Survivor-Episode 2
*CAMERA COMES ON*
Fujin: HI!!!
Tifa: Hi!
Squall: Whatever...
Sephiroth: Meteor...
Aeris: We are going on a boat!
Fujin: BOAT!
Zell: Are there any hotdogs?
Rinoa: There is no possible way I am going to be able to sit by that... thing...
Tifa: *glares at rinoa* What's your problem?
Rinoa: Im not friends with whores...
Tifa: Talk about touchy! At least I have more cleavage than you!
Rinoa: Do not!
Tifa: Do too!
Aeris: I'm not even going to join in...
Cloud: *looks at Aeris* Hey Aeris....
Aeris: Yes, Cloud......
Cloud: I.... nevermind....
Zell: Hotdogs Hotdogs Hotdogs!
Sephiroth: Meteor Meteor Meteor!
Zell: Hotdogs!
Sephiroth: Meteor!
Irvine: *walks onto the boat deck and waves frantically*
Selphie: Irvy, what are you doing?
Irvine: It is a custom to wave goodbye to the people on the dock.
Selphie: But Irvy, there are no people...
Irvine: Oh well, I like to wave my hands frantically....
Selphie: Okay, I will join in too! *starts to wave frantically*
Squall: *looks at Selphie* Oh lord....
Sephiroth: Yes?
Squall: Not you!
Sephiroth: Jenova...
Seifer: Okay, everyone on the boat, let's get this thing moving!
*EVERYONE RUNS ONTO THE BOAT*
Strange Mysterious Voice: Hello again, everyone! Nice to be back! I will be the captain of this boat!
*BOAT STARTS MOVING*
Tifa: Im not talking to that....that.... I won't even say it, because it's not for a dogs ears to hear....
Rinoa: Well, I never!!! *storms off*
Squall: Ri... oh, whatever....
Seifer: That was cruel.... Wait for me, Rinoa!!!!! *runs after Rinoa*
Sephiroth: Man overboard....
Tifa: Sephiroth, do you ever shut up?
Sephiroth: No, I really mean it this time... Man overboard! *points to the water*
*EVERYONE LOOKS AT THE WATER AND SEES BRIGHT ORANGE HAIR*
Sephiroth: Onion Rings...
Tifa: Throw him a lifesaver!
Sephiroth: *throws a candy at the man with orange hair, hitting him in the head*
Tifa: Not that lifesaver, moron! A life preserver thingy! I really dont the name of it!
Sephiroth: Oh, the round floaty thing?
Tifa: Duh! *throws the life preserver to man with orange hair*
*EVERYONE PULLS MAN WITH ORANGE HAIR ONTO BOAT*
Tifa: Are you okay?
Man with orange hair: I think so...
Tifa: What's your name?
Man with orange hair: Tasuki...
Tifa: What happened?
Tasuki: I was swabbing decks when this woman that looked raging mad came past me, and knocked me into the water! I will never again work with Chichiri on his part time jobs! * looks at Tifa, then blushes*
Tifa: Your face is red... do you have a sunburn?
Tasuki: Uh... Uh... Unnn....
Tifa: Okay.... *gets up and walks off*
Tasuki: *stands up and grabs Sephiroth* What is her name?!?! Tell me!
Sephiroth: Tifa... Meteor... her name is Tifa...
Tasuki: She's beautiful! *lets go of Sephiroth, and he instantly falls to the ground*
*ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE SHIP.....*
Aeris: *leans on the railing to the bow of the boat* Cloud...
Cloud: Yes Aeris?
Aeris: Do you think we could start where we left off?
Cloud: We could try....
Aeris: *Jumps up and hugs Cloud* Oh thank you Cloud!
Cloud: *a little hesitant at first, hugs Aeris back*
*IN ONE OF THE ROOMS OF THE BOAT*
Rinoa: How can that female dog call me a dog? How can she?
Seifer: Freedom of speech, right?
Rinoa: You're no help...
Seifer: I was just trying to lighten the mood... Hey, Rinoa....
Rinoa: What?
Seifer: I love you...
Rinoa: Sure, whatever.... *gets up and walks out of the room*
Seifer: *watches Rinoa walk out the door* Man, I was so close! I wish she would like me again!
*ON THE BOAT DECK, SELPHIE AND IRVINE WALK AROUND THE CORNER OF THE BOAT, ONLY TO COME FACE TO FACE WITH TASUKI*
Selphie: AHHHHHH! A VAMPIRE!
Tasuki: I am NOT a vampire!
Selphie: Then you... you're....
Tasuki: I'm what?
Selphie: THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST! AAAAAHHHHHHH!
Tasuki: Miss, I assure you... I'm not that either!
Selphie: Well, in that case, you must be a fairy!
Tasuki: Did you just say I was a fairy?
Selphie: YES! The fairy has come to tell me everything will be okay!
Tasuki: But, I'm not a....
Selphie: So go ahead, tell me!
Tasuki: Tell you what?
Selphie: That everything will be okay!
Tasuki: Everything.... will be....
Selphie: Okay?
Tasuki: Okay.
Selphie: Okay!
Tasuki: Okay...
Selphie: Okay!!
Tasuki: I give up... *walks off*
*THE CAMERA FLASHES TO FUJIN, WHO IS RUNNING AROUND THE BOAT. SHE RUNS INTO SEPHIROTH*
Fujin: *flutters her eyelashes, wiggles her eyebrows* HI!
Sephiroth: Angry Beavers....
Fujin: ANGRY BEAVERS! FAVORITE SHOW! *trys to kiss sephiroth on the lips, but at the wrong moment, Sephiroth turns around, exposing his butt to Fujins slobbery lips*
Fujin: *blushes* NICE BUTT!
Sephiroth: Thank you...
*THE CAMERA FLASHES TO TASUKI, RUNNING AROUND THE DECK OF THE SHIP, TRYING TO FIND TIFA*
Tasuki: Where is she? *finally he sees Tifa, leaning against the railing* Hey, Tifa!
Tifa: Hi, Tasuki. What brings you here?
Tasuki: Tifa, I have utmost feelings for you... even though I dont know what utmost means... but, that's besides the point... *grabs Tifa and kisses her (HE PULLED A NURIKO!)*
Tifa: *pulls back surprised* Uh.... Im... Im.... Speechless.... But.... I like it!!! *grabs Tasuki and kisses him*
Tasuki: *pulls Tifa in his arms and kisses her passionately*
*CENSORED MATERIAL*
Tifa:Heeeee......
*MORE CENSORED MATERIAL*
*THE CAMERA FLASHES TO SQUALL, WALKING AROUND THE CORNER ONLY TO SEE.....TASUKI AND TIFA KISSING*
Squall: *runs over to Tifa and Tasuki and pulls them apart* What do you think you are doing? It's my turn!!!! *grabs Tifa in his arms and kisses her*
*SUDDENLY FUJIN RUNS AROUND THE CORNER DRAGGING A PASSED OUT SEPHIROTH*
Fujin: CENSOR! *runs and punches in the camera*
*SCREEN GOES FUZZY*
*CAMERA COMES ON*
Fujin: HI!!!
Tifa: Hi!
Squall: Whatever...
Sephiroth: Meteor...
Aeris: We are going on a boat!
Fujin: BOAT!
Zell: Are there any hotdogs?
Rinoa: There is no possible way I am going to be able to sit by that... thing...
Tifa: *glares at rinoa* What's your problem?
Rinoa: Im not friends with whores...
Tifa: Talk about touchy! At least I have more cleavage than you!
Rinoa: Do not!
Tifa: Do too!
Aeris: I'm not even going to join in...
Cloud: *looks at Aeris* Hey Aeris....
Aeris: Yes, Cloud......
Cloud: I.... nevermind....
Zell: Hotdogs Hotdogs Hotdogs!
Sephiroth: Meteor Meteor Meteor!
Zell: Hotdogs!
Sephiroth: Meteor!
Irvine: *walks onto the boat deck and waves frantically*
Selphie: Irvy, what are you doing?
Irvine: It is a custom to wave goodbye to the people on the dock.
Selphie: But Irvy, there are no people...
Irvine: Oh well, I like to wave my hands frantically....
Selphie: Okay, I will join in too! *starts to wave frantically*
Squall: *looks at Selphie* Oh lord....
Sephiroth: Yes?
Squall: Not you!
Sephiroth: Jenova...
Seifer: Okay, everyone on the boat, let's get this thing moving!
*EVERYONE RUNS ONTO THE BOAT*
Strange Mysterious Voice: Hello again, everyone! Nice to be back! I will be the captain of this boat!
*BOAT STARTS MOVING*
Tifa: Im not talking to that....that.... I won't even say it, because it's not for a dogs ears to hear....
Rinoa: Well, I never!!! *storms off*
Squall: Ri... oh, whatever....
Seifer: That was cruel.... Wait for me, Rinoa!!!!! *runs after Rinoa*
Sephiroth: Man overboard....
Tifa: Sephiroth, do you ever shut up?
Sephiroth: No, I really mean it this time... Man overboard! *points to the water*
*EVERYONE LOOKS AT THE WATER AND SEES BRIGHT ORANGE HAIR*
Sephiroth: Onion Rings...
Tifa: Throw him a lifesaver!
Sephiroth: *throws a candy at the man with orange hair, hitting him in the head*
Tifa: Not that lifesaver, moron! A life preserver thingy! I really dont the name of it!
Sephiroth: Oh, the round floaty thing?
Tifa: Duh! *throws the life preserver to man with orange hair*
*EVERYONE PULLS MAN WITH ORANGE HAIR ONTO BOAT*
Tifa: Are you okay?
Man with orange hair: I think so...
Tifa: What's your name?
Man with orange hair: Tasuki...
Tifa: What happened?
Tasuki: I was swabbing decks when this woman that looked raging mad came past me, and knocked me into the water! I will never again work with Chichiri on his part time jobs! * looks at Tifa, then blushes*
Tifa: Your face is red... do you have a sunburn?
Tasuki: Uh... Uh... Unnn....
Tifa: Okay.... *gets up and walks off*
Tasuki: *stands up and grabs Sephiroth* What is her name?!?! Tell me!
Sephiroth: Tifa... Meteor... her name is Tifa...
Tasuki: She's beautiful! *lets go of Sephiroth, and he instantly falls to the ground*
*ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE SHIP.....*
Aeris: *leans on the railing to the bow of the boat* Cloud...
Cloud: Yes Aeris?
Aeris: Do you think we could start where we left off?
Cloud: We could try....
Aeris: *Jumps up and hugs Cloud* Oh thank you Cloud!
Cloud: *a little hesitant at first, hugs Aeris back*
*IN ONE OF THE ROOMS OF THE BOAT*
Rinoa: How can that female dog call me a dog? How can she?
Seifer: Freedom of speech, right?
Rinoa: You're no help...
Seifer: I was just trying to lighten the mood... Hey, Rinoa....
Rinoa: What?
Seifer: I love you...
Rinoa: Sure, whatever.... *gets up and walks out of the room*
Seifer: *watches Rinoa walk out the door* Man, I was so close! I wish she would like me again!
*ON THE BOAT DECK, SELPHIE AND IRVINE WALK AROUND THE CORNER OF THE BOAT, ONLY TO COME FACE TO FACE WITH TASUKI*
Selphie: AHHHHHH! A VAMPIRE!
Tasuki: I am NOT a vampire!
Selphie: Then you... you're....
Tasuki: I'm what?
Selphie: THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST! AAAAAHHHHHHH!
Tasuki: Miss, I assure you... I'm not that either!
Selphie: Well, in that case, you must be a fairy!
Tasuki: Did you just say I was a fairy?
Selphie: YES! The fairy has come to tell me everything will be okay!
Tasuki: But, I'm not a....
Selphie: So go ahead, tell me!
Tasuki: Tell you what?
Selphie: That everything will be okay!
Tasuki: Everything.... will be....
Selphie: Okay?
Tasuki: Okay.
Selphie: Okay!
Tasuki: Okay...
Selphie: Okay!!
Tasuki: I give up... *walks off*
*THE CAMERA FLASHES TO FUJIN, WHO IS RUNNING AROUND THE BOAT. SHE RUNS INTO SEPHIROTH*
Fujin: *flutters her eyelashes, wiggles her eyebrows* HI!
Sephiroth: Angry Beavers....
Fujin: ANGRY BEAVERS! FAVORITE SHOW! *trys to kiss sephiroth on the lips, but at the wrong moment, Sephiroth turns around, exposing his butt to Fujins slobbery lips*
Fujin: *blushes* NICE BUTT!
Sephiroth: Thank you...
*THE CAMERA FLASHES TO TASUKI, RUNNING AROUND THE DECK OF THE SHIP, TRYING TO FIND TIFA*
Tasuki: Where is she? *finally he sees Tifa, leaning against the railing* Hey, Tifa!
Tifa: Hi, Tasuki. What brings you here?
Tasuki: Tifa, I have utmost feelings for you... even though I dont know what utmost means... but, that's besides the point... *grabs Tifa and kisses her (HE PULLED A NURIKO!)*
Tifa: *pulls back surprised* Uh.... Im... Im.... Speechless.... But.... I like it!!! *grabs Tasuki and kisses him*
Tasuki: *pulls Tifa in his arms and kisses her passionately*
*CENSORED MATERIAL*
Tifa:Heeeee......
*MORE CENSORED MATERIAL*
*THE CAMERA FLASHES TO SQUALL, WALKING AROUND THE CORNER ONLY TO SEE.....TASUKI AND TIFA KISSING*
Squall: *runs over to Tifa and Tasuki and pulls them apart* What do you think you are doing? It's my turn!!!! *grabs Tifa in his arms and kisses her*
*SUDDENLY FUJIN RUNS AROUND THE CORNER DRAGGING A PASSED OUT SEPHIROTH*
Fujin: CENSOR! *runs and punches in the camera*
*SCREEN GOES FUZZY*
