Gir was banging his head against a lamppost outside when he realized his favorite show was on. Gir ran inside and turned on the TV.

Zim was down in his lab when the "Intruder Alert!" bell rang. "Rrrrrrr!" yelled Zim. He marched upstairs and saw that the door was open. Then he saw that Dib was running towards the open door. Zim closed the door in Dib's face; he heard Dib smash into it.

Zim saw the "FBI Warning" come onto the screen. His face turned as purple as one of the TALLEST! "Gir! How many times do I have to say: NO WATCHING THINGS WITH THAT WARNING!

Gir: "Uhhh, I doe no!"

Zim marched up to the TV and turned it off.

"NOOOOOO! I need TV! I need MOOOOVEEEE! Need…To…Have. NEED! Please…Need! NOOOOOO!" screamed Gir as he fell to the floor.

Zim ignored him and used the toilet to go down to his lab. When he got there he saw two female humans there. Only they didn't seem human somehow. One of them had a tail; she also had a cat that was moving around her legs so fast that Zim could have sworn it was a SIR. The other girl was wearing a long black cloak and also had an animal that Zim could have sworn was a SIR.

"Who are you?" Zim asked.

The girl with the tail answered, "I'm Invader Quee, also known as ZimJag. This is Invader Hak, also known as Lenore. As you can see, Zim, we're both invaders." (To learn more about ZimJag go to ZimJag: Ch 1.)

Zim: "How'd you know my name?"

"We just do," answered Lenore. "We want you to try doing some tests on this; it's called coffee." Lenore holds up and points to coffee.

"What if I don't?" asks Zim.

"We'll take your robot bee."

"You're after my robot bee!"

"Or we'll shut down your base."

"No! My beautiful base!"

"So will you do it?" ZimJag asks.

"OK," says Zim. "By the way. Are those two animals your SIRs?"

"Ya, they are," says Lenore.

Right before ZimJag and Lenore leave ZimJag says to Zim: "What ever you do DON'T let Gir drink the coffee." Then ZimJag and Lenore disappear.

Gir then comes running into the lab and sees the coffee. He drinks it. He runs outside and sees Gaz. Gir grabs her and swings her around, then let goes of her. She slams into a house; Gir runs inside.

Gir runs up to Zim and puts on a sombrero. He grabs some maracas, and starts doing the "Taco Dance".

He stops. He then says, "I'm gonna sing the 'Doom Song' now! Doom, doom, doom! Doom, doom, doom, doom! DOOOOOOOOM! Doom! Doom!" (To hear Gir sing the doom song go to: http://www.nick.com/all_nick/tv_supersites/zim/doomsong.jhtml)

THE END

"Doom!"