Survivor-Episode 3


*CAMERA COMES ON TO SHOW A NIGHT SCENE. WE SEE TIFA LEANING ON THE RAILING OF THE BOW OF THE SHIP, STARING AT THE STARS. TASUKI WALKS UP*
Tasuki: Tifa, you okay?
Tifa: I guess, it is just that I have never been torn between two guys before...
Tasuki: Well, it is totally up to you who you pick... Even if it isn't me...
Tifa: Tasuki....
Tasuki: It's okay... just, don't forget our first kiss, okay?
Tifa: .........................
Tasuki: *kisses Tifa, then smiles, a tight, uncomfortable smile* I decided to do that... because, it could be the last time...
Tifa: *holds her hand up to Tasuki's lips* Don't say things like that... It may not be... just give me time...
Tasuki: *smiles at Tifa* Okay...
*THE NEXT MORNING, EVERYONE IS UP AND ABOUT ON THE SHIP, ALL EXCEPT FOR ZELL.*
Strange Mysterious Voice: Hello again, people! I am paging you to inform you that we are approaching land!
*EVERYONE CHEERS*
Yuffie: Maybe there is some Materia on the Island...
Sephiroth: Holy...
Tifa: Sephiroth...
Sephiroth: *blinks, seeming not to hear*
Tifa: Sephiroth...
Sephiroth: *blinks, seeming not to hear once more*
Tifa: Oh, lord...
Sephiroth: You called?
Tifa: ...I give up...
Yuffie: You should try harder, Tifa... I don't think Sephiroth fancies you...
Tifa: Oh, go away, Yuffie!
Yuffie: Okay... whatever... I was just picking... Geez...
*AROUND ON THE STERN, CLOUD AND AERIS STAND*
Cloud: Hey Aeris...
Aeris: Yes Cloud?
Cloud: Close your eyes...
Aeris: *closes her eyes* Okay...
Cloud: *leads Aeris over to the railing of the stern* Step up...
Aeris: *steps up onto the railing* Okay...
Cloud: *takes hold of Aeris's arms, and holds them out* Now, open your eyes....
Aeris: *opens her eyes, then gasps* I... I'm flying!!!!! Cloud, I'm flying!!!
Cloud: *looks at Aeris, then kisses her*
Aeris: *kisses Cloud back*
Irvine: *happens to walk around the side of the ship and sees the scene* Oh lord Titanic all over again....
Strange Mysterious Voice: Awww.... how sweet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cloud: *Breaks apart from Aeris* Maybe another time......
Aeris: Okay....
*SEPHIROTH STARTS FLYING AROUND*
Tifa: Hey, Sephiroth, where ya goin?
Sephiroth: To find a TV.
Tifa: *starts to follow Sephiroth* Why?
Sephiroth: Because...
*TIFA FOLLOWS SEPHIROTH INTO A ROOM WHERE A TV IS. HE TURNS IT ON AND CHANGES IT TO A CHANNEL. TIFA SEES WHAT IT IS.*
Tifa: You mean to tell me that...
Sephiroth: *starts pumping his legs up and down* Uh huh... this is how I get my gorgeous body...
Voice From the Tv Set: Pump those legs, ladies!
Tifa: Richard Simmons?!? Oh lord....
Sephiroth: Yes?
Tifa: Oh, leave me alone! *Walks out of room*
*YUFFIE IS SEEN RUNNING AROUND THE DECK, LOOKING QUITE STUPID. SHE RUNS INTO ZELL, WHO HAS JUST WOKEN UP AND WAS COMING OUT OF HIS ROOM*
Zell: Hey, Watch it... Oh, sorry for yelling at you...
Yuffie: *rubs her head* Owwww.... watch it.... hey... Cool tattoo!
Zell: You think so?
Yuffie: Yeah!
Zell: You like hotdogs?
Yuffie: I like materia! Hotdogs are cool!!
Zell: cool! Wanna eat breakfast with me?
Yuffie: Sure!
Zell: *holds out his arm to Yuffie*
Yuffie: *takes his arm*
*THEY PRANCE DOWN THE WALK TO GO GET THEIR BREAKFAST*
*SUDDENLY, THE BOAT LURCHES, THROWING CLOUD AND AERIS OFF THE STERN INTO A VERY SANDY BEACH*
Strange Mysterious Voice: Oh, sorry, I never did get my liscence for boat parking...
Yuffie: Go back to school, idiot!!!! *shakes her fist at the boat* Cmon, Zelly! *drags Zell off the boat and onto the beach*
Irvine:(who just happened to fall on top of Selphie) Uh.... Uh...Heh, Heh... I knew something good would happen on this trip....
Selphie: HIIIIYAAAA! *kicks Irvine off her then pins him* Who's pinned now Irvy?
Irvine: Even better....
*SELPHIE GETS UP AND HELPS IRVINE UP, THEN THEY BOTH EXIT THE BOAT.*
Tifa: *walks alongside Tasuki and Squall, looking from Tasuki to Squall, then back to Tasuki* This is so confusing..........
Tasuki: *looks at Squall* Let's make a peace treaty for now, okay? At least until she makes up her mind... *extends his hand to Squall*
Squall: Whatever... *shakes Tasuki's hand*
Tasuki: Good, I didn't want to start any fights because I know very well that I don't want to use my metal fan!
Squall: Whatever....
*RINOA IS SEEN WALKING OFF THE BOAT, KEEPING A CLOSE EYE ON TIFA. SEIFER IS FOLLOWING HER CLOSE BEHIND*
Seifer: But, Rinoa, cant you give me another chance?
Rinoa: Ummm.... nooo.... I like Squall now.
Seifer: PLEAAAAASEEE?
Rinoa: I'll think about it.....
Seifer: Goody!
*THE CAMERA FLASHES BACK TO IRVINE AND SELPHIE*
Irvine: Hey, Selphie....
Selphie: Yes, Irvy?
Irvine: Do you happen to know that we are on an island... a deserted island?
Selphie: Yes! Now we can scream at the top of our lungs when the ghost comes back to haunt me, and nobody will hear us! *happens to walk by Tasuki* Oh, hi, Fairy!
Tasuki: *mumbles something under his breath*
Irvine: That wasn't my idea....
*SUDDENLY, FUJIN, CARRYING THE CAMERA, JUMPS OFF THE BOAT AND WALKS ALONGSIDE SEPHIROTH*
Fujin: *flutters her eyelashes, wiggles her eyebrows* HELLO, CHICKEN MAN!
Sephiroth: *ignores Fujin*
*FUJIN THEN LOOKS INTO THE CAMERA AND SMILES AN EVIL SMILE. THEN SHE DROPS THE CAMERA. EVERYTHING GOES FUZZY*