Chap. 3
The unhappy fart
Authors note: I am a dead hamburger that likes sniffing cat peeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Snape's bony, pearly white, gross, nasty, hand reached out and stroked Ron's cheek. Ron noticed it was sparkly. And shiny. Like a shaved cat. After a few minutes of snake kissing Ron's toes, Ron finally come back to his senses he looked down to the man gross thingy in front of him and screamed
" WHAT THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU DOING TO BE YOU FAT CAT SNIFFER, I HATE YOU YOU'RE A PIE WITH NO CRUST, YOU'RE A UNGROOVY HIPPIE, GET AWAY AND GET AWAY NOW BEFORE I PEE ON YOUR FACE."
"But Roniekines I love you" snape replied sadly.
" WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU SICKO. Suddenly Ron noticed what Snape was wearing and he turned and threw up, yes he did, he threw up many times, his barf had many things in it, including: little carrots, corndogs, cat food, and his favorite squirrel droppings. " WHAT THE GOD'S NAME ARE YOU WEARING, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU PAID A VISIT TO MY GRANDMOTHERS GRAVE AND DUG UP HER PANTIES AND WORE THEM, YOUR SICK!" Ron got up and kicked Snape in the balls. All of a sudden, Snape turned into the dead cat Ron had seen in the woods.
"YOU HAVE BETRAYED MEEEEEEEEE!!!" the cat boomed. The sound filled Ron's ears with… sound… "NOW YOU WILL PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!' With that, Ron's toe, turned green, sprouted wings and flew away. Ron wept; because he knew he could no longer wear thong sandals, or model foot wear ever again.
Read our next chapter to find out what had happened to Hermione and Draco!!!
The unhappy fart
Authors note: I am a dead hamburger that likes sniffing cat peeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Snape's bony, pearly white, gross, nasty, hand reached out and stroked Ron's cheek. Ron noticed it was sparkly. And shiny. Like a shaved cat. After a few minutes of snake kissing Ron's toes, Ron finally come back to his senses he looked down to the man gross thingy in front of him and screamed
" WHAT THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU DOING TO BE YOU FAT CAT SNIFFER, I HATE YOU YOU'RE A PIE WITH NO CRUST, YOU'RE A UNGROOVY HIPPIE, GET AWAY AND GET AWAY NOW BEFORE I PEE ON YOUR FACE."
"But Roniekines I love you" snape replied sadly.
" WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU SICKO. Suddenly Ron noticed what Snape was wearing and he turned and threw up, yes he did, he threw up many times, his barf had many things in it, including: little carrots, corndogs, cat food, and his favorite squirrel droppings. " WHAT THE GOD'S NAME ARE YOU WEARING, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU PAID A VISIT TO MY GRANDMOTHERS GRAVE AND DUG UP HER PANTIES AND WORE THEM, YOUR SICK!" Ron got up and kicked Snape in the balls. All of a sudden, Snape turned into the dead cat Ron had seen in the woods.
"YOU HAVE BETRAYED MEEEEEEEEE!!!" the cat boomed. The sound filled Ron's ears with… sound… "NOW YOU WILL PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!' With that, Ron's toe, turned green, sprouted wings and flew away. Ron wept; because he knew he could no longer wear thong sandals, or model foot wear ever again.
Read our next chapter to find out what had happened to Hermione and Draco!!!
