okay?
Lulu: You mean you actually got those tattooed on? Damn, that had to hurt.
Seymour: It did. c.c;;
Amy: I don't know, they look like dragons to me.
Kara: Yeah, me too.
*Someone bursts out of the bushes with a squeal*
Amy: *doesn't even turn around* Hello, Tabi.
Tabi: How did you know it was me? ^_^
Amy: No one else squeals like that. :b
Tabi: *eyes lock onto Seymour* Ooh...bishie...topless bishie...topless, sexy bishie...topless, sexy,
irresistible bishie...
Seymour: O.o *inches away slowly*
Amy: Uh-huh. ^_^
Tabi: *sits down next to Amy* Can I have him?
Amy: What?! NO! He's mine!
Tabi: But, but, he's bish!
Amy: He's MY bish!
Tabi: *sniffle* Can we share him?
Amy: Well...okay.
Tabi: Yay!
Seymour: I'm owned now? Oo;
Amy and Tabi: Damn straight, Seymour!
Rikku: Uh...I thought we were going to do the cheese storyline...
Tidus and Tidra: *eat all the cheese* What cheese storyline?
Rikku: Never mind then.
Tabi: *sigh* Shimoa-roushi-sama yarite...
Amy: Hai... *sigh*
Kachi and Kara: *giggle*
Yuna: I thought I was supposed to marry him?
Amy: Uhh...well...er...not...anymore, you're not.
Tabi: He's ours now. *bares her teeth*
Amy: Yeah, so let's be otherwise occupied! Come on, Tabi!
*They both grab one of Seymour's arms and drag him off*
Yuna: *sigh*
Rikku: Let me guess, the cheese again.
Lulu: Let's go see.
Rikku: Yeah! *grins evilly* We'll go crash their party!
*So Rikku and Lulu walk over to the far side of the plain...pull aside the magical hovering
curtain...and...*
Amy: ACK! Go away!
Tabi: Eek!
Seymour: They're gonna steal our cake!
Rikku: *sweatdrops* I'll just go away now.
Lulu: But they've got cake...chocolate cake, at that...
Tabi: Yeah. It's ALL OURS. *takes a bite out of her piece, smirking*
Rikku: I hate chocolate. *walks off*
Amy: Testy, isn't she? *munch*
Lulu: Yeah. *sits down* Mind if I join you?
Seymour: Not at all, have some cake.
*Back at the campfire...*
Rikku: Another stupid storyline gone awry.
Kachi: Did you say they had CHOCOLATE cake?
Kara: I love chocolate cake...
Risu: *Z*
Sara: I want some, too.
Rikku: Well, then go over *there*.
Kachi, Kara, Sara: We will. *get up and walk over to the cake-fest*
*Back at the cave...*
Amy: *looks up* Oh, hi guys! Have some cake! It's really good.
Sara: Don't mind if I do. *sits and takes a slice*
Kara: Chocolate! ^_^
Kachi: *sits down, eyeing the double chocolate cake with a vengeance*
Amy: Take some, it's okay.
Kachi: *snags a slice* Yum...
Kara: *takes some of the plain chocolate cake*
Seymour: *munches on his slice*
*Back at the campfire again...*
Risu: *wakes up* Where did everyone go?
Rikku: *grumpily* Over *there*.
Risu: Geesh...sod off if you're gonna be a grump.
Rikku: They have chocolate cake...and they didn't invite me! *gets teary-eyed*
Yuna: I thought you hated chocolate.
Rikku: I do. It's the principle of the thing.
Auron: *falls asleep*
Risu: Well, I am going to have cake. Anyone gonna join me?
Yuna: I will.
Wakka: No thanks. I'm on a diet, ya?
Kimahri: Kimahri not like chocolate either.
Tidra: Food...
Tidus: Count us in.
Spaz: Ah, why not?
*So Tidus, Tidra, Spaz, Risu and Yuna went to join the festivities.*
*Back at the cave once more...*
Tabi: We're gathering quite a crowd! *passes cake out to the newcomers*
Seymour: Yeah, and they're eating all the double chocolate cake!
Amy: Then get a slice. *hoards hers*
Seymour: Oh...good idea.
Lulu: -_-;
Tabi: *passes him a slice*
Seymour: Thanks! *munches*
Tidus and Tidra: *are eating whatever cake they can get their hands on*
Yuna: *delicately eats hers*
Risu: *tries not to stuff his whole slice in his mouth at once*
Amy: *finishes hers* That was quite tasty.
*Everyone else finishes theirs too*
Amy: You know, I'm a bit sleepy...
Seymour: Me too.
Kachi: Yeah.
Amy: So let's have a nap-fest! *falls asleep...in Seymour's lap*
Risu: *keels over into Kara's lap*
Kachi: *rests her head on Kara's shoulder*
Lulu: *just falls over backwards*
Yuna: *leans against Seymour*
Sara: Hehe. *topples face-first into the remains of the cake*
Kara: *wobbles, then falls over onto Amy's foot, causing Kachi to land on her stomach*
Seymour: Eh. *copies Lulu, keeling over backwards and falling asleep that way, causing Yuna to
fall onto his chest*
Tidus: *lays on his stomach*
Tidra: *lays on Tidus' back*
Spaz: *sleeps on her own, curled into a cute ball*
Tabi: Hm...why not...*also falls asleep in Seymour's lap*
*Back at the campfire*
Rikku: What ARE they doing?
Auron: Why don't we go find out?
Kimahri: We go, see what they are doing, then come back?
Wakka: Nah, I'm breaking my diet, eh?
Rikku: Shame on you.
*So they went to the cave.*
*At the cave ONCE AGAIN...*
Rikku: Isn't it cute? *gags*
Auron: Hm, I'm kinda tired...let's take this opportunity. *sits down by Lulu, and topples so that his
head is resting on her chest*
Wakka: Hey, that's MY girl, ya? *lays down next to her and puts an arm around her*
Rikku: *eyes Seymour* I wonder if there's any more room over there.
Kimahri: Find out. *yawns and curls up, keeping a tight hold on his spear*
Rikku: Okay then. *goes and lays down next to Yuna*
*But before Kimahri falls asleep, he sweatdrops.*
Next time on Unfinal Fantasy: Seymour puts on some different clothes!
*Lulu, Wakka, the writer formerly known as Ksu who is now back to being Amy, Risu, Kachi,
Kara, Seymour, Yuna, Kimahri, Auron, Rikku, Sara, Tidus, Tidra and Spaz are all sitting around
the new campfire and being happy that their names are back...well, SOME of them.*
Seymour: *is busy complaining that he doesn't sound French any more*
Yuna: *is just about ready to smack him*
Amy: *twitches slightly*
Rikku: *eyes Kimahri's spear, then eyes Seymour, then the spear, then Seymour...etcetera.*
Kimahri: *does the same*
Kara: *takes out a large hunk of cheese*
Seymour: *stops in the middle of his sentence* Cheese...
Amy: Uh-oh. Kara, put the cheese down and get out of the way, fast.
Kara: Uh...okay. *puts the cheese down and gets out of the way, fast.*
Seymour: Yay! *pounces on the cheese*
Kachi: Oo;
Kara: Thanks for the warning. O.o;;
Risu: *Z*
Rikku: Are we starting the whole cheese storyline up again?
Amy: Why not? *writes something on her notepad, and a huge selection of cheeses appears*
Auron: Here we go again.
Seymour: CHEESE! *dives at the pile*
Kachi: *grabs some cheddar before he can hit*
Amy: Ah-ah...*grabs his ankle so he crashes down just short of the pile* No diving into the food, my
friend, it's against the rules.
Seymour: Ow...I think I hurt myself...
Amy: Your fault for going for the cheese.
Auron: *snickers*
Sara: *asleep sitting up* *Z*
Lulu: You know, I have been wondering this ever since a week or two ago...why on earth do you
have those...things...painted on your chest, Seymour?
Seymour: *looks grumpy* They're Yevon symbols, and they aren't painted on. Okay?
Lulu: You mean you actually got those tattooed on? Damn, that had to hurt.
Seymour: It did. c.c;;
Amy: I don't know, they look like dragons to me.
Kara: Yeah, me too.
*Someone bursts out of the bushes with a squeal*
Amy: *doesn't even turn around* Hello, Tabi.
Tabi: How did you know it was me? ^_^
Amy: No one else squeals like that. :b
Tabi: *eyes lock onto Seymour* Ooh...bishie...topless bishie...topless, sexy bishie...topless, sexy,
irresistible bishie...
Seymour: O.o *inches away slowly*
Amy: Uh-huh. ^_^
Tabi: *sits down next to Amy* Can I have him?
Amy: What?! NO! He's mine!
Tabi: But, but, he's bish!
Amy: He's MY bish!
Tabi: *sniffle* Can we share him?
Amy: Well...okay.
Tabi: Yay!
Seymour: I'm owned now? Oo;
Amy and Tabi: Damn straight, Seymour!
Rikku: Uh...I thought we were going to do the cheese storyline...
Tidus and Tidra: *eat all the cheese* What cheese storyline?
Rikku: Never mind then.
Tabi: *sigh* Shimoa-roushi-sama yarite...
Amy: Hai... *sigh*
Kachi and Kara: *giggle*
Yuna: I thought I was supposed to marry him?
Amy: Uhh...well...er...not...anymore, you're not.
Tabi: He's ours now. *bares her teeth*
Amy: Yeah, so let's be otherwise occupied! Come on, Tabi!
*They both grab one of Seymour's arms and drag him off*
Yuna: *sigh*
Rikku: Let me guess, the cheese again.
Lulu: Let's go see.
Rikku: Yeah! *grins evilly* We'll go crash their party!
*So Rikku and Lulu walk over to the far side of the plain...pull aside the magical hovering
curtain...and...*
Amy: ACK! Go away!
Tabi: Eek!
Seymour: They're gonna steal our cake!
Rikku: *sweatdrops* I'll just go away now.
Lulu: But they've got cake...chocolate cake, at that...
Tabi: Yeah. It's ALL OURS. *takes a bite out of her piece, smirking*
Rikku: I hate chocolate. *walks off*
Amy: Testy, isn't she? *munch*
Lulu: Yeah. *sits down* Mind if I join you?
Seymour: Not at all, have some cake.
*Back at the campfire...*
Rikku: Another stupid storyline gone awry.
Kachi: Did you say they had CHOCOLATE cake?
Kara: I love chocolate cake...
Risu: *Z*
Sara: I want some, too.
Rikku: Well, then go over *there*.
Kachi, Kara, Sara: We will. *get up and walk over to the cake-fest*
*Back at the cave...*
Amy: *looks up* Oh, hi guys! Have some cake! It's really good.
Sara: Don't mind if I do. *sits and takes a slice*
Kara: Chocolate! ^_^
Kachi: *sits down, eyeing the double chocolate cake with a vengeance*
Amy: Take some, it's okay.
Kachi: *snags a slice* Yum...
Kara: *takes some of the plain chocolate cake*
Seymour: *munches on his slice*
*Back at the campfire again...*
Risu: *wakes up* Where did everyone go?
Rikku: *grumpily* Over *there*.
Risu: Geesh...sod off if you're gonna be a grump.
Rikku: They have chocolate cake...and they didn't invite me! *gets teary-eyed*
Yuna: I thought you hated chocolate.
Rikku: I do. It's the principle of the thing.
Auron: *falls asleep*
Risu: Well, I am going to have cake. Anyone gonna join me?
Yuna: I will.
Wakka: No thanks. I'm on a diet, ya?
Kimahri: Kimahri not like chocolate either.
Tidra: Food...
Tidus: Count us in.
Spaz: Ah, why not?
*So Tidus, Tidra, Spaz, Risu and Yuna went to join the festivities.*
*Back at the cave once more...*
Tabi: We're gathering quite a crowd! *passes cake out to the newcomers*
Seymour: Yeah, and they're eating all the double chocolate cake!
Amy: Then get a slice. *hoards hers*
Seymour: Oh...good idea.
Lulu: -_-;
Tabi: *passes him a slice*
Seymour: Thanks! *munches*
Tidus and Tidra: *are eating whatever cake they can get their hands on*
Yuna: *delicately eats hers*
Risu: *tries not to stuff his whole slice in his mouth at once*
Amy: *finishes hers* That was quite tasty.
*Everyone else finishes theirs too*
Amy: You know, I'm a bit sleepy...
Seymour: Me too.
Kachi: Yeah.
Amy: So let's have a nap-fest! *falls asleep...in Seymour's lap*
Risu: *keels over into Kara's lap*
Kachi: *rests her head on Kara's shoulder*
Lulu: *just falls over backwards*
Yuna: *leans against Seymour*
Sara: Hehe. *topples face-first into the remains of the cake*
Kara: *wobbles, then falls over onto Amy's foot, causing Kachi to land on her stomach*
Seymour: Eh. *copies Lulu, keeling over backwards and falling asleep that way, causing Yuna to
fall onto his chest*
Tidus: *lays on his stomach*
Tidra: *lays on Tidus' back*
Spaz: *sleeps on her own, curled into a cute ball*
Tabi: Hm...why not...*also falls asleep in Seymour's lap*
*Back at the campfire*
Rikku: What ARE they doing?
Auron: Why don't we go find out?
Kimahri: We go, see what they are doing, then come back?
Wakka: Nah, I'm breaking my diet, eh?
Rikku: Shame on you.
*So they went to the cave.*
*At the cave ONCE AGAIN...*
Rikku: Isn't it cute? *gags*
Auron: Hm, I'm kinda tired...let's take this opportunity. *sits down by Lulu, and topples so that his
head is resting on her chest*
Wakka: Hey, that's MY girl, ya? *lays down next to her and puts an arm around her*
Rikku: *eyes Seymour* I wonder if there's any more room over there.
Kimahri: Find out. *yawns and curls up, keeping a tight hold on his spear*
Rikku: Okay then. *goes and lays down next to Yuna*
*But before Kimahri falls asleep, he sweatdrops.*
Next time on Unfinal Fantasy: Seymour puts on some different clothes!
