Disclaimer: *sigh* Do we really have to go through with this?!?! You know I don't own Digimon! Some filthy-stinkin' rich people do! I'm just a poor little girl!



A/N: I had cereal for breakfast this morning, so I might not be as hyper as I was for the last chapter. But I'll try to make it as strange as I can! But I AM drinking soda right now, so ya never know. PWEEZE R&R!!! 'Tis the only way I'll know how ya like it!!!!!! Enjoy!!!!!!!



1 Cheesecake part 2! MWA HAHAHA!!!! BY: Angiejouji1154

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"No! Please, Ken! Don't eat it! It's been poisoned with vodka!" yelled Daisuke. Ken took a small bite. "If it were poisoned, I'd taste it. All I taste is deliciously yummy cheesecake."

"It's playing with your mind! It's evil, Ken! And it'll get worse as it gets older! Cheesecake is evil!!!"

"It isn't evil, Daisuke. It's yummy yummy to my tummy." Ken took the whole thing and popped it in his mouth. "Mmmmm."

"Poison!" "Yummy!" "Poison!" "Yummy! Yummy, yummy to my tummy!!!" * Ken punches Daisuke until little balls of fluff come out of his ears * "I love cheesecake! I thought you said you wanted to marry it, Dai."

"I-I did. But, I discovered it was evil. Ooh, look! Fluff!" "Cheesecake isn't evil! It's changed! I can feel it!" said Ken.

"It's bad for you, Ken. It makes you think the wrong things." "Oh yeah? Like what?" "Well, it could make you think it's ok to love Miyako. Next thing ya know, you'll be marrying her!" (A/N: I'm still ticked about that.)

"I like Miyako." "You LIKE her. You'll be lovin her someday if you eat that cheese—evil cheesecake."

Ken shook his head. "NO, I'll be lovin cheesecake. 'Cause I'm gonna marry it, and you can't stop me." Ken picked up another piece of cheesecake and shoved it in Dai's face. "How do ya like that, Dai?"

Daisuke tackled Ken into a big bucket of squishy cheese stuff. Ken screamed, and since his mouth was wide open… "Mmmm, yum." Daisuke groaned. "EEEEVVVVIIIILLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!! BAD CHEESECAKE! VODKA! MIYAKO! KEN, STOP!"

But Daisuke was too late. Ken had already eaten all the cheesecake in the factory. "Stomach ache, Daisuke-kun." "Told you. It's evil." "Ok, but… I wanna go home. Mama (A/N: Ken DOES still call his mom mama. That's disturbing.) liver for dinner."

Ken ran out the door. "EEEVVVIIILLLLL!!!!! AHHHHHH!!!! BAD LIVER!!!!!!!! IT'S NOT KOASHER!!!! BEER!!!! MIYAKO!!!!! KEN, STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, well."

THE END.

A/N: *ehem* yeah…. Sooo. Dai seems to have a fear of alcohol and Miyako. Ok, so. If you want me to write more, tell me. Two more good reviews will convince me. PLEASE REVIEW!!!