Survivor- Episode One
Strange, Mysterious Voice: Hello, and Welcome to Survivor! And here's our host, Fujin!!!
Fujin: WELCOME!
Strange Mysterious Voice: On survivor, we send our contestants to a little island, and see how they get along. Now Fujin, why don't you tell me what all is going to go on on that island...
Fujin: WAR!
Strange Mysterious Voice: Well, that might happen, but what else?
Fujin: HATE!
Strange Mysterious Voice: Well, that too, but what else?
Fujin: MONEY?
Strange Mysterious Voice: That's right!! Money!! The last person left on the island will get the Mysterious Sum of Prize Money!!
Fujin: HEEEEEE....
Strange Mysterious Voice: Now, Let's welcome our guests, all from Final Fantasy 7 and 8, Sephiroth, Seifer, Zell, Rinoa, Squall, Irvine, Selphie, Tifa, Aeris, Cloud, and Yuffie.
*ALL CHARACTERS WALK OUT ON STAGE, THEN SIT DOWN IN CHAIRS*
Yuffie: Oh, thank you my audience! You just love me and my beautiful materia... if I had any... *glares at Cloud*
Cloud: *pays no attention to Yuffie. Drools*
Tifa: *looks at Cloud* Mako?
Cloud: *nods*
Aeris: How did I become alive? *looks around and her eyes lock on Cloud*
Cloud: *shrugs* I don't know...
Tifa: *looks at Cloud and Aeris looking at each other and feels a streak of jealousy coming on, then looks around the room. Her eyes lock on Squall's.*
Squall: Do I know you?
Tifa: No, not that I know of... *blushes*
Rinoa: *looks at Tifa, then at Squall and back to Tifa* Uh... Squall...
Squall: Hm? *eyes still locked on Tifa*
Sephiroth: Meteor... Meteor... Meteor...
Fujin: *looks at Sephiroth* CUTE!
Seifer: *looks at Rinoa* HA! MY DREAM WILL COME TRUE!
*EVERYONE LOOKS AT SEIFER*
Seifer: What? Why's everyone looking at me? Do I have a booger on my nose or something? *Rubs his nose*
Strange Mysterious Voice: Excuse Me...
Tifa: Bathroom's down the hall...
Rinoa: You are so last Final Fantasy...
Tifa: At least I'm not the next generation of whores!
Rinoa: WELL YOU WERE LAST GENERATION! And, sorry sweetheart, but you're starting to look saggy. Can you say Wonderbra?
Tifa: *glares at rinoa*
Rinoa: *glares at Tifa*
Strange Mysterious Voice: Excuse me...
Selphie: *looks scared* AHHH! It's the ghost of Christmas Past!
*HEAR THE SLAPPING OF HAND ON HEAD*
Squall: Lord... save them all...
Sephiroth: You wanted something?
Squall: *gives Sephiroth a Squall look* ...Whatever...
Tifa: Glares at Rinoa more*
Rinoa: Glares at Tifa* Ugh, get this... thing... away from me... Just looking at it makes me sick!
Irvine: I feel a catfight comin' on... Ripping at hair, and clothes, and... clothes... and... I feel... happy...
Sephiroth: Chicken....
Fujin: CHICKEN! I LIKE! *Runs to Sephiroth and kisses him*
Sephiroth: *staggers backward* NOT GOOD! NOT GOOD! SANCTUARY! SANCTUARY! *falls down having a seizure*
Cloud: *drool runs down his chin and lands on Sephiroth* HAHAHAHAHA! NOW YOU KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE A SHAKY MANIAC!
Strange Mysterious Voice: EXCUSE ME!
Tifa: I DONT CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS, IM GONNA SAY IT MY WAY!! BATHROOM IS DOWN THE HALL!!!
Strange Mysterious Voice: FINE! ILL GO TO THE BATHROOM! *A door opens near the back of the room, and a rather short man walks out. He exits the stage.*
Fujin: YAY! *runs into the door the short man left open, slamming it behind her. She starts screaming in the microphone* AIEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Aeris: Make it Stop!
Zell: Oh the humanity, oh the pain... hey, is that a hotdog? *reaches for a hotdog on a nearby table*
*RINOA AND TIFA BEGIN TO YELL AT EACH OTHER, ONLY MAKING THE NOISE WORSE*
Yuffie: Ha! I can problably scream louder. *doesn't scream, but begins to screech*
Squall: I'm dying....
Irvine: I think girls look sexy when they scream!
Selphie: The ghost... The ghost... Why does the ghost of Christmas past love to haunt me? WHY?
*THE SHORT MAN COMES BACK IN AND OPENS THE DOOR TO THE MICROPHONE ROOM. HE THROWS FUJIN OUT OF THE ROOM*
Strange Mysterious Voice: Well, that's all the time for today. See you Later.
Fujin: *runs up to the camera* BYE! *knocks camera over*
*EVERYTHING GOES FUZZY*
Strange, Mysterious Voice: Hello, and Welcome to Survivor! And here's our host, Fujin!!!
Fujin: WELCOME!
Strange Mysterious Voice: On survivor, we send our contestants to a little island, and see how they get along. Now Fujin, why don't you tell me what all is going to go on on that island...
Fujin: WAR!
Strange Mysterious Voice: Well, that might happen, but what else?
Fujin: HATE!
Strange Mysterious Voice: Well, that too, but what else?
Fujin: MONEY?
Strange Mysterious Voice: That's right!! Money!! The last person left on the island will get the Mysterious Sum of Prize Money!!
Fujin: HEEEEEE....
Strange Mysterious Voice: Now, Let's welcome our guests, all from Final Fantasy 7 and 8, Sephiroth, Seifer, Zell, Rinoa, Squall, Irvine, Selphie, Tifa, Aeris, Cloud, and Yuffie.
*ALL CHARACTERS WALK OUT ON STAGE, THEN SIT DOWN IN CHAIRS*
Yuffie: Oh, thank you my audience! You just love me and my beautiful materia... if I had any... *glares at Cloud*
Cloud: *pays no attention to Yuffie. Drools*
Tifa: *looks at Cloud* Mako?
Cloud: *nods*
Aeris: How did I become alive? *looks around and her eyes lock on Cloud*
Cloud: *shrugs* I don't know...
Tifa: *looks at Cloud and Aeris looking at each other and feels a streak of jealousy coming on, then looks around the room. Her eyes lock on Squall's.*
Squall: Do I know you?
Tifa: No, not that I know of... *blushes*
Rinoa: *looks at Tifa, then at Squall and back to Tifa* Uh... Squall...
Squall: Hm? *eyes still locked on Tifa*
Sephiroth: Meteor... Meteor... Meteor...
Fujin: *looks at Sephiroth* CUTE!
Seifer: *looks at Rinoa* HA! MY DREAM WILL COME TRUE!
*EVERYONE LOOKS AT SEIFER*
Seifer: What? Why's everyone looking at me? Do I have a booger on my nose or something? *Rubs his nose*
Strange Mysterious Voice: Excuse Me...
Tifa: Bathroom's down the hall...
Rinoa: You are so last Final Fantasy...
Tifa: At least I'm not the next generation of whores!
Rinoa: WELL YOU WERE LAST GENERATION! And, sorry sweetheart, but you're starting to look saggy. Can you say Wonderbra?
Tifa: *glares at rinoa*
Rinoa: *glares at Tifa*
Strange Mysterious Voice: Excuse me...
Selphie: *looks scared* AHHH! It's the ghost of Christmas Past!
*HEAR THE SLAPPING OF HAND ON HEAD*
Squall: Lord... save them all...
Sephiroth: You wanted something?
Squall: *gives Sephiroth a Squall look* ...Whatever...
Tifa: Glares at Rinoa more*
Rinoa: Glares at Tifa* Ugh, get this... thing... away from me... Just looking at it makes me sick!
Irvine: I feel a catfight comin' on... Ripping at hair, and clothes, and... clothes... and... I feel... happy...
Sephiroth: Chicken....
Fujin: CHICKEN! I LIKE! *Runs to Sephiroth and kisses him*
Sephiroth: *staggers backward* NOT GOOD! NOT GOOD! SANCTUARY! SANCTUARY! *falls down having a seizure*
Cloud: *drool runs down his chin and lands on Sephiroth* HAHAHAHAHA! NOW YOU KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE A SHAKY MANIAC!
Strange Mysterious Voice: EXCUSE ME!
Tifa: I DONT CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS, IM GONNA SAY IT MY WAY!! BATHROOM IS DOWN THE HALL!!!
Strange Mysterious Voice: FINE! ILL GO TO THE BATHROOM! *A door opens near the back of the room, and a rather short man walks out. He exits the stage.*
Fujin: YAY! *runs into the door the short man left open, slamming it behind her. She starts screaming in the microphone* AIEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Aeris: Make it Stop!
Zell: Oh the humanity, oh the pain... hey, is that a hotdog? *reaches for a hotdog on a nearby table*
*RINOA AND TIFA BEGIN TO YELL AT EACH OTHER, ONLY MAKING THE NOISE WORSE*
Yuffie: Ha! I can problably scream louder. *doesn't scream, but begins to screech*
Squall: I'm dying....
Irvine: I think girls look sexy when they scream!
Selphie: The ghost... The ghost... Why does the ghost of Christmas past love to haunt me? WHY?
*THE SHORT MAN COMES BACK IN AND OPENS THE DOOR TO THE MICROPHONE ROOM. HE THROWS FUJIN OUT OF THE ROOM*
Strange Mysterious Voice: Well, that's all the time for today. See you Later.
Fujin: *runs up to the camera* BYE! *knocks camera over*
*EVERYTHING GOES FUZZY*
